If you look at this picture from the right angle – maybe with your screen brightness jacked up – you can see her tits… You may not remember, know or care about Isabeli Fontana, but I remember her being one of the first Brazilian models before the whole Brazilian model shit went crazy, who worked for Victoria’s Secret, half naked at 15 o 16 years old…because to people like me, taking pictures of half named 16 year olds is illegal and will get you arrested and raped in prison – but if you’re a billion dollar corporate Mall brand..it’s celebrated….those young fit bodies…so perfect in made in China sweatshop wares. She’s been naked for fashion before, she’s 32 and an old timer, she’s seen some shit, from a bunch of rich dudes, to having a bunch of kids, but she’s still got it going on….and that’s really a rare gem…. The post Isabeli Fontana’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy…. You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS… Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records… So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair… She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders… All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me.. Either way, good photoshop job GQ. Here is the video The post Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life…. In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA…. YES, the ANA BRAGA… Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing…. So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed! HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS… The post Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals… I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass… The post Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals… I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass… The post Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re a celebrity couple who’ve been married as long as Faith Hill and Tim McGraw have, you’ve lived through many a tabloid divorce rumor. In fact, after nearly 20 years together, the two probably read them to each other as bedtime stories and share a good laugh. The latest report comes from Star magazine, who alleges that Hill “treats Tim like a dog” and the pair are “living separate lives.” “Tim and Faith have had their ups and downs, but it’s never been this bad before,” a source tells the tabloid. “No one in their inner circle would be surprised if this was the year they ended things altogether. At this point, it’s just a matter of who would file for divorce first.” The article also cites McGraw’s “wandering eye” as a source of tension, because it just ain’t a proper celebrity split if the man ain’t cheatin’! The country power couple are said to be worth $135 million, so their divorce attorneys must really be kicking up their boots in celebration. Back in 2013 the National Enquirer ran an eerily similar story of the couple’s ” $135 million divorce ,” complete with quotes on McGraw being “treated like a dog” by Hill – but this time he was all googly-eyed over Taylor Swift. As believable as it appeared, the reports turned out to be false, and were soon followed up by rumors that McGraw was gay . Sounds like the tabs are running out of stories for these two. Don’t be surprised if we soon hear reports that Tim’s having an illicit affair with a 35-pound transgendered chicken named Sue. View Slideshow: 13 Famous Couples We Never Thought Would Last This Long
Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Don’t be confused by this lifelike leggy blonde — that’s not actually Taylor Swift putting on one of her signature leg shows for tourists in Germany. It’s just a statue from Madame Tussauds Berlin they posed to promote the upcoming Echo 2016 Awards. Man, what I wouldn’t give to be the lucky janitor who gets to “clean” this thing every night… Hmm, I wonder if they’re hiring. Photos: WENN.com
About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant. I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS. I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity…. But No one fucking listens to me. The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show… But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up…. That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing… Taylor Swift dressed slutty there… But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ.. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
