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Julianne Hough Rocks It For Glamour

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is everywhere these days promoting the crap out of her new Rock Of Ages movie, I even saw her on Live With Kelly , I mean I heard she was going to be on Live With Kelly . I’m a man. Anyhow, here she is getting all rockstar sexy on the cover of Glamour magazine. I think my favorite shot has to be the one in the bra, ‘Rock On’? More like ‘Rock Hard’. Get it? Alright.

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Julianne Hough & Malin Akerman Hotness

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted pictures earlier today of Audrina Patridge and Stacy Keibler calling the duo a sexy tag team, but after seeing these pictures of Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough getting up close and personal at the Guys Choice awards, I think I might be torn as to which team is hotter. I think the only fair way to determine the winner is a no holds barred tag team girl-on-girl evening gown leg wrestling match. I’ll bring the baby powder, in case there’s any chafing.

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Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle Magazine

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for years now, but a big airbrushed baby bump isn’t really my thing. I guess I shouldn’t complain, Jessica Simpson naked is always a good thing. Enjoy.

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Jessie J Works A Quality See Through Dress

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t posted a ton of pictures of this Jessie J chick, she used to kind of frighten me a little bit, but these shots have changed the way I look at her. Instead of questioning whether she’s actually a man dressed as a woman, I’m actually getting a semi looking at these shots. Here she is at the Brit Awards last night showing off a quality booty and an impressive amount of cleavage in a nice see through dress. Well done.

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl . Cropping out the gigantic baby bump mountain? Brilliant! Now if she could crop out the white chick and make a few sexy faces we’d be in business.

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Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Have Peaked

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When is Jessica Simpson’s due date? Seriously, the woman looks like she’s big enough to be having quintuplets. Here she is running some errands over the weekend looking like I feel after about eight pints. Gross. The good news is that along with her ever growing belly comes some extra large chesticles. Those things have to be at their limit, they can’t get any bigger than this, they look like they could feed a couple of sets of twins. I’m going to miss them the most.

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Jessica Simpson Is A Huge Star

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant and all and, but I realy wasn’t expecting her to get THIS massive. She’s huge!!!! Here she is showing off that gigantic baby bump on the red carpet for something in a dress that really wasn’t designed for this kind of thing. I’m not sure this can really be called a baby bump anymore, maybe a baby mound or a baby explosion, but it’s definitely not a bump anymore. Are we sure she’s not having triplets? I think she’s overindulged with the corn dogs.

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Is Dangerous

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Jessica Simpson , her horse-faced sister, some weird looking kid and her massive pregnant breasts spent the day together in New York City. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, other than the fact that I don’t think it’s safe to have a child that close to such ginormous breasts, the kid could accidentally get smothered to death in between those things. Someone call Child Protective Services. I better stick my face in there to make sure it’s safe.

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Jessica Simpson’s Massive Chubcakes

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really don’t find pregnant Jessica Simpson all that attractive, I like my women to be without any humans growing inside of them, but I am a big fan of her massive new chubcakes. Look at those things! Awesome. It looks like her chest is pregnant with twins. I just want to feel one of them in my hands, it doesn’t have to be in a sensual way either, I just want to feel their weight. I bet they’re like eight pounds each. Twitter me with the stats please.

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Jessica Simpson Is Huge

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the formerly sexy Jessica Simpson rolling her huge self out of an automobile the other day in her best Harley Davidson shirt and fat chick sweatpants. Ugh. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. The good news is that I recently heard a rumor that she’s in talks with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or one of those lady weight loss programs, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a slimmer hotter Jessica real soon. Try not to lose to much off the sexy front meat please. Thanks.

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