If you know anything about pop culture, than you will know that you are surrounded by thirsty bitches. Thirsty for fame, thirsty to get noticed, thirsty for nice things…just desperate as fuck…normally Thirsty bitches act thirsty with their half naked instagram pics and their annoying desperate tweets…and for the most part they don’t know they are thirsty…but this Thirsty bitch got right down to it…sure he’s a dude, from some other country, but he’s getting noticed for being Thirsty…literally…
I can’t remember the last time we got a new set of bikini pictures from Amy Childs , so this latest photoshoot is definitely cause for celebration. So I recommend you go and tell your boss you’re going to be taking the rest of the day off for this very special occasion. Because let’s be honest, there’s no way anyone should be expected to be able to get any work done after they’ve seen pictures like these. Enjoy.
Men Who Chopped Down Mariah Carey Today is Mariah Carey’s birthday so it’s time to go down memory lane. How? By looking at all the guys who’ve claimed to chop her down. Take a look!
Karmen Pedaru is from Estonia. I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one drunken night away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade….but I guess the top tier, or tall girls from Estonia, wherever the fuck that is, escape through TITS FOR FASHION and end up here…doing bikini campaigns in uneventful bikini photoshoots…like this…
Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming… But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting… Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites… The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him… You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.
I know I’ve been ragging on Emma Watson for disappointing me a bit lately, but that’s just because I don’t really get why you nerds out there dig her so much. Maybe I just need to watch Star Wars a few more times or something, and it’ll all finally click. But it’d still be nice if Emma helped me out a little more, and it would’ve been a good start if she’d put her dress on properly at the New York Noah premiere. Because these pictures would be way more interesting for me if it was turned the other way around. And if she put some of that Harry Potter money to good use on a nice pair of bolt-ons. What? It’s called constructive criticism. Jeez. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
