A video posted by Nicole Scherzinger (@nicolescherzy) on Aug 8, 2015 at 1:54pm PDT The rumor is that Pussy Cat Doll and possible drag queen is banging Ed Sheeran, the little, creepy, red headed leprechaun performer, which would make sense since any dude who fucked Taylor Swift, was likely fucked by Taylor Swift, she’s alpha like that….he dated Taylor Swift didn’t he? I am more into watching her wake surf video, that imagining that weirdo fetish video that would be their sex tape…. I like to think they were just in studio together making more shitty music, not having very weird fucking sex…. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Wake Surf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires… That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner… That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Aug 9, 2015 at 9:15pm PDT Nicki Minaj made some sort of attention seeking announcement at her last concert saying something like “Meek Mill is my Baby Father”…which could be her announcing her pregnancy, which justify her body, but wouldn’t explain why it has looked like that for the last 5 years of fame, is she an elephant and is this the gestation period…. More importantly, it doesn’t explain who this Meek Mill character is, and why do Drake and Nicki Minaj feel the need to do all this PR for the guy, who before two weeks ago, barely existed. My theory is that he either has gay sex videos of Drake, or maybe they are all just BFFs who run train on Nicki Minaj, and one night after sex they all decided to bring him up, because he was feeling sad he couldn’t get as full an erection as drake when they were double penetrating Nicki’s asshole… Now the real question is, why am I posting about this? Oh right…the below picture…what the fuck kind of barnyard antics is this… The post Nicki Minaj Creepy Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a time, when rap and punk rock were a little anti-establishment. They rappers were pretty pumped on making money being anti-establishment, while really being part of the establishment, possibly funded by the establishment, and hired like a casting call by the establishment, to make stupid fucking money within the establishment… But there was never any real crossover of genres…You would never see some hood rapper with a pop tart, under any and all circumstances, shit was kept separate… But thanks to the internet, the idea of only being into one kind of music doesn’t exist, either does the idea of pop music, because everything is pop, or wants to be pop, and every one collaborates with everyone, becauase it makes for a good selfie, instead of there being underground, interesting things going on, everything is a fucking Taylor Swift music video…making her the leader of a generation, a terrifying thought… And here she is with some dude who sings about “Trap Queens”…doing a model walk…shit makes no sense to me…but the youth have no idea, and everyone has become one massive, horrible high school class, who hang out together, and gossip about the popular girls together, where this girl is the popular one… Everything is mainstream commercialized shit…and it’s the worst… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Model Walks with Fettywap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Internet Vs. Taylor Swift (Again) Infamous wave hopper Taylor Swift continued her journey to world domination with a hilariously gluten-free performance of “Trap Queen” with Fetty Wap during her Seattle tour stop that sent the internet spiraling into yet another Swifty-induced tizzy. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to Taylor Swift performing “Trap Queen” with Fetty.
Model wrangler Taylor Swift posted this video of Cara Delevingne the “Mother Chucker” in lingerie, because I like when Taylor Swift shows off her property, in lingerie… I also like when she publicly discusses her “sisterhood”…which is code for her “real life barbies cuz she’s so rich and that’s how rich people satisfy their crazy”… I guess it’s the behind the scenes from the music video, but who cares when it is from, because it’s models in lingerie with weapons… She also posted Gigi Hadid talking in lingerie…in a video I call Gigi Hadid should never be talking, that voice is terrifying… Here are some pics of Taylor Swift in Vanity Fair’s September Issue… The post Cara Delevingne is Mother Chucker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift covers the new issue of Vanity Fair, which is somewhat of a big deal, as the September issue is considered to be the legendary mag’s biggest of the year, and it’s usually reserved for major figures in the world of fashion. Is this VF’s way of saying Taylor has transcended music and achieved full-blown style icon status? We don’t know, but Taylor’s insights on everything from the famous Swifty girl squad to how she feels about being interrupted by Kanye at the VMAs all these years later help to make this one of her most interesting interviews to date. On Her Chick Clique: “We even have girls in our group who have dated the same people. It’s almost like the sisterhood has such a higher place on the list of priorities for us. “It’s so much more important than some guy that it didn’t work out with…now more than ever we need to be good and kind to each other and not judge each other—and just because you have the same taste in men, we don’t hold that against each other.” On Her Idols: If you look at Oprah, she’s made so many people happy over the years. She’s made so much money, but she’s given so much of it away. “Same thing with Angelina Jolie. She’s been so productive, but she’s used that position to better other people’s lives, and I think that’s where I’d want to be.” On Her Love Life: “That was the way that I decided to go on with my life. Not looking for anything, not necessarily being open to anything, and only being open to the idea that, if I found someone who would never try to change me, that would be the only person I could fall in love with. Because, you know, I was in love with my life.” On Yeezus Interruptus: “I feel like I wasn’t ready to be friends with [West] until I felt like he had some sort of respect for me, and he wasn’t ready to be friends with me until he had some sort of respect for me—so it was the same issue, and we both reached the same place at the same time. I became friends with Jay Z, and I think it was important, for Jay Z, for Kanye and I to get along.” It sounds like Taylor only forgave Kanye recently, which means Beck won’t be ready to bury the hatchet with Yeezy until President Trump is halfway through his first term. We kid! The idea of Beck being pissed for that long is much too terrible to imagine.
