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Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is taking a lesson out of the Taylor Swift school of bullshit friendships to show the world you’re a normal, tolerable person…and like Taylor Swift, her “friend”…she is now creating her own army…of comedians.. I guess in her quirky, weirdness, she feels as though she’s a comedian at heart…maybe a comedic genius and that’s why she falls all the time, or says insane things all the time, and it has nothing to with her being some mentally fucked up, sold to hollywood at a young age by her parents, before selling herself out to a franchise movie that makes her big fucking money, while doing other big box office roles for Academy awards, because the stories are more compelling…and they still pay her her rate…because she’s so high in demand…something that I find amazing, but not as amazing as her tits…tits I decided I liked and tits that made her more interesting to me…after she leaked her sexts…to make her seem more human and have sex appeal she knew she had but was too awkward to really have… So now, these Comedians who are ultra fucking famous, because “comedy”…is the new reality star, and comedians get into the hearts of everyone…through laughter…even if they are like this Brown dude and the jokes are fucking safe and lame…because men are encouraged to be tame, pansies now…or like Amy Schumer…where they are just some fat chick making jokes about getting gang banged…and throat fucked…because girls are encouraged to be raunchy now…both of whom are Jennifer Lawrence’s crew…who she piggy backs….even though any immasculated dude letting a chick piggy back ride him…probably also lets a chick peg him… This is lame… . TO SEE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD GROUPIE SHIT CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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‘Shadowhunters’ Announces Premiere Date, Drops Major Details About Malec And New Characters

The “Shadowhunters” cast made their New York Comic Con debut, where they announced the premiere date, new characters and more.

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Three ‘Fuller House’ Stars Join A Squad That’s Even Better Than Taylor Swift’s

Ellen DeGeneres decides to form her own squad, after learning she wasn’t part of Taylor Swift’s.

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Selena Gomez Thinks You’re an Asshole Cuz She Does Chemo of the Day

In Bieber penis for Floyd Mayweather news….here’s some Selena Gomez news… She’s announced that she has Lupus, was undergoing Chemo…and that is why she was bloated as fuck….and got fake tits… FEEL SORRY FOR HER… Lupus is serious and so is Chemo….even though I’ve known she has had Lupus forever and have referred to her pudgy as Lupus Bloat for years now.. But how rude of her to call us, or you…her fans…assholes….little unappreciative and entitled cunt…. We as her audience of content she produces on social media, for the paparazzi and going to every fucking event pointing out her for her chemo but didn’t lose her hair lupus bloat …when we didn’t know she was undergoing Chemo but should have known…because she, at least in her mind, is a god…and when she gets sick, we should feel sorry…as she still gets out there making money and posting pics at parties with Taylor swift… Shut the fuck up trick… It looks like it was really aggressive chemo – like cancer babies dying of leukemia – all bald headed corpse-like…or like your granny when she was at the end of the fucking road…chemo…but the kind that you keep your full head of hair… There are real issues in the world, we need to stop sensationalizing this bullshit angle she’s pulling- these attention seeking puppets must be taken out back and shot…especially when they mock real sick people…who can’t go to every event…or hang with fans…she didn’t miss a fucking beat…but was dying…. I don’t doubt the Lupus, I don’t doubt the Chemo…but I don’t think we deserve to be called assholes when we make her money, we are her clients, and we should give our sympathy to sick people who aren’t rich, famous and partying… The post Selena Gomez Thinks You’re an Asshole Cuz She Does Chemo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day

No this isn’t an episode of GIRLS and that fat, cellulite ridden ass, isn’t Lena Dunham being an attention seeking, exhibitionist, who pretends to love herself…but rather Lady Gaga…. Either way, Lady Gaga had her big acting debut, at least that’s what they’ll tell you… even though anyone with a brain will know her whole career is based on an act, it’s all a lie…and I think she even went to acting school…but needed to become a huge popstar, female drag queen, with a cause to talk to the retard audience and convince them to buy her bullshit…because they are retards looking for purpose but forced to be exposed to this… I don’t watch TV, or Netflix, or whatever this is on…it doesn’t excite me to commit myself to these idiots when I would rather make my own horror story of a life…filled with fake tits…and orgies….without faces like Gaga’s….so I can’t tell you whether it was a great performance, but I assume her team is already working on her aggressively to get that EMMY…. I do watch tits though, even in pasties…and I do watch asses, even in thongs…and I do know that this sex looks dull, uninspired and all it does is remind me of the time I was a sexual predator and grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets when she was at a club next to me…surrounded by security…she didn’t notice so I kept going…and it was surprisingly firmer than it looks…but I wasn’t hard when doing it..which would be my litmus test, except for the fact that I get hard for very little…but I shoulda got hard for that… Like I said…my own horror story…and it doesn’t involve this garbage…but should involve eliminating them… The post Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day

