You know how things were looking up for Leah Messer for a while there? She regained custody of her twin daughters , Aleeah and Aliannah, after losing it to her ex-husband, Corey Simms. She's going back to college, she hasn't been filmed nodding off while holding any babies recently. Sure, she's had a few hiccups , but for the most part, we've been pretty proud of this 24-year-old single mother of three. But then we saw this clip, a little sneak peak from Monday night's season premiere of Teen Mom 2. And all that pride, all those feelings of “things are looking good!” and “way to go, Leah!” just went right out the window. In the clip, Leah is getting ready to take the twins to a game of theirs, but she can't find her car keys. While she leaves to try to find them, the girls get into a fight over a baby doll. When Leah comes back, the girls try to tell her about what happened, but she's still trying to find those pesky keys and is simply not interested in what they have to say. They keep trying to tattle on each other — siblings, right? — and Leah lets out what can only be described as a terrifying, somewhat demonic yell. It's enough to make the girls cry, and Leah leaves them again to go scream in the basement. Look, we're sure Leah is under a lot of stress, but this … this is kind of alarming. Watch the disturbing video below:
Poor, poor Jenelle Evans. have you ever even heard of someone who's had it as hard as she has? She's been arrested time after time, and yes, she committed crimes and broke the law, but … come on. She's been fighting her mother to regain custody of her own son for years now, and yes, she's the one who gave up custody to begin with, and yes, she hasn't really shown that she deserves to win custody. But seriously, come on. Jenelle is obviously a victim, don't you see? When she gets arrested or when she gets into a fight with her mother, none of it is her fault. At least, that's what Jenelle would have us believe. In this new clip from the upcoming season of Teen Mom 2 — the premiere airs on Monday night! — Jenelle is in court yet again, this time for assault charges. She attacked Jessica Henry , her ex Nathan Griffith's new girlfriend, by throwing a glass at her head last August. She went to court in April, where, spoiler alert, she was found not guilty , and MTV cameras were there to film the whole mess. In this clip, you see Jenelle tell the story of the assault from her point of view. She starts crying, she struggles to get through her story, and yes, she totally is the victim here. Check out the madness in the video below:
Leah Messer has come so very, very far for a girl who used to rival Jenelle Evans in the category of Teen Mom's Hottest Mess. It seems like just yesterday that she was battling an alleged prescription painkiller addiction, nodding off on camera while holding a baby. In reality, that happened last year, and soon after Leah went off to rehab . When she got home, she did better for a bit, but she struggled with getting her kids to school on time, and with feeding them. She basically had a tough time with parenting altogether. Things were so bad that she temporarily lost custody of her twins to their father, Corey Simms. But she eventually sorted things out, and these days she's real into posting inspirational messages on social media, and she's even going back to school . Things are definitely looking up for Leah — but in this new clip from Monday's season premiere of Teen Mom 2, we can't help but notice that she might be sliding back into her old habits. Particularly, those habits of being a hot mess mother. In the clip, Leah is driving with her three-year-old daughter Adalynn in the backseat. But the car seat the little girl is in … there's no way that's legal, right? It looks dangerous and scary and not at all safe. Check it out in the video below:
Farrah Abraham is as delusional as the day is long. And if there’s any doubt … just kidding, of course there isn’t any doubt that Farrah is delusional. Facts are facts, you know. But just in case there’s any confusion about exactly how confused this girl is, all you have to do is look at literally anything she’s ever said. For example, you can check out this latest thing she said about her Teen Mom OG costars. She kicked off her latest act of obnoxiousness by sharing this clip from tonight’s Unseen Moments special for Teen Mom. The clip shows Farrah getting into a shouting match with her neighbors for no apparent reason. She’s aggressive and mean and dumb, just like always . The saddest part though is when Farrah’s daughter, seven-year-old Sophia, hears her mother yelling and cheers her on. The poor kid actually called Farrah “the best mama in the world.” Farrah Abraham: It’s Official, She Ruined Her Daughter While the Farrah footage plays, we see the other moms — Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, and Maci Bookout — reacting to the horror. Amber Portwood in particular had strong feelings about the clip, which, by the way, MTV titled “No One Wins When You’re Neighbors with Farrah.” After she shared all this on Twitter, Farrah added “No one wins in general against me like miss piggy imitation but the stooges watch my