Over the past several months, we’ve witnessed numerous contrasting child reactions to news that they’re going to be a big brother or sister. There were the siblings who reacted to their mother’s announcement with tears and shrieks . And who can forget the young boy who chastised his mom for getting pregnant again? The following video is a first, however. It features a father telling his daughter that their family is about to expand, only for the toddler to react with two amazingly unexpected words: I farted. Toddler Learns Mom is Pregnant, Farts in Response Just like the dad featured above, we cannot stop laughing over the two-year old’s reaction. And one thing is for certain: she will be a great older sister. Little kids love to hear about farts! 17 Awesome Pregnancy Announcements 1. We’re Pregnant! This guy seems a little more excited about his impending baby than his wife does. We wonder why. 2. Sibling Rivalry! Now THIS is how you use a sonogram online! It can’t really defend itself, however. 3. Desperate for a Crib Anyone out there have a crib for sale or trade? Please? Anyone at all? 4. Pregnant Nerds Nerds can have babies, too. And they can be hilarious in how they announce it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Busy Big Brother This dog is gonna be a big brother! He doesn’t seem too psyched about it, though, does he? 6. Coming Soon! This is a nice, creative, subtle way of announcing a pregnancy. But some small feet will soon be filling those shoes. 7. It’s Positive! It’s a positive pregnancy test! Can you tell which half of this couple is more excited about it? 8. Expect the Unexpected No, babies don’t come from storks. But this one is being used to announced one. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Sand Art This is one of the more artistic ways of announcing to friends and family members that you are expecting a child. 10. We’re Prego! They’re Prego! This type of announcement is both funny and, later, tasty. 11. Bun in the Oven There’s a literal bun in an actual oven in this humorous photo. But a figurative one is also on the way. 12. Paul Rudd Birth Announcement View Photo THIS is how you announce you’re pregnant. If Paul Rudd is standing around, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Couple Announces Pregnancy Via #ShareaCoke Campaign View Video Talk about original! This couple uses the #ShareaCoke campaign to make a rather big announcement. 14. Couple Parodies Wes Anderson for Pregnancy Announcement View Video Well, this is one way to announce a pregnancy. Look at how this creative couple parodied Wes Anderson films and told the world they are expecting a baby. 15. Photo Booth Pregnancy Announcement View Video These two love photo booths … but this time different and the husband wasn’t expecting the surprise his wife had planned for him. 16. Couple Announces Pregnancy Via “Blank Space” Spoof View Video This is one way to announce you’re expecting a baby. Check out this awesome video to see how this couple parodied Taylor Swift in order to deliver the news. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jaime King’s Son.. View Photo … is gonna be a big brother! This is how the actress announced her second pregnancy. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Awesome Pregnancy Announcements .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch… A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls…. A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do not adjust your screens, American Idol fans. You did not suffer from a bout of Déjà vu last night. This year’s final 12 contestants really did perform all over again, just 24 hours after doing that exact thing on stage Wednesday evening. The hopefuls belted out top hits from such current artists as Taylor Swift , Demi Lovato and Iggy Azaela, while the field was whittled down to 11 by the end of the two-hour installment. Who was the unlucky finalist sent packing? Sorry, Sarina-Joi Crowe. You enjoyed a strong run. As for who stood out among the remaining singers? Check out their latest crop of performances now: American Idol Performances: The Top 11 1. Joey Cook – “Fancy” View Video Joey Cook is so Fancy! Watch her sing Iggy Azaela’s smash single for this American Idol audition. 5. Maddie Walker – “She’s Country” View Video Maddie Walker is a country gal. So it makes sense the American Idol hopeful would belt out Jason Aldean’s “She’s Country.” 6. Daniel Seavey – “Happy” View Video Daniel Seavey breaks out the guitar for this rendition of “Happy.” What do you think of the young singer? 7. Sarina-Joi Crowe – “Neon Lights” View Video Sarina-Joi Crowe sang for her life here on American Idol. Sadly, she was voted out. 8. Rayvon Owen – “Burn” View Video Rayvon Owen is on fire! Watch the American Idol hopeful belt out his take on the chart-topping single “Burn.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Quentin Alexander – “Rolling in the Deep” View Video Quentin Alexander sets the bar high for himself with this American Idol performance. He’s doing he best Adele impression. 10. Tyanna Jones – “Tightrope” View Video Tyanna Jones walks a “Tightrope” for this American Idol performance. What do you think of it? 11. Qaasim Middleton – “Jet” View Video Qaasim Middleton breaks out a classic for this American Idol performance. Check out his take on “Jet.” The End. Up Next: ” American Idol Performances: The Top 11 .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Joey Cook impressed us with her creative take on “Fancy,” while Jax nearly ruined “Blank Space” forever. Tyanna Jones walked a talented “Tightrope,” but Daniel Seavey made us sad by belting out his version of “Happy.” Quentin Alexander set a high bar for himself by covering Adele, and Rayvon Owen may have flown too close to the sun on “Burn.” Which performance did you like best? Who should be on the chopping block next Thursday night? VOTE now and decide: Who should win American Idol Season 14? Clark Beckham Joey Cook Jax Daniel Seavey Nick Fradiani Tyanna Jones Qaasim Middleton Rayvon Owen Maddie Walker Quentin Alexander Adanna Duru View Poll »
Taylor Swift and her long legs just don’t quit. Here she is again proving that she has the greatest stems in the business. On another note, there should be a law that Taylor never wears pants again. Who’s with me on that? Photos: Fameflynet
