Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube… But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.
A recent study of past and present pop music sought to rank the greatest singers of all time on the basis of their vocal range. We think it’s safe to say the results are… surprising. 17 Great Singers Ranked By Vocal Range! 1. Taylor Swift – #77 Taylor glammed up for the red carpet. Photos like this remind us why she’s had so many boyfriends. For example, if you can predict ahead of time which two crooners tied for the top spot, well then you, sir or madam, have quite the ear for music. You should probably replace all three judges on American Idol and produce Caleb Johnson ‘s first number one record. In other words, you can’t predict this list. No one can. We’ve all got our ideas of what constitutes good and bad music and this list throws concepts like creative ingenuity, songwriting ability and stage presence right out the window and judges artists solely by the highest and lowest notes they can hit. So there is a world in which Miley Cyrus and Bob Dylan are ranked side-by-side and you can’t even argue against it because, hey…it’s science. Check out the gallery above for some of the more jaw-dropping entries on the list. Bear in mind, this isn’t a comprehensive study of every singer that ever recorded, just a sampling of the top pop singers of the past 50 years, and the way they stack up against one another is sometimes unbelievable. Surprising revelations include: Katy Perry is a better singer than Taylor Swift? John Lennon and Elvis Presley have the exact same vocal range? Eminem is considered a singer?! So while John Kaufman won the big prize last night, this list answers the question of who is really The Voice. The answer(s) are certainly unexpected. As is this pretty decent cover of Dylan’s “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go” by Miley. Maybe they’re not so different after all! Miley Cyrus ft. Johnzo West – You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go
Andi Dorfman, The Bachelorette, is ready to find love after kicking Juan Pablo Galavis to the curb following a night in the Fantasy Suite that was anything but fantastic. We recently met her 25 men (plus party-crasher Chris Bukowski ) and now the race is on to find out if she’ll find the man of her dreams among these contestants. The Bachelorette spoilers break it down for us, but where’s the fun in that? Isn’t it much more fun to watch a three-minute preview to see if we can guess whether or not this season of The Bachelorette will be a success? Of course it is. Let’s do it! The Bachelorette Season 10 Preview Some of The Bachelorette Season 10 highlights include: Repeated mentioning that this is a “once in a lifetime opportunity” because it’s totally not possible to fall in love with someone unless you travel around the world while doing so. Someone stating that this is “what life’s all about.” And here we thought it was about the Hokey Pokey. It gets better. Much better. We can look forward to: One “I’m 100% crazy about you” and at least three “I’m falling in love with you” proclamations Insane jealousy and possessive feels Booze Testosterone, preening like male peacocks to win Andi’s affections, and the promise of testing another guy’s manhood More booze and what appears to be puking over a balcony Andi having a complete meltdown from exhaustion and uttering the phrases: “this is so real to me,” “my head is freaking spinning,” and “I just want to leave.” Alcohol may or may not be involved. Man tears And finally, the p ièce de résistance … Andi Dorfman declares fairy tales to be false when she says “it’s a fairy tale for a reason because it doesn’t happen.” SUPER. Here’s a look at the 25 men we’ll see participating in this dramatic attempt to find love on The Bachelorette Season 10. The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.
Andi Dorfman, The Bachelorette, is ready to find love after kicking Juan Pablo Galavis to the curb following a night in the Fantasy Suite that was anything but fantastic. We recently met her 25 men (plus party-crasher Chris Bukowski ) and now the race is on to find out if she’ll find the man of her dreams among these contestants. The Bachelorette spoilers break it down for us, but where’s the fun in that? Isn’t it much more fun to watch a three-minute preview to see if we can guess whether or not this season of The Bachelorette will be a success? Of course it is. Let’s do it! The Bachelorette Season 10 Preview Some of The Bachelorette Season 10 highlights include: Repeated mentioning that this is a “once in a lifetime opportunity” because it’s totally not possible to fall in love with someone unless you travel around the world while doing so. Someone stating that this is “what life’s all about.” And here we thought it was about the Hokey Pokey. It gets better. Much better. We can look forward to: One “I’m 100% crazy about you” and at least three “I’m falling in love with you” proclamations Insane jealousy and possessive feels Booze Testosterone, preening like male peacocks to win Andi’s affections, and the promise of testing another guy’s manhood More booze and what appears to be puking over a balcony Andi having a complete meltdown from exhaustion and uttering the phrases: “this is so real to me,” “my head is freaking spinning,” and “I just want to leave.” Alcohol may or may not be involved. Man tears And finally, the p ièce de résistance … Andi Dorfman declares fairy tales to be false when she says “it’s a fairy tale for a reason because it doesn’t happen.” SUPER. Here’s a look at the 25 men we’ll see participating in this dramatic attempt to find love on The Bachelorette Season 10. The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.