reruns and unseen moments.” So not only is she bringing back the comparison of Amber and Miss Piggy — the one that Amber admitted she kind of appreciated, by the way — she also called the other moms “stooges.” She even added “Amber&catlynn take notes on how to be a good mom & a full time mother you need all the help you can get. #proudmom @sophialabraham [heart emoji]’s me.” After that, she tacked on not one, not two, but three laughing emojis. OK, so by “Amber&catlynn,” we’re going to assume she meant Amber and Catelynn — and she’s actually telling them to “take notes on how to be a good mom” from her? Boy, this is rich. One, Farrah is a terrible mother , as she’s proven time and time again. She showed it in the clip that started this whole mess. And two, what is she trying to say with that “full time mother” jab? Amber doesn’t have primary custody of her daughter, Leah, but that doesn’t make her a bad mother, and Catelynn is raising her kid, Nova, right along with her husband, Tyler Baltierra, so that doesn’t even make sense. Also, doesn’t Farrah leave Sophia with her parents all the time so she can go make “sex tapes” or whatever? Didn’t she leave Sophia for weeks just so she could film Celebrity Big Brother ? But hey, let’s not waste time trying to find logic on Farrah’s Twitter account. Instead, let’s check out Catelynn’s wonderful response to the madness. “Huh so she thinks she’s a better mom than me or @AmberLPortwood,” she tweeted. “She’s way more delusional than I thought! #thanksforthelaugh #take notes” Thanks for the laugh, indeed. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!
If Donald Trump really wants to irritate Alec Baldwin, he'll stop making fun of how the actor portrays him on Saturday Night Live. By taking this tact, Trump has given Baldwin plenty of ammunition to fire back on Twitter, while also helping the ratings for this NBC sketch comedy show increase dramatically. So if Trump truly wants to piss Baldwin off, he'll stop with his inane Tweeting about SNL and start with some inappropriate Tweeting about Ireland Baldwin. The 21-year old is featured in Love Magazine's latest advent calendar, promoting the item in a new video that can only be described with for letters: NSFW. Set the Madonna's hit single “Cherish,” the following video depicts Baldwin on the beach. She's wearing a Coach trench coat… at first. But she then discards this piece of attire to reveal some seriously sexy satin undergarments. From there, Baldwin rolls around in the sand, strips off her top and runs into the ocean. Others slated to appear for the calendar videos this year include Alessandra Ambrosio, Ciara, Chrissy Teigen, Emily Ratajkowski, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian , Paris Hilton, Sofia Richie and Suki Waterhouse. We can only imagine how much racier these clips will get. Check out Ireland's version below:
Teen Mom 2 star Javi Marroquin has confirmed that he and rumored girlfriend Cassie Bucka are indeed a thing. A thing of the romantic sort. His ex-wife Kailyn Lowry, as you might expect, reacted in VINTAGE Kailyn Lowry fashion, laying into him passive-aggressively on Twitter. Rumors of Javi dating Cassie Bucka first circulated mid-last week, but in blasting pictures to his social media accounts over the weekend? He’s left little room for interpretation. In addition to posting shots of himself with his new squeeze, Javi confirmed for the first time on social media that he and Kail are divorced. Officially. Legally. Finally. It. Is. Over. According to Javi, Kail actually filed for divorce before Javi left for deployment back in 2015; Lowry hinted as much on Twitter as well. As for her reaction to his new GF? You could’ve bet your life savings on it or set your watch to it: She didn’t name names, but Kailyn fired off a series of tweets that let her ex-husband know how she felt – and she doesn’t feel good. “Remember guys, you have to blast your brand new relationship all over social media or it ain’t real,” she said in a thinly-veiled shot. Kail later tweeted to one of Javi’s friends that Marroquin had an affair while they were married, a claim he has not responded to (yet). Lowry was miserable in her marriage to Javi, she said, though that’s not exactly a bombshell or something she’s kept secret whatsoever. Expect more details to play out on TV soon, though. Teen Mom 2 Season 8 Trailer: You Opened Your Legs to Some F–king Guy?! Although Javi and Kail were going through a divorce last season, you wouldn’t really know that if you just watch Teen Mom 2 online . They were clearly having problems, and serious ones, but there was still a lot left unanswered when it comes to the couple’s future. Season 8 (premiering January 2) will change that. Lowry’s divorce will be the main story line for the couple ; Teen Mom 2 ‘s official trailer (above) hints at some explosive Kavi confrontations. Javi confirmed as much, telling a fan that a lot has changed since this footage was shot, and he’s not looking forward to the season. Reliving that part of his life on MTV? Not a big fan. “I was in a dark place then and finally moved on,” Javi tweeted, noting, “and me and her are doing really well now so it’ll be rough.” At the reunion show, which has already taped even thought he premiere hasn’t aired, Kail revealed that she, too, is dating someone. In that sense, maybe her dig at Javi isn’t totally off base. She hasn’t revealed her new man’s identity or boasted about it on Instagram, so at least this isn’t a case of the pot shading the kettle. Still, you have to hope that if they really are doing well these days, they continue to communicate better and not resort to online trolling. Just some free advice from your fans at THG. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction
At least Farrah Abraham's mom, Debra, can take solace in the fact that when her daughter berates her, she treats her dad just as poorly. In a sneak preview of tonight's Teen Mom: OG finale, we see the 25-year-old boss around her father as he does manual labor … for her. Poor Debbo and Michael. Decked out in matching leopard-print yoga pants and sports bra showcasing her ginormous fake breasts, Farrah goes full taskmaster on Mike. It's sad, almost. The guy's just trying to help her clean up her garage, and she treats him like hired help … except no one would treat hired help as badly. If you can get over how she looks – which we could spend an eternity discussing – it's hard to believe the things coming out of her mouth. Fortunately, by the end, at least she appears pleased with the result. We just hope she thanked Michael or bought him dinner or something. That, or he gives her a taste of her own medicine. We doubt that he does, as Michael has always been too passive for that, but either way, at least someone pushes back a little tonight. In a separate sneak peek, we see that Farrah meets her mom's boyfriend Dr. David in this episode as well, which is even more awkward. David reveals at one point that he has been known to watch Teen Mom OG online and he is not a fan of how Farrah treats Debra on it. “She’s been through a bunch of s–t, and she gets all this stuff thrown at her. I’ve watched Teen Mom,” he continues. “It hurts me.” Buckle up, tonight's finale is gonna be good.
Last night on Teen Mom OG Season 3 Episode 14 , Maci got to meet the new woman in Ryan’s life, while Farrah feuded with her mom … again. Meanwhile, Gary asked Amber for help with Leah when Kristina had a family emergency, and Catelynn and Tyler experienced buyer’s remorse. Watch Teen Mom OG Season 3 Episode 14 Online If you watch Teen Mom OG online , you know that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have been through some challenging times of late. That even extends to repairs on their new house. The couple debated the amount they were willing to go over budget to fix some issues, causing them stress and even a bit of depression. At least they got an invitation to Maci’s wedding, which should give them something positive to look forward to in light of this situation. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra: Our New House is Garbage! Speaking of Maci, she discussed having Bentley’s dad, Ryan, over to her house so she could meet his new girlfriend before the wedding. Yes, Ryan and Mackenzie are indeed invited. “I hope it’s not awkward,” Maci mused, and it may have been because how can it not be, but she later decided Mackenzie was “cool.” More than anything, Maci was thrilled that Bentley got to experience a nice time with both parents and their partners, all of whom are happy. Maci Bookout: Finally Getting Along with Ryan Edwards?! Over in Indiana, Gary Shirley called Amber Portwood and asked her to pick up their daughter, Leah, from school in his place one day. She doesn’t have custody of Leah during the week, but she jumped at the chance; Gary was appreciative but didn’t want to set a precedent. He ignored her request to keep their daughter overnight, and sent his wife Kristina to get Leah from Amber’s house, causing her to cry. On a positive note, we think, we got a behind the scenes look at Amber Portwood’s “mommy makeover” (not plastic surgery, she insists). Amber explained that her recent weight gain was directly tied to her depression, and she just wanted to be happy and confident again. Can plastic surgery really heal depression? We’ll see. Amber Portwood: Plastic Surgery Will Heal My Depression! Finally, in a not-at-all-scripted attempt at bonding, Farrah and mother Debra Danielsen were gardening when she flipped the f–k out as usual. Debbo ended up getting flat-out banished from the garden. Amazing. Once again, she cried to producers that she is not loved; Debra still helped with the opening of Farrah’s furniture store, however. Later, as they got their nails done, Deb asked for the next day off to run her own errands, and Farrah lost her s–t, yelling at her in the salon. Later, Farrah’s on-off-BF Simon Saran asked how it went. “Well,” Farrah said, only “Not really.” Farrah Abraham to Mom Debra: You Are USELESS! Simon said that the reality star and her mom have to learn to communicate better, which is pretty much the understatement of all time. Farrah, naturally, got defensive instead of productive. After insisting that she’s not the one with the issues and the one who caused a scene … he called her out for causing a scene right there. Point, Simon.
