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Salma Hayek’s Mom Boobs Still Got It

While the rest of her aging body maybe slipping into disrepair, her face is getting a little too momish or momly for my taste, but Salma Hayek’s boobs are still going strong. Here she is out the other day taking pictures of pigeons doing it in the park or something along those lines. Who knows what older people do in their spare time. I bet somewhere there’s a latino pigeon taking pictures of Salma’s big MILF boobies on his little pigeon iPhone . I know I would. Enjoy.

Today on Planet 100: Sarah Palin In Bad Taste (Video)

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Today on Planet 100: Sarah Palin In Bad Taste (Video)

How sweet the taste of chocolate lip balms

Three things to know about chocolate: Buying organic or fair trade chocolate ensures you are not contributing to child slavery and unfair labor practices . Mainstream chocolate makers haven’t quite caught up with fair trade sourcing yet (although some progress is being made ). You can savor the taste and smell of organic chocolate all day long with Eco Lips’ new line of Dagoba organic chocolate lip balms. I’m not big on flavored lip products, but as an advocate for fair trade and organic chocolate, I felt compelled to report on this important new development (ahem) in the world of chocolate lip balms. Eco Lips , a company known for its certified organic lip balms, has collaborated with Dagoba Organic Chocolate to create three lip balms that soothe your lips with organic ingredients while soothing your senses with the taste and smell of chocolate. Organic cocoa in your lip balm? If that sounds a little odd to you, you’re not alone. The new balms are a little too sweet for my own taste, personally—but the rest of my family thinks the review samples we tried are just fine, thank you very much. And there’s no denying these balms moisturize and heal chapped lips like champs. The new line comes in three flavors: roseberry (raspberry, rosehips and dark chocolate—my personal favorite and the most chocolatey); mint (a brisk mix of mint, rosemary and dark chocolate); and lavender (lavender, blueberry and dark chocolate). One of them will surely be the balm for your chocolate-craving soul—and lips. (Photo credit: Eco Lips ) Glossary: Organic , Fair trade , Fair wage , Sustainable

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How sweet the taste of chocolate lip balms

Jessica Simpson Profile Shot

Personally I don’t find Dane Cook funny at all, too douchely for my taste, but apparently Jessica Simpson does. Here she is leaving the Laugh Factory after one of his shows and giving us a decent profile shot on her way by. It’s not great, only decent because she looks like she’s got a bit of a belly. I don’t know if it’s just the way her t-shirt is hanging or what, but I don’t like it. If she was wearing a bikini top or a latex body suit we wouldn’t have this issue. Next time.

Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

Reese Witherspoon has always been a little too wholesome for my taste, she needs to sex it up a bit.

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Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

Bill Cinton Fully Approves of Marc Mezvinsky

Bill Clinton is a man that once thought Monica Lewinsky was hot enough to stick a cigar up her vagina. So his taste may be questionable.

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Bill Cinton Fully Approves of Marc Mezvinsky

Joanna Krupa: Tube Top Cleavage

Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa out on the town the other night in a tasty yellow tube top. I’ve always liked tube tops, they’re exciting, you know her boobs could pop out at any moment

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Joanna Krupa: Tube Top Cleavage

Lauren Conrad Ruins Upskirt Moment

It looks to me like all those long nights pretending to be a celebrity on her fake reality TV show have finally paid off for Lauren Conrad . Here she is managing to block a perfectly good opportunity for an upskirt picture like a seasoned veteran. Not that we haven’t seen her lady business countless times before, or am I confusing her with someone else?

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Megan Fox Gets Artsy For The New York Times

I haven’t done a post on Megan Fox in a long time which is surprising because she is the most popular babe on the planet, but I guess she took a little hiatus after her movie Jennifer’s Body tanked.

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Megan Fox Gets Artsy For The New York Times