Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters… She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception… That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it. The post Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The world’s most famous Cultural Appropriator, proof that Cultural Appropriation is bullshit, and that it works, is Halle Berry… She plays the black chick in HOLLYWOOD, because they like white people and need a white person who is technically black to be the black chick, but Halle Berry is so far removed from being black, but because she’s black as a technicality she can play the black… She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse… But I call bullshit.. I like her tits though… The post Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , or read any celebrity gossip at all, you know that Kailyn Lowry’s life certainly isn’t lacking in drama. Even before the drama surrounding Kailyn’s third pregnancy , Lowry’s life was a non-stop soap opera that could support its own spinoff. And the chaos never ceases. Ever. Even now. Fed up with speculation from obsessive members of Teen Mom Nation, she recently confirmed that Chris Lopez is the father of her child . That didn’t come as a huge surprise (in fact, it had been the prevailing theory for several months), but it has shed new light on her personal life. it’s looking like the Lowry-Lopez situation is more complicated than we initially thought. For starters, it looks as though Lowry and Lopez are now broken up following a brief fling. To further complicate matters, fans now believe that Kailyn cheated on Javi Marroquin with Lopez, That rumor has not been corroborated, but it may help explain why Javi says he has no interest in forming a relationship with Kail’s third kid. After confirming on Twitter that he knew the identity of Kailyn’s baby daddy from the start, Javi had this to say in an interview with Radar Online: “No I won’t have a relationship with the new baby.” Doesn’t get much more blunt than that, and in a way, it’s not surprising given the nature – and recent memories – of Kailyn and Javi’s split. Kailyn’s third kid is obviously not Javi’s, but some fans felt he might play a role in the child’s life, given his past willingness to do just that. After all, the baby will be a sibling to Javi’s son, and Marroquin has maintained a close relationship with her eldest son by Jo Rivera. But it seems Javi’s no fan of Lowry’s third baby daddy – and perhaps not just because she got pregnant after saying she didn’t want more kids. Fans might remember a scene from last season. In that scene, Javi caught Kailyn in the company of another man just days after he returned from his deployment with the Air Force. Now, sources close to the MTV reality franchise say that the man in question was none other than Chris Lopez. “That’s the guy that was blurred out when Javi caught her,” one Teen Mom 2 insider tells Radar Online. Based on her recent tweets, it seems that the 25-year-old is definitely feeling a lot of pressure these days. View Slideshow: Who is Kailyn Lowry’s Baby Daddy? Meet the Contenders, Ranked! We guess it’s not shocking, as she recently got dumped while pregnant and one of her baby daddies is royally pissed. “There are some things I just won’t get over,” Kail tweeted this morning. “Welcome to Kail and the chaos,” she followed up moments ago. Hey, that would be a good name for that TM2 spinoff we mentioned, since the drama only seems to build by the day. With Kailyn, the more we see, the less we know. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin: A Timeline of Love, Marriage, Divorce, Destruction
The story of a woman named Lucy Hellein and her brand new baby boy is going viral, and for good reason. It’s fascinating, it doesn’t really make sense, there’s a precious little baby involved … there’s something for everyone! Lucy just gave birth to her fourth child, a little boy she named Dexter, on April 27th. Dexter was born in Fort Benning, Georgia, and weighed in at just over 9 pounds. You may be thinking something along the lines of “Congrats or whatever, but why are we talking about this?” And the answer, friends, is that we’re talking about this because of this photo of the baby, which has gone viral this week: That’s precious little Dexter experiencing the world for the very first time. He’s also — and this is the real fun part — holding his mother’s IUD in his tiny baby hand. Yep, Lucy had the Mirena IUD implanted last year as her chosen form of birth control. Obviously it did not take. A couple of weeks ago, Lucy wrote a post on Instagram, explaining what went down. “Back in December, I found out I was already 18 weeks pregnant,” she wrote. And to all the people wondering how she could have gone so long without knowing about the pregnancy, she said that she still had her IUD in. “This boy was definitely a HUGE surprise,” she continued. “Apparently I’m part of the 1% who end up with a viable Mirena pregnancy.” The baby’s due date was May 4th — she said that “even my OB said The Force is Strong with this one.” However, she scheduled a C-section for April 27th “to find the mirena and close