“Happy” is not the first word that comes to mind when we think of Jenelle Evans. Maybe it’s the many times Jenelle has been arrested for assault . Or maybe it’s the many times she’s launched unprovoked attacks against her fellow Teen Moms . Or maybe it’s the time she compared herself to 9/11 victims because people talk trash about her. The point is, she just doesn’t strike us as the ball of sunshine type. But according to Jenelle’s latest social media updates, we’re dead wrong. Ms. Evans says she’s content, emotionally stable, and in tune with the rhythms of the universe. And if you don’t believe it, she will prove it you motherf–kers! “Can’t wait for everyone to see how happy I truly am this upcoming season,” Jenelle tweeted last night. “I am very happy and will choose to continue to live this way.” We hope she’s being completely honest with her fans and with herself. Despite the many atrocious things she’s done over the years, we hope Jenelle is genuinely happy, and that this is the beginning of a stable and fulfilling period in her life. Evans is pregnant with her third child and her relationship with third baby daddy David Eason seems to be her healthiest to date. Still the proof is in the pudding, and we’ve been down this road before with Jenelle. Actions speak louder than tweets, and she’s right that we’ll see how happy she really is the upcoming eighth season of Teen Mom 2. (MTV is calling it season 7B for legal reasons, but eff all that.) We all know that person who loves telling the world how happy she is on social media. And we all know that that person is rarely actually happy. Maybe Jenelle will prove to be the exception to the rule. It certainly wouldn’t be the first time. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Mug Shots: The Complete Collection! After all, how many people do you know who have been arrested that many times and still have custody of half their kids? Watch Teen Mom 2 online to get caught up in time for Jenelle’s season of joy.
Kailyn Lowry’s new memoir, Hustle and Heart , will hit stores later this month, but if you can’t wait that long to find out every detail of her life and times, fear not. Her promotional team is leaving nothing for the honeymoon in marketing this thing, basically spilling all the book’s most interesting excerpts in the build-up to its release date. Last week, we learned that Kailyn considers marrying Javi Marroquin “misktake.” (Good luck explaining that one to their son in a few years.) Shortly thereafter, we found out that Kailyn might be quitting Teen Mom 2 . Now, yet another excerpt has fans talking, as it finds Kailyn opening up about the cosmetic work she’s undergone over the course of the past two years. As you may already know, Kailyn’s “Brazilian butt lift” procedure drew lots of attention on social media back in January, and not all of it was positive. In her memoir, Kailyn addresses the subject in a frank manner, revealing that she saw surgery as the best means of coping with insecurities pertaining to her physical appearance: “This is rarely something you ever completely get over,” Lowry wrote about her lack of self-esteem. “It’s nice to think that the ultimate goal would be to feel totally at peace with my body, whatever it looks like. But in reality, that’s something that has to be maintained continuously.” She added: “I care how I look. I knew that being satisfied with my outer appearance would give me the confidence I needed to face the world head on. “For me, the things that I wanted to change about my body were nagging little distractions from the deeper missions I wanted to work on,” she wrote. “My decision to get plastic surgery came down to one simple thing: I’m human.” Hey, her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. That said, the justification that she needed to get a butt lift so that she could move forward on her Dalai Lama-like path to spiritual enlightenment smacks of BS concocted by a particularly BS-happy ghostwriter. Anyway, she deserves credit for speaking out about it. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life So there you have it, now you don’t have to wait until her book is released on November 22 to get your fill of all things Kailyn. Of course, if you still find yourself jonesing, you can always watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic. If you’re looking for more beyond that, it may be time to take up some sort of non-Kailyn-related hobby.