It’s almost as rare to find as a photo of Kim Kardashian with her clothes on, but THG has searched long and hard and we’ve done it. We’ve discovered the one person on this planet who dislikes Jennifer Lawrence. In the latest issue of V Magazine, Chloe Sevigny explains why. “So much [success] is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or f-ck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show.” Lawrence certainly is a talk show darling, even sitting in to host The Late Show during one memorable appearance with David Letterman. “I love when a movie star is a great movie star,” Sevigny adds. “I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. ” Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass .” Yes, too crass . We would have accepted too clumsy … but too crass?!? 14 Reasons Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence 1. She talks about butt plugs View Video Jennifer Lawrence tells Conan all about how she has a sex toy stash that the maid found. It’s great. 2. She pretends to have red carpet meltdowns View Video Jennifer Lawrence is so darn cool. Watch her pretend to flip out at reporters in this video. 3. She is there for a crying fan View Video Jennifer Lawrence stopped to comfort a crying fan on the red carpet for Catching Fire. She rules. 4. She adores Jeff Bridges View Video Jennifer Lawrence spies Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con and gets a little star-struck. Check it out now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. She falls at the Oscars View Video Jennifer Lawrence falls on the stairs en route to collect her Best Actress Oscar. Pretty awesome. 6. She photobombs Taylor Swift View Photo Look out, Taylor Swift! Jennifer Lawrence is totally coming for you on the Golden Globes red carpet. 7. She also photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker View Photo Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker at the MET Gala. Awesome. 8. She looks gorgeous at all movie premieres View Photo Jennifer Lawrence goes sheer at the Catching Fire premiere in Los Angeles. Are you down with this outfit? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. She owns every talk show appearance View Video Jennifer Lawrence wants David Letterman and everyone else to know that photos of her butt in magazines are totally not her. 10. She loves Homeland View Video Jennifer Lawrence meets the star of Homeland in this video. Then, she has Homeland totally spoiled for her. 11. She’s Katniss! View Photo This new Catching Fire character poster features Katniss in the Hunger Games sequel. The film opens on November 22nd. 12. She has the best laugh View Photo We could watch this all day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. She vomits! View Video Yes, Jennifer Lawrence admits in this video. She really did throw up at the Oscars. The End. Up Next: ” 14 Reasons Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sevigny worries that people focus too much on “personality” over actual “acting ability.” “What I did on Big Love, Hit & Miss, and American Horror Story, it’s not like I’m just playing the same character over and over again,” she says, blowing hard on her own hard. “I would like to be respected more as an actress. It’s not like I can complain about anything. I think I’ve had great opportunities, but you can always have more.” Sure, maybe. But first you better check yourself before you wreck yourself, Chloe Sevigny.
It’s almost as rare to find as a photo of Kim Kardashian with her clothes on, but THG has searched long and hard and we’ve done it. We’ve discovered the one person on this planet who dislikes Jennifer Lawrence. In the latest issue of V Magazine, Chloe Sevigny explains why. “So much [success] is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or f-ck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show.” Lawrence certainly is a talk show darling, even sitting in to host The Late Show during one memorable appearance with David Letterman. “I love when a movie star is a great movie star,” Sevigny adds. “I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. ” Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass .” Yes, too crass . We would have accepted too clumsy … but too crass?!? 14 Reasons Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence 1. She talks about butt plugs View Video Jennifer Lawrence tells Conan all about how she has a sex toy stash that the maid found. It’s great. 2. She pretends to have red carpet meltdowns View Video Jennifer Lawrence is so darn cool. Watch her pretend to flip out at reporters in this video. 3. She is there for a crying fan View Video Jennifer Lawrence stopped to comfort a crying fan on the red carpet for Catching Fire. She rules. 4. She adores Jeff Bridges View Video Jennifer Lawrence spies Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con and gets a little star-struck. Check it out now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. She falls at the Oscars View Video Jennifer Lawrence falls on the stairs en route to collect her Best Actress Oscar. Pretty awesome. 6. She photobombs Taylor Swift View Photo Look out, Taylor Swift! Jennifer Lawrence is totally coming for you on the Golden Globes red carpet. 7. She also photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker View Photo Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker at the MET Gala. Awesome. 8. She looks gorgeous at all movie premieres View Photo Jennifer Lawrence goes sheer at the Catching Fire premiere in Los Angeles. Are you down with this outfit? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. She owns every talk show appearance View Video Jennifer Lawrence wants David Letterman and everyone else to know that photos of her butt in magazines are totally not her. 10. She loves Homeland View Video Jennifer Lawrence meets the star of Homeland in this video. Then, she has Homeland totally spoiled for her. 11. She’s Katniss! View Photo This new Catching Fire character poster features Katniss in the Hunger Games sequel. The film opens on November 22nd. 12. She has the best laugh View Photo We could watch this all day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. She vomits! View Video Yes, Jennifer Lawrence admits in this video. She really did throw up at the Oscars. The End. Up Next: ” 14 Reasons Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sevigny worries that people focus too much on “personality” over actual “acting ability.” “What I did on Big Love, Hit & Miss, and American Horror Story, it’s not like I’m just playing the same character over and over again,” she says, blowing hard on her own hard. “I would like to be respected more as an actress. It’s not like I can complain about anything. I think I’ve had great opportunities, but you can always have more.” Sure, maybe. But first you better check yourself before you wreck yourself, Chloe Sevigny.
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