down the baby factory.” Doctors found the IUD behind her placenta, then placed it in the baby’s hand because, come on, it’s a great photo. In an interview, Lucy admits that she didn’t think the photo of her son would go viral, and that her doctor estimates she conceived about three weeks after getting the IUD. A Planned Parenthood nurse has commented on the story as well, explaining that it’s “next to impossible” to get pregnant while on Mirena. Specifically, she said “You have a better chance of winning the lotto.” Well, better start buying up those tickets, ladies: as Lucy’s photo has been making the rounds on social media, several women have been sharing their own stories about their “Mirena fails.” Congrats to the happy little family! View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Pregnancies NO ONE Saw Coming
The following collection of text messages can be summed up in one word: OOPS! They feature folks clearly forgetting they're on a group text message exchange, often sharing pieces of information with multiple people that would have been best kept to a more intimate setting. Feel free to laugh at these snafus, but also to heed their warning: Always be sure of exactly who is on the opposite end of any text you send. You don't want to end up in our next slideshow, do you? 1. More Wanking Please UGGGH, DAD! 2. Maybe Don’t Text All Your Tinder Matches at Once Just a small piece of advice. 3. Are All Parents This Horny? We just don’t know it unless we’re on a group text with them? 4. Note the Name of This Group She better at least bring cookies to the next bible study to make up for this. 5. Such Hatred for Rita Ora What did she ever do to you? 6. Awww! Ryan for all the wins! View Slideshow
Here’s something that won’t surprise you: Like the majority of the civilized world, Lena Dunham is no fan of the odious GOP-backed legislation commonly referred to as “Trump Care.” Here’s something that probably will surprise you: During Monday night’s 2017 Met Gala , Dunham was rushed to the hospital shortly after walking the red carpet. Dunham suffers from endometriosis, a chronic illness affecting the female reproductive system that often results in chronic pelvic pain and infertility. The actress and writer underwent a fifth surgical procedure in April with the goal of alleviating her symptoms for good, but apparently she experienced complications the night of the gala. Yesterday, Dunham shared a photo from her hospital bed in which her custom Elizabeth Kennedy dress can be seen in the background. She posted the pic alongside some thoughts about healthcare in America: “Thank you for all the love & concern that’s been pouring in since Tuesday. Although I’m much healthier than I was a year ago, complications arose from my most recent endometriosis surgery,” Lena wrote on Instagram. “When the healthcare of so many American women, especially our trans sisters, is at-risk- or already nonexistent- I am lucky to be in the position to seek help when I’m in pain.” She added: ‘To those in that privileged spot- never forget that we are blessed and can pay it forward by supporting Planned Parenthood and LGBTQ clinics like Callen-Lorde with our [money] and [time]. Dunham went on to offer words of encouragement to other women who are suffering from chronic illnesses: “I also want to remind all the women suffering from chronic illness that we aren’t weak- quite the opposite, actually. We do our jobs with skill even when we’re struggling. “We care families even when we can hardly care for ourselves. We serve major face on a red carpet when we feel like lying face down would be more appropriate.” Dunham went on to address recent the recent controversies at Fox News , pointing out that on-air personality Diana Falzone recently sued the network for allegedly discriminating against her as a result of her endometriosis diagnosis: “Just that morning @dianafalzone sued Fox after they took her off air for disclosing her endometriosis,” Dunham wrote. “But they’re the ones who lost when they fired her, because everyone who’s anyone knows that if you can battle chronic illness there’s nothing you can’t take on.” Powerful words from a powerful woman. Fortunately, Lena says that despite the recent setback she’s healthier than ever these days. We wish her all the best as she continues to battle this potentially debilitating illness. View Slideshow: Lena Dunham: 15 Times She Has Stirred Serious Controversy
