In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

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Miranda Kerr Works It Good For Self Magazine

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I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, because I’m usually too busy napping on the couch, or doing literally anything else, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Miranda Kerr ‘ s officially a free agent again. Which means now there’s no excuse for why we can’t be together. You know, other than the fact that she doesn’t know who I am, and probably doesn’t date bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. Still, I’m gonna focus on the positives here, and take this cover shoot for Self Magazine for what it is: a sign that maybe she’s lowered her standards. So you guys enjoy the pictures, while I go tell my mom she’s got to move out.

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RHOA Shots Fired…Round 859: Porsha Calls Kenya A Knifed Up Nosey Bird For Speaking On Her Situation With Kordell

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Porsha claps back at Kenya for weighing in on her failed marriage to Kordell Porsha Stewart Respond To Kenya Moore Criticism Season 6 of Real Housewives of Atlanta isn’t even half way through yet, and there’s already enough drama happening to last a lifetime. At the center of the messiness is none other than cast member Kenya Moore, who recently stirred the pot in her brewing beef with fellow cast-mate Porsha Stewart when she took to her blog on Bravo to weigh in on Porsha’s recent comments hinting that her ex-baller boo Kordell Stewart is batting for the other team . In a nutshell, Kenya said she felt it was “disturbing” of Porsha to hint at Kordell being on the down low after spending so much time painting her relationship as picture perfect for much of last season. Needless to say, Porsha isn’t feeling Kenya giving her two cents and she’s since taken to her Instagram to put Kenya on blast with this photo and caption: Of course, the picture has since been removed from Porsha’s Instagram page, but her obvious disapproval of Kenya’s opinion on the issue is loud and clear. Do you think Kenya was wrong for speaking on Porsha’s Kordell slander-fest, or do you agree with her that karma is coming back to bite Porsha in the azz after for flaunting her relationship in Kenya’s face?