Worst. Burglar. Ever. But funniest news of Labor Day Weekend! Lori Hensley tells Fox40 that she and her husband came home from shopping yesterday… only to find a man passed out in the couple’s living room chair. Seeing the criminal was unconscious from having downed “several bottles of tequila,” Hensley says she locked the trespasser inside her house and called the police. Following a standoff with 27-year-old Alejandro Hurtado, who also poured himself a bowl of Trix, cops finally arrested him on charges of breaking and entering and resisting arrest. Learn more in the following report: Burglar Drinks Too Much Tequila, Passes Out
Here’s Vida Guerra’s 40 year old ass in a bikini. I don’t know if much more needs to be said about it…. It is kinda an entity of it’s own, that speaks for itself in picture, where no words need to be said, just the confusion on our faces trying to understand what it is we’re looking at, is enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila. As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair. The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me. Watch her insane video that’s not even insane. Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc….. BUY HER SEX TAPE
Tila Tequila is one of those naughty girls that goes both ways and here she is having fun topless with two chicks at once in this video clip Continue reading →
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The resident Playboy Party Girl Suzy McCoppin this time gets down, dirty and crunk with the horny and sexy Tila Tequila in this video clip of them doing the tango. Continue reading →
I wouldn’t say that Kimora Lee Simmons or Honsou or whatever she calls herself now is exactly a regular on the site, I think this is her first appearance, but if she’s going to make her debut in an outfit like this I might have to make room for her more often. Here she is relaxing on the beach in her sexy little black bikini. Doesn’t she have a bunch of kids already? This doesn’t look like a body that’s had humans squeezed out of it. Impressed.
NBC is reportedly working hard to land an interview with Casey Anthony, and thinks it may have found a way to do so without paying her a dime, either. Technically. An NBC news producer is reaching out to people in the literary world, according to reports , trying to score a book deal for Anthony. What’s the catch? The producer has told literary agents and others that if he scored a book deal for Casey, she’d give the network a one-hour, exclusive primetime special. While there is believed to be a bidding war for the first interview with Casey, news networks can’t or won’t pay her … so they look for crafty workarounds. Portions of that interview would also run on Today , probably resulting in mega-ratings for the Peacock. All the while, someone else would pay Casey. The producer makes it clear NBC couldn’t pay a cent for the interview, but is pushing hard for a book deal, even saying Casey wants up front money. Jose Baez, Casey’s lawyer, says he ahs knowledge of the producer’s efforts, but says, “I’m not involved in that process. I did not entice him to do it.” Baez also adds, “Casey is not ready to do an interview.” Anthony, who remains in hiding, is also being courted by Barbara Walters , we’re told. Casey Anthony :
Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen’s next goddess in March. But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she’s celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps? Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn’t exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:
We can think of some folks who probably have it harder Shemar . SMH. It ain’t easy being beautiful, or sexy let Shemar Moore tell it. In a recent interview he wouldn’t stop whining about how hard he has it and we thought we’d share: “I’m not in very good shape right now,” declared Shemar Moore, but if that’s the case, then heaven help the rest of the guys on the planet. At 41, he’s got the physique of a guy a decade or two younger. “As I get older it’s getting harder and harder, but it’s part of my image to look a certain way, so I’m holding on,” laughed Moore, whose often physically demanding role as special agent Derek Morgan in Criminal Minds helps on that score. The CBS procedural action-drama series, about an elite team of profilers who hunt down serial killers, begins its seventh season on September 21. The show’s longevity is something Moore attributes to the cast’s chemistry, smart scriptwriting and a realistic, cinematic feel. “It’s like Silence of the Lambs meets Seven,” he revealed before a fall preview party at the Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills on Tuesday night. The show’s crimes tend to be grisly, but Moore isn’t fazed. “I know it’s pretend,” said the actor, up for whatever the role requires. “I’d never owned a gun. I don’t like guns. My mother hates that I carry a gun. But I look like I know what I’m doing,” explains Moore, who relates a lot to his TV character. “He’s a tough guy … you understand why he has the bravado that he has, but underneath all that [he] is a softie with a big heart, and vulnerabilities and insecurities that justify why he’s guarded. His passion comes from a good place but it gets him in trouble.” Moore considers himself just as passionate, physically capable, and slow-to-trust as his character, “but I’m not as tough, not looking for the fight. I get along with everybody. Derek is a little more hot-tempered.” While Moore didn’t aim to be a role model, “I just know that, in my actions, in my career and my life, people are watching me around the world and are inspired by me, so I am very aware that my choices matter, but I’m not gonna live my life for other people.” His guiding principle? “As long as I stay true to me. If I entertain you, or if I move you to be better, great, or if you say you feel like you relate to me, I feel that’s a better compliment than asking for an autograph.” Paging Billy Dee Williams — STAT! Can you please talk some sense into this man about how a young playboy is supposed to age into a distinguished gentleman? Other than the insecure business, Shemar seems like such a nice boy. One you’d have to fight for the mirror. But nice. Fame Pictures Source