On July 1, Walter Palmer of Eden Prairie, Minnesota made the unfortunate decision to combine two things that most people aren’t that crazy about: dentists and killing protected animals. The 55-year-old was on a big-game hunt in Zimbabwe when he shot and killed a beloved and internationally-known lion known as Cecil. The killing sparked global outrage, and Palmer admitted to being the man responsible earlier today. “I had no idea that the lion I took was a known, local favorite, was collared and part of a study until the end of the hunt. I relied on the expertise of my local professional guides to ensure a legal hunt,” Palmer said in a statement issued to local media. Unfortunately for him, the Internet loves cats and hates root canals, which means Palmer is pretty much screwed. In the last 24 hours, his dental practice has been closed indefinitely; the business’ Facebook page has been removed as a result following hundreds of comments from animal rights advocates, and Palmer’s Yelp page has been bombarded with negative reviews. #CecilTheLion is currently the number one trending topic on Twitter, so it seems unlikely that there’s any relief in sight for Palmer. We guess the lesson would be: If you have to pay some shady guides $50,000 to kill something, it’s probably something you shouldn’t be killing. The scandal brings to mind the furor that surrounded teen hunter Kendall Jones last year. Although something tells us folks won’t be so quick to forget about Palmer.
This one requires some unpacking, but we promise we’ll eventually get down to the business of explaining how Taylor Swift’s butt and breasts are involved. It all starts with a clothing company called Lucky 13. It seems that same name appears on several different items of Taylor Swift merchandise, but it’s purely coincidental. As Taylor explains: “ I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first #1 song had a 13-second intro. Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter .” So she has a bit of an ironic relationship with the traditionally unlucky number, and like everything that involves Taylor, her fans love it and wish to throw money at it. Makes sense. It also makes sense that Lucky 13 owner Robert Kloetzly takes issue with Taylor selling merchandise with his brand name on it. What doesn’t make sense is Kloetzly’s lawyer’s request for photos “promotional videos or photos that show glimpses of her ‘partially visible’ breasts or bottom.” Yes, the lawsuit claims that Taylor uses her “sex appeal” to sell clothing to the same demographic targeted by Lucky 13. And here we thought she was attracting fans with her music. Stupid us. Even Taylor Swift doesn’t think Taylor Swift is sexy, and while she’s obviously wrong about that, showing skin is not exactly a huge part of her stage show or public image. There are even rumors that Taylor is a virgin , and while that’s probably not true either, it gives you an idea of how un-sexed-up her image is. But the worst part about this suit isn’t how absurd it is, but how lazy it is. Look Kloetzly, if you want to see semi-nude celebrities, you’re just gonna have to google them like the rest of us. Stop trying to make your lawyers do all the legwork for you.
Taylor Swift delivered a very important, very popular message on stage in Boston Friday night: Shut up and dance with me! The singer’s “1989 World Tour” took her Gillette Stadium, where she invited Walk the Moon out on stage with her for a rendition of their mega huge smash single. This has become a tradition for Swift, of course, who earlier in her tour welcomed such acts as Lorde, Nick Jonas and Sam Hunt . “Thaks @WALKTHEMOONband for surprising the Boston crowd with ‘Shut Up and Dance’!!! 60,000 person dance party,” Swift wrote on Instagram shortly after the concert ended. Take a look at the fun duet above.
