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Christie Brinkley Drops Some Ancient Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Christie Brinkley these days, but she seems to be all over the place and still looking pretty damn sexy. Maybe I’m just a little nostalgic, but I’m actually really liking it. Here she is hamming it up for the cameras looking like a classic pin up model. Isn’t she something like sixty years old now? Whatever it is she’s eating or drinking to stay looking this young, I need to get some. Not for myself, men get distinguished with age, but my girlfriend needs to stay young. more pictures of Christie Brinkley here

Jessica Simpson Is Looking Pretty Good Again

I’m kind of impressed that Jessica Simpson is looking this good, I thought she was all fat and dumpy now, I guess I was mistaken. That or her big sunglasses are throwing me off. Those things make a lot of women look a hell of a lot better than they really are, it’s kind of annoying. Anyhow, here she is over the weekend looking a little closer to the way my crotch and I remember her. Well done.

Jessica Simpson Flashes Her Breasts Tonsils?

I don’t really know what to say about these pictures of Jessica Simpson , It looks like she’s trying to show off her feed hole, but that can’t be right. She’s not known as someone who enjoys eating…. I couldn’t finish that sentence without chuckling. Because of her weight issues. Anyhow, here she is doing something the other night wearing as much black as humanly possibly, you know, because it’s slimming. I thought she was supposed to be working out for her wedding. Back on the treadmill princess.

Jessica Simpson Gets A New Hairdo

I thought Twitter was supposed to be a safe haven for attention seeking chicks who want to show off their boobs on the internet without doing porn, I guess it’s broken today because I don’t know what the hell is going on with this picture. Here’s Jessica Simpson getting some rotten clown hairdo I don’t understand, I guess I’m just not that fashion forward, but this crap looks like something you keep your pet guinea pig in. Show us your boobs and be done with it.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

I don’t remember LeAnn Rimes being so chestacular! I don’t know if those are real or store bought but they’re awsome. Not to mention, the rest of her body is A1! Her face, well that’s a different story but with the glasses and hat on who’s really paying attention?

Jessica Simpson Does Some Shopping

Well, at least she’s not eating…

Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat

I know I’ve been saying that Jessica Simpson has been putting on a little weight, but I wouldn’t go so far as to give her her own float… That’s just mean. Here she is in the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday looking nice and warm in her giant coat and ear muffs. Even if they do have the word muff in their name, ear muffs just aren’t sexy. I’m glad that even with the big coat on we can still see that tasty white sweater meat of hers… Pass the gravy.