No this isn’t an episode of GIRLS and that fat, cellulite ridden ass, isn’t Lena Dunham being an attention seeking, exhibitionist, who pretends to love herself…but rather Lady Gaga…. Either way, Lady Gaga had her big acting debut, at least that’s what they’ll tell you… even though anyone with a brain will know her whole career is based on an act, it’s all a lie…and I think she even went to acting school…but needed to become a huge popstar, female drag queen, with a cause to talk to the retard audience and convince them to buy her bullshit…because they are retards looking for purpose but forced to be exposed to this… I don’t watch TV, or Netflix, or whatever this is on…it doesn’t excite me to commit myself to these idiots when I would rather make my own horror story of a life…filled with fake tits…and orgies….without faces like Gaga’s….so I can’t tell you whether it was a great performance, but I assume her team is already working on her aggressively to get that EMMY…. I do watch tits though, even in pasties…and I do watch asses, even in thongs…and I do know that this sex looks dull, uninspired and all it does is remind me of the time I was a sexual predator and grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets when she was at a club next to me…surrounded by security…she didn’t notice so I kept going…and it was surprisingly firmer than it looks…but I wasn’t hard when doing it..which would be my litmus test, except for the fact that I get hard for very little…but I shoulda got hard for that… Like I said…my own horror story…and it doesn’t involve this garbage…but should involve eliminating them… The post Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol… Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it… I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal… Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass… Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim… It’s annoying… But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up… But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on… So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle…. The post Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol… Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it… I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal… Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass… Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim… It’s annoying… But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up… But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on… So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle…. The post Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsy Davy Photos: Prince Harry’s Future Wife in Training!

Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry, who dated off and on for seven years, are reportedly back together again – and things are getting serious. Even Kate Middleton thinks the blonde is royal wife material. So what are they waiting for?! Will Harry come full circle with her, and will Chelsy be the one who finally corrals and tames the wild Prince? Stay tuned. But get to know here a little in the meantime: 1. Chelsy Davy, Blue Dress Check out Chelsy Davy. She used to date Prince Harry. Or maybe she still does, who knows. 2. Prince Harry, Chelsy Davy Harry and Chelsy hang out. Good for them. 3. Chelsy Davy Drunk Chelsy Davy knows how to tie one on. Hells yeah. 4. Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are no longer dating. That’s right, ladies, he’s very much available! 5. Chelsy Davy at Royal Wedding Chelsy Davy at the Royal Wedding in April 2011. Prince Harry’s date looked great. 6. Chelsy Davy Picture Will Chelsy Davy get back together with Prince Harry? Brits everywhere are dying to know! View Slideshow

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Celebs Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Stars: #9 is Wild!

The list of celebrities who went all the way for the first time with other stars is surprisingly long. Or perhaps not surprisingly if you think about it. Whatever you think about it, take a look! Would you have ever guessed that these stars got it on? Okay … some of them obviously, but the rest? 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being …. 2. Justin Bieber! Yup. Justin Bieber took her v-card. Then he broke her heart. 3. Taylor Swift One of Taylor Swift’s many famous boyfriends got her to go all the way, then dumped her via text after no-showing at her 21st birthday party! He is … 4. Jake Gyllenhaal! Yes. That brief relationship with Taylor Swift really rocked the singer to the core after he deflowered her, then bailed. It allegedly inspired much of her album Red. 5. Joe Jonas Joe Jonas once wore a purity ring and vowed he wouldn’t have sex until he was married. So much for that. The lucky (?) famous girl? 6. Ashley Greene! Yes, the Twilight actress was the first one to get a Jonas Brother into bed. View Slideshow

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