Ariadne Artiles is some model I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much since I don’t even remember my own name, and I have facial recognition blindness, leading me with one and only one way to recognize if I have talked to or about a girl, and that’s with her vagina and I am not even joking. If I fuck a girl I’ve already fucked but forgot I fucked her, or if I am at the strip club, and don’t recognize the girl on stage, even if I had a lap dance and heard her life story for 10 dollars a song, the second the panties come off I know if I’ve been there…leading me to assume that this babe from the Canary Islands…and in some bikini catalog pics that don’t really matter…has never been naked on the site before…but there is hope for a brighter tomorrow. All this to say, the name Ariadne is weird, but her body is not.
Here’s a hot shoot of Olga Kurylenko for some Russian Magazine, making me assume these pictures were taken for another magazine a bunch of years ago, but are just being re-used lby Russia, like they were a pair of Levis Jeans, or Michael Jackson back in the 80s. You know always 10 years behind thanks the the iron curtain of communism… You know, take old pics of a Russian who escaped Russia and show them to Russia, to let them know there is hope, that if you sign up to the right mail order bride agency, you too can be fee and glamourous like this babe…
I know I was just saying this morning that Julie Henderson is underrated, but that’s when she’s in a bikini , not when she’s standing next to an even hotter supermodel in Teresa Moore . Anyway, here’s the two posing together at The School of American Ballet’s annual Winter Ball, and if I had to pick just one as a dance partner, it’d have to be Teresa. Nothing against Julie, but that cleavage Teresa’s rocking just looks like it’d be way more fun to rest my head against. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
Looks like Seal’s chances of getting his old thing back are slim to none…. Heidi Klum Spotted Kissing New Boyfriend In Hollywood Club Supermodel Heidi Klum is on to the next one…again….and this time she’s trying her luck at some youngin’ lovin.’ via TMZ Heidi Klum’s not afraid of a little PDA — donating some fresh spit to her young art dealer boyfriend Saturday night at a Hollywood nightclub … in the middle of the crowded dance floor … and TMZ has obtained photos. The DFMO (dance floor make out) went down at 1 OAK — Klum grabbed 27-year-old Vito Schnabel’s face and passionately kissed him in front of everyone. She looks really into it. Vito looks like a prom virgin. Then again, he’s the one dating a supermodel. Heidi already shot down the rumor that she was getting back with ex-hubby Seal after things went sour with her bodyguard boo back in January, but this makes it crystal clear. You can check out the pics of Heidi getting kissy in the club with her young thang HERE .
Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it. All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.
Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it. All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.