So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson
Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus. Rihanna. Taylor Swift. You know ‘em. You love ‘em. But have you cataloged every outfit they’ve ever worn? What about every outfit they’ve worn this year? Test your knowledge of what your faves wore in 2014 (and try not to send us too many hate-tweets because this quiz is HARD)!
As previously documented, a number of cats and dogs celebrated Thanksgiving this year by eating WAY too much . By they weren’t alone. Celebrities from all walks of entertaining also gathered with family and friends for this festive occasion, as one famous singer built a snowman with his pastor’s daughter. Celebrity Thanksgiving Photos: Happy Turkey Day! 1. Justin Bieber Do you wanna build a snowman? Justin Bieber sure did, with his pastor’s daughter on Thanksgiving 2014. Another enjoyed himself some deep fried turkey, while a comedic actor and a dramatic actress both rooted on their favorite football teams. Elsewhere, no one wanted to join Howie Mandel for a meal… Kelly Osbourne watched The Twilight Zone… Jennifer Lopez bowed her head in prayer… and at least one comedian was very confused about what to eat on Turkey Day. Click through the photo gallery above to see how various stars spent their Thanksgiving this year and remember to give thanks for all the important people in your lives this week.
A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:35am PST It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM
I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman… I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars…. I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape… because I like watching sex tapes… Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE
I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god… I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it. I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her…. I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses… Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…
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