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Ashley Dupre: Sick of Being Hated on, Ignored

Eliot Spitzer, the disgraced former governor of New York State, is thinking about getting back into politics. Yeah, that’s how bad his replacement is doing. With Spitzer making a slow return to the public stage, his former mistress / call girl, Ashley Dupre, thinks she deserves a second chance too, dammit! A second chance for attention, maybe .

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Ashley Dupre: Sick of Being Hated on, Ignored

Ashley Dupre Prostitutes Herself for Music Career Publicity

The New York Post ‘s plan to resurrect the Eliot Spitzer hooker scanda l story is turning out fabulously . Day one was the ” Spitzer comeback ?” rumor. Day two was the Shocked Response .

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Ashley Dupre Prostitutes Herself for Music Career Publicity

Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can’t Win

Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen ‘s shrinking body? Well, it’s back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What’s the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back?

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Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can’t Win

Britney Spears Is Waiting To Do It Again

…Get your heads out of the gutter people!

Cindy Crawford Doesn’t Care About Cellulite

Supermodel Cindy Crawford has revealed that she has cellulite and you know what? You better deal with it because the 43-year-old beauty doesn’t give a damn, it’s not going to stop her from wearing her bikini

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Cindy Crawford Doesn’t Care About Cellulite

Paps Snag Bam Fam Pix!

INF photogs snapped these candid pictures of Michelle Obama and daughter Malia leaving Top Chef Spike’s burger joint in DC. Breaking: there are paparazzi in DC! There were pap pictures of the Obamas vacationing in Hawaii and transitioning in Chicago, but the mean streets of Capitol Hill have probably never been the scene of a shot sold to People or stolen by Perez.

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Paps Snag Bam Fam Pix!

Gretchen Rossi is Bullshit in a Bikini of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is so fucking useless that she is on TV, but doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page and over the course of my “career” writing this site with one hand on the keyboard and the other in my ass, I have seen a lot of fuckin’ useless fuckin’ people, all of whom had a wikipedia page. I guess no one gives a fuck about this whore, so I am forced to ask myself why I am bothering writing this shit about her, and the answer is simple….she has a tight body and is in a bikini and that’s all it really takes to get into my heart

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Gretchen Rossi is Bullshit in a Bikini of the Day

Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

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Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day