As an official celebrity blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m contractually obligated to do at least one post on Kim Kardashian every few months, so here you guys go. But at least she makes it easier on me by showing up places dropping this much cleavage. So as much as I can’t stand Kim, I’ve still got to give her that. She’s not totally worthless. What can I say? I guess I must be in a good mood this morning. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not… It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it… I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….
They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz…. I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…
This is Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and dead singing Crackwhore Whitney Houston…who is married to her brother…showing off her bikini body…clearly because people are teasing her for being an emotional eater, up on some Jennifer Hudgens, my whole family is dead so I eat burgers, Precsious shit…only to show us all that she’s clearly her mother’s daughter, up on some meth and or other street drugs that make eating obsolete…. I don’t know, I find the whole thing pretty erotic, but that’s just because I hate fat people…and take skinny anyway it comes…especially with bikini camel toe…
You guys probably all know that I consider Irina Shayk to be one of the best bikini models out there right now, but it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any lingerie photoshoots from her. And I’d kind of forgotten just how good she makes it look, which is pretty inexcusable for someone who makes his living drooling over pictures of hotties in their underwear. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to go spend the next 2-3 hours committing these pictures to memory, and I suggest you all do the same just in case we have to wait another few months for the next batch. Enjoy. » view all 23 photos
