Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing her tits for the paparazzi in her bikini, being as subtle as a whore can be, I mean if she hired a marching band and some fucking circus performers, with a spotlight and fireworks, it’d take away from the authenticity that she a titty model, who only exists in our lives because of her tits, showing her tits for the paparazzi she hired…if you get what I am saying…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but I’ll break it down to you like this. She’s only relevant because she models her tits, so when she hits the beach with the paparazzi she hired for PR, she shows her tits in a subtle way, to keep her fans intrigued or at least reminded of her tits. Basic low level marketing, sure, but she makes more money than us and that is depressing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Imgoen Poots is an actress with a silly name, straight from the UK, who has done a lot of very important movie roles for someone who is only 24, like Need for Speed and I really don’t know what else, I am too lazy to look her up, and too busy trying to see her tits…. I assume she’s got rich parents, that’s what she’s all Hollywood, and I guess who really fucking cares why she exists, when all that really matters is how silly her name is, saying it makes me feel like an asshole. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan apparently simulated sex with Sam Ronson, a gusher, thanks to her big penis sized clit, on Jimmy Fallon.. I couldn’t really watch the video, because I have better things to do than look at the beacon of Hope that is Lohan humiliate herself for some overrated variety show host I can’t stand watching, even though the rest of the world thinks he is sent from relevant comedy heaven… But I did see the screenshots, and from what I saw, Lohan plays a good golden showered, rebuilt face, broken down actress…it’s like she’s done it before…this is up on some Oscar winning shit.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AFTER THE SHOW CLICK HERE
So despite my awesome research skills, I haven’t really been able to find out much of anything about Brazilian model Danni Lima here, who’s supposedly just been crowned Miss Carnival 2014 in Dublin. In fact, I’m starting to think they just made this whole thing up to get the tattooed hottie to pose for some sexy pictures for them. In which case, I just have one thing to say: these guys are geniuses! Why didn’t I think of that? Photos: WENN.com
Since I’m sure you guys have all had a rough week, I figured I’d share these pictures of your fellow workaholic Victoria Silvstedt at the office. As you can see, she’s got a pretty stressful schedule too, but hey, it’s just all in a day’s work for Victoria. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
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