Last month, the world was shocked to learn that former New England Patriots tight end and convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez was found dead . The 27-year-old former NFL star took his own life, hanging himself in his prison cell at Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center in Massachusetts. Though Hernandez was serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole for the murder of Odin Lloyd , his suicide raised questions. Hernandez’s motive for killing himself has not been established, and some even raise the possibility of foul play due to unusual timing. Conspiracy theorists were quick to note that Hernandez had recently been acquitted of double murder charges in a second, related trial. Only one week before his death, this development offered the athlete and his family hope for his pending appeal of the Lloyd conviction. But now it seems Hernandez may have waited out his second trial in order to ensure that he was acquitted for a surprising, alternate reason: By seeing the second case through (assuming he was found not guilty), he could provide for his family by exploiting an arcane legal loophole. Moments ago, TMZ and several other outlets published the contents of a suicide note Hernandez addressed to his fiancee , Shaynna Jenkins: The message reads: ” Shay, You have always been my soul-mate and I want you to love life and know I’m always with you. I told you what was coming indirectly!” “I love you so much and know you are an angel – literally! We split into two to come change the world! Your characteristics is that of a true angel and the definition of God’s love!” “Tell my story fully but never think anything besides how much I love you.” The suicide note concluded: “This was the Supreme’s, the Almighty’s plan, not mine! I love you! Let (redacted) know how much I love her! Look after (redacted) and (redacted) for me.” “They are my boys (you’re rich). I knew I loved you = Savage Garden ” The note – particularly the part about Jenkins getting “rich” – seems to shed new light on Hernandez’s possible motives in taking his own life. According to investigators, in the weeks before Hernandez was found dead, he was heard telling a friend that “if an inmate has an open appeal on his case and dies in prison, he is acquitted of his charge and will be deemed not guilty.” It seems Hernandez was under the impression that as long as he had a pending appeal in the courts, he would be ruled not guilty upon his death. That may seem like a meaningless technicality, but for Hernandez’s loved ones, the distinction could be worth millions. The New England Patriots terminated Hernandez’s contract as a result of his conviction, a move which allowed them to withhold the $6 million he was owed at the time of his arrest. Now that Hernandez has died an “innocent” man, there’s a possibility that the team will be forced to pay that amount over to the beneficiaries of his will. But as with all matters involving the legal system and large sums of cash, the matter is complex on every conceivable level. In other words, the Patriots organization will likely fight any decision that forces them to issue a payment to Hernandez’s estate. Investigators say they found a total of three notes in Hernandez’s cell. One was addressed to his 4-year-old daughter, and there are conflicting reports about the recipients of the third letter. (Some say the missive was addressed to Hernandez’s gay prison lover , while his lawyers claim the note was written to them.) It will likely be quite some time before all the details of this case are sorted out, but currently one thing is certain: The strange life and death of Aaron Hernandez won’t be fading from the headlines any time soon. View Slideshow: Aaron Hernandez Commits Suicide; The Internet Reacts
It’s only been six months since Amber Heard and Johnny Depp finalized their divorce , but Amber has wasted no time in leaving her painful past behind her and moving on with someone new. Nothing helps you get over an old love like a new love, and that’s true times several billion when your rebound dude is none other than Elon Musk. Musk, as you’re probably aware, is the tech genius and entrepreneur behind Tesla and Space-X. His net worth is estimated at about $14 billion. Between being ludicrously wealthy and having access to all of the coolest toys on the planet, we imagine he knows how to show a girl a good time. Musk reportedly took an interest in Heard several years ago while she was still married to Depp, but either he never made a move or she rebuffed his advances for obvious reasons. Whatever the case, Musk reportedly served as a shoulder to cry on in the months following her divorce, and as is so often the case with this sort of scenario, one thing quickly led to another … Heard and Musk traveled to Australia together last week, and yesterday, she made their relationship “Instagram official” with the pic above. Rumors about Heard and Musk dating have been circulating since January, but the couple repeatedly insisted that they were “just friends.” Maybe that was really the case, and they only got romantically involved in recent weeks. But we have our doubts. Amber and Elon are both famous, and they’ve both endured brutal, highly-publicized divorces. We doubt they would go public with their relationship unless enough time had passed for them to both know they’re in it for the long haul. There are concerns amongst Amber’s fans that she’s repeating the sort of tendencies that led her into a destructive relationship with Depp. Like, Johnny, Elon is older, fabulously wealthy, and known for having a short temper. The 45-year-old has also been divorced three times – despite only having married two women. ( Musk and Talulah Riley divorced , remarried, then quickly divorced again.) Here’s hoping Amber is adept at recognizing red flags and knows when she’s getting herself into.
