Bernice Jenkins had an announcement for all the overweight female members. Listen to today’s Church Announcements to hear about the 2nd Annual Fred Hammond Look-Alike contest! Get the latest announcements…
I don’t really know anything about country music, but I do know that the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards were held last night and that they featured a whole bunch of hotties dropping a whole bunch of cleavage. And that’s something I’m definitely an expert in. So here’s Miranda Lambert , whoever that is, showing off a set of pretty impressive funbags that I’d love to make beautiful music with. Now how’s that for some expert analysis? » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Martha Hunt is a pretty amazing model who has done some work for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess that’s what has put her on that map, but I am more interested in her quest for fame when it involves more nudity like this shoot, because I prefer to see a model’s full tit, and view as the exhibitionist, who seeks validation, because she knows she’s hot, despite all the rejection she gets from jobs that choose other models over her…because being a model, is better than being a hooker, provided she’s not a hooker…considering they are all fucking hookers.
I have absolutely no idea what Olivia Munn was doing at the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards last night. I thought she was trying to become a serious, respectable actress , not a country music star. But honestly, it’s pretty hard to care about any of that, or anything else for that matter, considering the epic cleavage show Olivia put on. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of you are even still reading this right now. So let’s all quit pretending to be something we’re not and just enjoy Olivia’s awesome cleavage, because it’s getting really hard to keep typing with my face an inch from the screen. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you guys this, since I bet you all had it circled on your calendars for months, but it was the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards the other night, and Jewel brought those massive jewels of hers out to celebrate. So make sure to enjoy these pictures, because getting to see Jewel’s funbags definitely counts as a special occasion these days. Feel free to explain that to your boss when he asks why you skipped a meeting to take your laptop into the bathroom. After, all, you have to make time for the important things in life. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com
Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world. 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9-
There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living… So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It… You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty… I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…
Sure, I may think Emily Ratajkowski is just a Playboy model who got lucky (thanks to the Tuna Bump, naturally), but since I know how much the rest of you all like her, here’s a new photoshoot from the newest busty A-list model. Now I’m not entirely sure if Emily qualifies as a household name just yet, but that’s probably only because husbands and boyfriends everywhere have to pretend they don’t have her topless pics bookmarked “recognize her” to avoid having to spend a night on the couch. So enjoy, and hopefully I didn’t just blow up your spot there. » view all 15 photos