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Taylor Momsen’s a Fucking Wreck with a Perfume Line of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up…. Pics via Fame

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Taylor Momsen Not Thinking About Haiti

Posted on January 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gossip Girl actress Taylor Momsen might want to think before she speaks. Last night while promoting her new fragrance Love Rocks, at a Victoria’s Secret store in New York City, the 16-year-old was asked if she would be following the likes of Wyclef Jean and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie , who have donated money to Haiti followings its recent earthquake. And the actress/singer didn’t exactly spit out the most sensitive of answers

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Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy… Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead…. So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience…

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Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

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Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes… Here are some pics… Pics via Bauer

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Frances Bean Cobain No Longer Under Custody of Courtney Love

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Love is insane. That’s common knowledge among music and gossip fans

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Sarah Chalke in her Bikini on Scrubs 7 Months Ago of the DAy

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I noticed these pictures making the rounds of the internet and I figured I’d post them, but before I did, I figured I might as well throw up the youtube video of the bikini video because a bitch in motion is better than a bitch in image, which in Sarah Chalke’s case turned out to be totally wrong, because she acts like a fucking dude, and not matter how tight a pussy is on a bitch, if she acts like a dude about shit, and sits there grabbing at her crotch, chewing tobacco and watching football, she’s not the fucking girl for me….. Either way, it turns out these were on TV over 7 months ago so they are nothing new, other than the reality that I doubt any of you watch Scrubs, since you probably thought it was off the air the last 5 years too But here are the pics anyway…

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Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….

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Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

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Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

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