Atlanta’s Infrastructure Continues To Crumble Atlanta continued its descent into Hell after a Super Bowl collapse, major highway collapse, chemical spill, musty crusty dusty orgy , road rage murder, ANOTHER major highway shut down and today’s gaping sinkhole on 5th street downtown (next to Georgia Tech) that has the whole entire city SHOOK with no signs of improvement. https://twitter.com/aungeliquefox5/status/854766900957655040 Peep the Twitter chaos over ATL’s sinkhole on the flip side. https://twitter.com/SmittyMcLovin_/status/854725440350674945 https://twitter.com/jeremysingltary/status/854779966348767234 https://twitter.com/PaulLeeThomas/status/854764397322960896 https://twitter.com/T__Donald__/status/854761676465426432 https://twitter.com/CousinSkeeter8/status/854771646368034816 https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/854758638124191746 https://twitter.com/GaTechPD/status/854745553841901568
Kim Kardashian is both under the weather and under fire at the moment. The reality star apparently has a case of the flu, but instead of garnering sympathy from her legion of social media followers, Kardashian has garnered a solid dose of outrage. All due to a single Tweet. “The flu can be an amazing diet. So happy it came in time for the Met,” Kardashian wrote of her unexpected, illness-based slimdown, just weeks prior to the 2017 Met Gala in New York City on Monday, May 1. She then added: “lol #6lbsdown.” Many followers were not laughing out loud, however. They were aghast that Kim would joke about something as potentially dangerous as the influenza virus. “Now imagine saying that to your daughter after she gets sick…” one peeved user wrote, while another fumed: “It sends dangerous messages & supports not being healthy as a valid weight loss technique. But I wonder why eating disorders are so common…” Kardashian has since deleted the Tweet, but not before it was widely viewed by critics on the Web. Other harsh responses to the mesage have included: People also die from the flu…but glad you feeling better. You’re aware of the amount of people that follow you/are inspired by you, right? lots of them being impressionable young people? You’re promoting weight loss in spite of health to thousands of impressionable people who take you very seriously . yes those people who died of flu just looked fab in their coffins! #onpoint. maybe don’t glamorize sickness for weight loss. Look: Do people die from the flu? Yes. Do most people die from the flu? No. Does Kim Kardashian often say and do dumb stuff that make us question whether she realizes the impact she has on young girls? Absolutely. But where’s the outage when Kim and her sisters waist train ? There’s an example of something Kim is directly, specifically promoting to her fans… and something that is wholly unhealthy and ridiculous. This , however? As much we typically love to pile on the anti-Kim Kardashian train, we just can’t muster up any real anger over what Kim clearly meant to be a joke. At least she’s trying, right? The quips and zingers typically fall to Khloe Kardashian , the one sister with an actual personality and sense of humor. We’re just glad to see Kim attempting to act in any way that isn’t over-rehearsed, scripted and wooden. And we don’t appear to be alone. “I’m in love with the fact that people don’t understand your humor. It’s shallow humor, but still… this is a joke people.” wrote one fan, while another also showed her support as follows: “For God sakes people relax, it was a joke, Kim, hope you feel better soon, sending you love and well wishes from Canada.” View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 24 Shocking Facts About Her 72-Day Marriage Kardashian, of course, has obsessed over her weight ever since she became famous. Lasrt July, seven months after giving birth, she gushed over her figure to E! News. “I’m definitely to my goal weight. I’m down more than I expected,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star said at the time, giving credit to a certain strategy and company by adding: “The Atkins diet was so easy for me because there’s so many sweets and treats that keep you satisfied along the way. I think with the help of all of that it’s been super easy.” What do YOU think of Kim’s Tweet? Did it deserve these kind of replies?
