I am a sick, sick, sick fucking man…The thoughts I have of Hilary Duff as a pregnant chick are almost criminal…I’m exagerating…I’m not that weird…but I find it weird that I am having sexual thoughts about Hilary Duff in recent years, you know since she went from teen billionaire, skinny and wholesome and underaget to some thick married bitch you laugh about once wanting to fuck her when you run into her at the CVS buying chocoloate on sale….I didn’t even find her being used in Hockey team initiations hot, she did nothing for me as her back got muscular and I assumed her husband tried to make her look more like his teammates for sexual purposes……but the second that uterus got filled, and his shit stuck, I got to paying attention…one might even say obsessing over everything about this thing…mainly what it’d be like to be her gynecologist…playing with her vagina during routine exams…using my tongue as a speculum hoping she doesn’t notice….lucky bastard….here are her pregnancy leggings holding it all together….
I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper…. I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….
It was April 4, 2011 and I was in anatomy class with a boring teacher. Suddenly I noticed that my phone started to vibrate. I was very nervous because I could not answer the call and my friend would not stop calling. I thought my friend had news about Justin’s visit, but never in my wildest dreams would have dreamed of news that she gave me . I made up one of the best excuses for the teacher to let me out of class (I study drama so it helped me) I left class and called my friend back. She said, ”Vicky, you will meet Justin Bieber, I got a meet & greet” My friend is not a belieber, but she entered and if she had the luck, she would give it to me. I went to class with tears in his eyes. Certainly not the case, but felt as if everyone was watching me. I got to my seat and I told my teammates, ‘I’ll meet him’ I could not stop mourn or smile, but I still can not believe it. Me? With Justin Bieber? It was impossible. Came the awaited day, the day I was waiting just to see him on stage and hear his voice. I went to the meet and greet with my cousin and a friend. Our pink bracelets said ‘JUSTIN BIEBER’ on them. When it was time to enter, one man who spoke in English told us we couldn’t take cameras. We were waiting, we walked in groups of 4 and watched as the girls came out crying, that’s when I got really nervous. It was our turn. We turned right and saw him there. I walked towards him and I was speechless, I do not get the words out, I covered my mouth with my hands and tried to speak but could not say anything. He said, “ Hey guys, how are you?” None of us could answer. I embraced him and he hugged me too . We posed for the photo. I couldn’t leave there without saying anything and just before I could speak, he took my hand and myself with my other hand, wrapped his. I said, ” I admire you so much .. I love you” He smiled and said, “Oh thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. We left the room and the tears began to appear as if they had been holding a lifetime. I hugged my cousin and then my friend. I cried and cried, I could not believe it. Have I said that I love him? He smiled at me? He embraced me? He gave me a kiss on the cheek? Okay for a moment I thought I was crazy, these things do not happen. These things happen to other girls, I get excited to think that a belieber has fulfilled a dream. He has taught me to say ‘never say never’, he helps me sometimes when I think I’m not good at all, or when I think my dreams are worthless. Justin Drew Bieber thanks for being that person who can make me smile and help me follow my dream. Someday you’ll be grateful, because if I ever became an actress, you’ll be one of those people that have made me realize my worth and realize that we can always be that 1 of 1,000,000. Thank you, admire you and love you. My name is Vicky and I’m from Madrid, Spain. -@vickypeacee Link: It was April 4, 2011 and I was in anatomy class with a boring…
Chris Bosh celebrated his birthday last night in Miami along with his boo Adrienne, most of his teammates and a few “Basketball Wives,” can you guess whether Adrienne is in the circle or down with the non-muthafu*kin factors? If you guessed non-muthafu*kin factors… you guessed right! Suzy, Royce and a few other non-Evelyn lookin’ broads showed up to party with the ballers. Chris and friends had a birthday dinner at Phillippe’s before bringing the party to Louis. Apparently a “distinguished gentleman” theme was in effect but King James didn’t get the memo. {gallery}
Ben just can’t get right…SMH According to TMZ reports : Ben Roethlisberger is paying extra special attention to his diet this week — because when he was pounding drinks at a Texas bar Tuesday night … he wanted his rum mixed with DIET COKE. TMZ has obtained FOOTAGE of the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback hanging out at Pete’s Dueling Piano Bar in Fort Worth Texas … where he sang his face off from 11:00 PM until 1:15 AM the next morning. Sources inside the bar tell us Big Ben arrived with two massive teammates — and bought several rounds of drinks for himself AND the entire bar. We’re told Ben racked up an $800 tab — and tipped an additional $200. People inside the bar tell us Ben was “nice, fun and took care of everyone.” In the clip, Ben can be seen singing along to the Billy Joel classic “Piano Man” while his teammates joined in on the fun. C’mon bruh…can’t you save your lush activities for another couple of days until you’re either celebrating or drinking away the pain??? Steeler fans….do you have a problem with your quarterback slamming Patron shots this close to the big game??
SMH at how thirsty broads can be: Despite trade rumors, Denver Nuggets all-star Carmelo Anthony looked happy with his teammates as they danced together on Thursday at Eden Lounge in DC. While JR Smith and Gary Forbes courted ladies, Carmelo had eyes only for his wife, MTV vixen Lala Vasquez. The couple wed in July. Four bodyguards blocked off the VIP section, but a bodacious fan in a fitted dress broke through the crowd. “She approached Carmelo and playfully pulled off his hat, but he demanded it back,” a spy said. A recently injured Kenyon Martin kept a low profile, snuggling on the couch with a tall beauty. Hmmmm wonder what “tall beauty” was snuggling up with Kenyon… Source
Two months after filing for divorce from wife Eva Longoria amid allegations that he was sexting Erin Barry , Tony Parker is finding solace in basketball. “The most important thing is to stay strong mentally, even if these are very difficult times,” Parker told his native France’s Le Parisien newspaper. “I’ve take refuge in basketball, as it’s what I’ve done best since my youth.” Tony Parker and Eva Longoria were married only a few years . Parker, whose San Antonio Spurs are having a great year, is trying to “make sense of things” but his teammates stood by him and keep him strong . The athlete says he appreciates the “support of [my] teammates, coaches and San Antonio.” Equally important, he says, “has been my family.” Parker says he’s been avoiding reading anything about his marriage. Wonder if that includes Eva reportedly moving on with Eduardo Cruz . A source says he has been noticeably affected by the split: “He has changed,” the source says. “He’s extremely guarded when he talks about it.” Mostly, Parker says, he’s trying to keep a level head on the court. “You have to know how to keep things in perspective,” he tells Le Parisien . “I am, first of all, a basketball player. I’ve done this for so very long.” “For me, it’s been essential to be successful on the court.”
I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class…. Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate. Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…
Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing… I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it… So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.
