My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals… I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass… The post Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While most folks would rather keep their yearbook photos buried deep in a closet at their mom’s house, Blac Chyna is openly sharing hers. Rocking straight blond(ish) hair, minimal makeup and one of those traditional black, off-the-shoulder drapey things they make the girls wear on picture day, the model recently shared this pic to Instagram: “Girl bye… Chubby face… 17 years old,” she wrote in the caption. Looking like a typical high schooler, Blac (known as Angela White back in the day) appears adorable yet far less glam than we usually see her. However, her face is still pretty much the same when you compare it to this makeup-free photo her boyfriend Rob Kardashian recently shared: Okay, maybe she lost a little of the “chubby face.” Blac posted the throwback pic on the evening of Rob’s family birthday party at Nobu in Malibu – the one she was conspicuously absent from. We don’t know if she wasn’t invited or she opted out, but it looks as though Rob’s family is still not quite ready to accept her just yet. Of course, Blac’s baby daddy Tyga was there with her arch nemesis Kylie Jenner, so her presence may have been a tad awkward. Still, Rob picked Blac to spend most of his special day with. The two celebrated the day before his birthday at Legoland , and she was with him on the day of his birthday as well, when they kept it low key with a cheat-day trip to In-N-Out Burger. Whether makeup-free or ultra glam, it looks like Rob’s affection for Blac is only growing stronger. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!
While Rob Kardashian celebrated his birthday this weekend with an intimate family dinner , Reese Witherspoon went for the all-out major rager with a host of A-list celebrity guests. Reese rang in her 40th birthday in style at the swanky Warwick lounge in Hollywood and was accompanied by famous friends like Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Courteney Cox, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Downey Jr., Isla Fisher, Conan O’Brien, Chris Martin, Chelsea Handler and Tobey Maguire. Oh, and Witherspoon was also treated to a special birthday concert by a little known artist called Taylor Swift, who performed a stripped-down, acoustic version of “Shake It Off.” The birthday girl rocked a sparkly, long-sleeved mini dress and looked positively glowing. Kate Hudson shared this fun photo collage of the bash. “When you take a shit load of pictures and you still don’t have it perfect so you go for the ole collage post…. Happy Birthday gorgeous girl @reesewitherspoon !!! Love you,” she wrote in the caption. The Almost Famous actress included the hashtags #TequillaFirst #PostingLater #SaturdayNight #ImSoExcitedToGetIntoBedIDontEvenKnowWhatToDoWithMyself #NotWashingMyFace #GoodNight Sounds like tequila kicked her butt that evening. I think we’ve all been there. As part of the fun, Reese took the stage and sang “Sweet Home Alabama” with Keith Urban on guitar, an homage to her 2002 hit movie with the same name. Reese Witherspoon Sings “Sweet Home Alabama” at 40th Birthday Party Oddly, we did not see Reese’s husband Jim Toth – could those divorce rumors that surfaced back in December be true? Perhaps he was just hiding from the cameras. Whatever the case, it looks like Reese had an unbelievable birthday! View Slideshow: 22 Celebrities With Shockingly High IQs
While it is hard to believe that many Americans never use their vacation days. Vacations are great; taking a vacation will actually make you a better worker. And if you are Taylor Swift vacations just might make you even sexier. … read more
While it is hard to believe that many Americans never use their vacation days. Vacations are great; taking a vacation will actually make you a better worker. And if you are Taylor Swift vacations just might make you even sexier. … read more
This just in: Taylor Swift has a killer beach body. Oh, and she's also totally smitten with Calvin Harris. To celebrate their one-year dating anniversary, this beloved singer and DJ jetted off on a tropical vacation in mid-March of 2016, giving fans a glimpse of the amazing time they had via a bunch of Instagram photos. There's one of Swift and Harris kissing. There are multiple shots of Taylor Swift in a bikini . And there's enough public displays of affection to make us think Taylor truly has found The One. At last. Cycle through the following Swift and Harris vacation photos below and send these love birds your very best wishes… 1. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris on Vacation Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris enjoyed a tropic getaway to celebrate their one-year anniversary. And we enjoyed staring at this photo and seeing them in romantic action. 2. Taylor Swift Bikini Picture! Hello there, Taylor Swift! We don’t see this singer in a bikini very often, but Calvin Harris snapped this sexy photo of his girlfriend while on a vacation to celebrate their anniversary. 3. Having a Blast Taylor Swift wrote as a caption to this photo: “That time when we finally took a vacation. @calvinharris.” 4. SEXY Taylor Swift You are a lucky man, Calvin Harris. The DJ shared this sizzling picture of Taylor Swift on his Instagram page during a tropical getaway with her. 5. Ready to Jet Ski? Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift both show off their bodies in this stunning beach photo. They have found a strong love with each other. 6. Taylor Swift in a Bathing Suit Simply gorgeous, Taylor Swift. The bikini-clad singer is all smiles here while on vacation with Calvin Harris. View Slideshow
This just in: Taylor Swift has a killer beach body. Oh, and she's also totally smitten with Calvin Harris. To celebrate their one-year dating anniversary, this beloved singer and DJ jetted off on a tropical vacation in mid-March of 2016, giving fans a glimpse of the amazing time they had via a bunch of Instagram photos. There's one of Swift and Harris kissing. There are multiple shots of Taylor Swift in a bikini . And there's enough public displays of affection to make us think Taylor truly has found The One. At last. Cycle through the following Swift and Harris vacation photos below and send these love birds your very best wishes… 1. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris on Vacation Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris enjoyed a tropic getaway to celebrate their one-year anniversary. And we enjoyed staring at this photo and seeing them in romantic action. 2. Taylor Swift Bikini Picture! Hello there, Taylor Swift! We don’t see this singer in a bikini very often, but Calvin Harris snapped this sexy photo of his girlfriend while on a vacation to celebrate their anniversary. 3. Having a Blast Taylor Swift wrote as a caption to this photo: “That time when we finally took a vacation. @calvinharris.” 4. SEXY Taylor Swift You are a lucky man, Calvin Harris. The DJ shared this sizzling picture of Taylor Swift on his Instagram page during a tropical getaway with her. 5. Ready to Jet Ski? Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift both show off their bodies in this stunning beach photo. They have found a strong love with each other. 6. Taylor Swift in a Bathing Suit Simply gorgeous, Taylor Swift. The bikini-clad singer is all smiles here while on vacation with Calvin Harris. View Slideshow
