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Jennifer Lopez Reminds Us She Sucks in a Tight Dress of the Day

I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat…. Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Justin Bieber Taking Over The White House Today

The FBI, CIA, NSA, and every police officer in Washington DC is on high alert this morning but instead of looking for dirty bombs, terrorists or irate tea-baggers, they’ve been challanged with controlling the masses of teenage girls that will descend on the White House today with the arrival of Justin Bieber .

Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.

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Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Twilight Stars Snatched from Burger King

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Twilight There’s a “Twilight” crime wave sweeping the nation — particularly at Burger King restaurants …

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Some Throwback Leighton Meester Bikini Scene of the Day

Here’s some Leighton Meester bikini video from 5 years ago. This was probably done after the fetish video she was involved in, back when she was on her quest to be famous, the type of girl I always look out for, because they are so eager and willing to believe my promises that her sucking my dick will open up doors for her, even though the only door sucking my dick opens up is to the one to the garbage room in my building because my landlord gives me a rebate on rent if I take the shit out once a week, which is convenient cuz I love going through garbage and finding used condoms/tampons and panties because it gives me something to jerk off to….so I’d really do it for free….but don’t tell him that…*Wink*,*Wink*…I can’t believe I just did that… If you like teenage girls in bikinis, you’ll like this…you fucking pervert….

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Some Throwback Leighton Meester Bikini Scene of the Day

David Archuleta: The Anti-Adam Lambert

THG stands behind Adam Lambert and his AMA performance, especially after he acknowleged today that his behavior crossed a line . Still, we admit that it’s refreshing to watch David Archuleta on stage, as the former American Idol finalist won’t be grabbing anyone’s crotch any time soon

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Women of The View Fawn Over Zac Efron

It’s no secret that teenage girls scream and fawn over Zac Efron .

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Ashley Greene Maxim Covershoot Video for Twilight Premiere of the Day

I watched Twilight the other day to try to understand the hype. My plan didn’t work out because all I saw was a bullshit, obvious, cliche love story that I guess teenage girls are too stupid to not buy into it. I ended up falling asleep a few minutes into the shit, but I made it til an Ashley Greene part and she is handsdown the best thing to happen to Twilight.

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Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris: Engaged!

The CW doesn’t just bring teenage girls together to squeal over Damon and Stefan on The Vampire Diaries . It also unites soulmates. After three years of dating, Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris – who star on CW hits Supernatural and One Tree Hill , respectively – are engaged.

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Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween of the Day

I guess Cameron Diaz isn’t who or what I thought she was, unless my title is right and she still thinks it is Halloween….even though I don’t think the stupid eye make-up is really the only cause of the disaster that has happened on her face…I think that the eye make up may just be what she wants us to think is the cause of the disaster that is her face….when in reality it is probably bad botox, or aging, or scars from self mutilation after Justin Timberlake left her for being too old, cuz something isn’t right in these pictures and Cameron Diaz is far from the piece of ass I once thought she was and here are some pictures of the tragedy… Pics via Fame

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