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Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”… Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way…. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Chinese Fashion Collection Is Full Of 1989 References

Taylor Swift has launched a Chinese clothing line, and it’s full of song references.

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Taylor Swift: Awesome Judge Quotes Singer’s Lyrics While Dismissing Lawsuit

When you’re as successful as Taylor Swift, nuisance lawsuits are a common occurrence. But apparently, being sued can sometimes be an absolute pleasure – so long as you win the case, and your judge happens to be an amateur song parodist with a sharp sense of humor. The story goes: Taylor was being sued for $42 million by a man named Jessie Braham, who claims that Taylor stole the lyrics for “Shake It Off” from his 2013 song “Haters Gonna Hate.” The case was dismissed today in a fashion that will surely be appreciated by fans of Swifty: “At present, the Court is not saying that Braham can never, ever, ever get his case back in court,” reads the dismissal order from US Magistrate judge Gail J Standish. “As currently drafted, the Complaint has a blank space — one that requires Braham to do more than write his name. “And, upon consideration of the Court’s explanation in Part II, Braham may discover that mere pleading Band-Aids will not fix the bullet holes in his case…At least for the moment, Defendants have shaken off this lawsuit.” Oh, snap! Looks like  Taylor’s not the only who can dole out epic burns in song form. Sadly, the judge didn’t actually sing the verdict, but we get the feeling the result would have been as hilariously stiff as presidential candidate Martin O’Malley’s rendition of “Bad Blood.” View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

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Selena Gomez Downs Syndrome Face Chemotherapy Dance of the Day

Here’s heavily heavier set Selena Gomez, who will probably blame her tits and stumpy legs on LUPUS…and her need for way too much make-up on Chemotherapy, you see that shit makes you so pale and weak…and bald…just look how bald she is…with some of the thickest fucking hair in the history of hair…because she was milking the chemo line…not because she wasn’t on Chemo, but because it was such a weak dose the side effects included – not stopping anything she was doing…but milk it because based on a technicality it is chemo and sounds horrible which is good for marketing… So good, Victoria’s Secret fulfilled her terminally ill, make a wish, to be a VS performer like she was Taylor Swift…where she brought out tits with no bra,..even if it is a bra company that hates when girls don’t wear bras…it cuts into profits…because she’s an unappreciative cunt like that…and it’s not her fault..blame stage parenting and her working at a young age to feed their immigrant asses…who may not be Immigrants… The post Selena Gomez Downs Syndrome Face Chemotherapy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Downs Syndrome Face Chemotherapy Dance of the Day

Here’s heavily heavier set Selena Gomez, who will probably blame her tits and stumpy legs on LUPUS…and her need for way too much make-up on Chemotherapy, you see that shit makes you so pale and weak…and bald…just look how bald she is…with some of the thickest fucking hair in the history of hair…because she was milking the chemo line…not because she wasn’t on Chemo, but because it was such a weak dose the side effects included – not stopping anything she was doing…but milk it because based on a technicality it is chemo and sounds horrible which is good for marketing… So good, Victoria’s Secret fulfilled her terminally ill, make a wish, to be a VS performer like she was Taylor Swift…where she brought out tits with no bra,..even if it is a bra company that hates when girls don’t wear bras…it cuts into profits…because she’s an unappreciative cunt like that…and it’s not her fault..blame stage parenting and her working at a young age to feed their immigrant asses…who may not be Immigrants… The post Selena Gomez Downs Syndrome Face Chemotherapy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day

The funny thing about this fame whoring, weird body for a white girl, half naked girl who has been fucking older black guys since she was a tween, thanks to having terrible parents…and a terrible life…that is masked with money and things…living the American Dream by whoring herself….is that the biggest tragedy in her vain as fuck life..is her “broken nail”… The good news is that when their empire collapses, this one is slated to be one of the first to go fucking insane, develop a drug addiction and die… Because she doesn’t know a life before fame, TV, etc…and she grew up in the peak of their collective fame whoring..so the second their ship has sailed and people stop caring…she’s start acting up and falling apart.. I guess that will only happen when instagram fades…and new social media steps up….because as of now, she’s got millions of people she directly speaks to…and the max exodus of following her will never happen…but it’d be great to see it if they did… I guess we’re stuck with these whores…..for now…but they will crack…I know it…they can’t keep them well behaved forever…they are spoiled brats and don’t think consequences, etiquette or anything but self interest… Let’s just hope the tanturm / breakdown / crisis…comes with more nudity…. Like this Tit pic of average at best, but hugely famous, now a Victoria’s Secret runway walkng, Kendall tit… The post Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day

The funny thing about this fame whoring, weird body for a white girl, half naked girl who has been fucking older black guys since she was a tween, thanks to having terrible parents…and a terrible life…that is masked with money and things…living the American Dream by whoring herself….is that the biggest tragedy in her vain as fuck life..is her “broken nail”… The good news is that when their empire collapses, this one is slated to be one of the first to go fucking insane, develop a drug addiction and die… Because she doesn’t know a life before fame, TV, etc…and she grew up in the peak of their collective fame whoring..so the second their ship has sailed and people stop caring…she’s start acting up and falling apart.. I guess that will only happen when instagram fades…and new social media steps up….because as of now, she’s got millions of people she directly speaks to…and the max exodus of following her will never happen…but it’d be great to see it if they did… I guess we’re stuck with these whores…..for now…but they will crack…I know it…they can’t keep them well behaved forever…they are spoiled brats and don’t think consequences, etiquette or anything but self interest… Let’s just hope the tanturm / breakdown / crisis…comes with more nudity…. Like this Tit pic of average at best, but hugely famous, now a Victoria’s Secret runway walkng, Kendall tit… The post Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy… But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits.. TO SEE SELENA GOMEZ TIT CLICK HERE TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy… But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits.. TO SEE SELENA GOMEZ TIT CLICK HERE TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Move Over Batwoman — Katy Perry Rocked A Jumpsuit With Actual Wings

Katy Perry basically became Batwoman in a gorgeous winged jumpsuit.

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