My friend got mad at me for saying Iza Goulart’s got a man face and that her fitness has being going into her testosterone reserves and killing off things like estrogen…helping her avoid annoying womanly things like her getting her period… But the fact is, all these tall BRazilian models, except maybe for indigenous Adriana Lima who they found in a hut in the woods, have man faces… Which coincidentally coincides with the fact that Brazil has the most Trannies per capita… Leading even an amateur journalist like me to put two and two together…and what it comes down to is born with a dick that was removed or tuck to save the family from a life of poverty or not…I’d still fuck her, or let her fuck me, but only after she does this boxing routine on my dick to see if I still feel….
Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.
I am really not into Arianny Celesete or Brittney Palmer. They are America’s answer to Glamour Models, but all I see is pornstars, who would have done porn, but who instead got recruited by Dana White to be his ring girls, all implants and hard bodies and all, pretty much becoming these celebrities with so many fans as the sport gets more and more popular, ruining the chances of these Vegas showgirls/strippers, from really becoming what I like to think they were destined to become. The only good thing about them is that they are fit, they slut out, and despite not showing spread pussy, they do still look good, I mean their whole purpose is to straighten up the UFC’s gayness, a job that isn’t so hard to do, I mean the testosterone driven animals who watch the shit would fuck anything while pumped after a fight. Fat chicks or even old ladies, meaning they are a little overkill, and it doesn’t take much effort to do their job, but they still do it and now FHM is celebrating them as they hang on with a thread and here is their spread. Here’s the behind the scenes video…
Here is the Ultra Music Festival – Live Stream for those of you not in Miami Raving, because you’re too busy sitting at home depressed, not getting laid, a total sad case. If you are like me, you are probably self conscious of very little….but one thing you do pay attention to is whether you are starting to lose your hair. Not that it is the end of the world, but just another strike against your already hurting life. So why not do what you can now to stop it while you can, before your male pattern baldness goes into a weird, awkward, unmanageable place…..but first you need to educate yourself. 1- What Causes Hair loss – 95% of all cases are caused by genetics….genetics that trigger your testosterone (DHT) to attack your hair follicles on your head. 2- What are the remedies available – There are prescription pills that have side effects like lower sex drive…because that’s what the pills do…they hit you where you don’t want to be hit, lowering your T-count, or your Dihydo-Testosterone count, which is the hormone causes hair loss. There is also popular hair shampoo that stimulates the hair follicle and keeps it in the “growth phase”. It also comes with side effects from unwanted hair growth in other body parts, as well as headaches and even heart palpitations….sounds awesome right? Expensive chemicals that sound horrible…. There are also natural products developed by dermatologists on the market, like REVIVOGEN that work really well in the early stages of hair loss. Meaning if you have been losing your hair slowly over the last 3-5 years, this product has been scientifically proven to stop further hair loss and even regain hair already lost…in as fast as 3 months. Doctors even recommend it. These options, like REVIVOGEN have no side effects, are all natural and work. It is definitely worth trying! Studies have shows an 85% success rate in as little as 3 months! It’s a minor investment to save your balding ass head! Quit fucking around. Save yourself. To find out more FOLLOW THIS LINK
A surge of intrigue rippled through the blogosphere this week when a rumor hit, sourced from the barest of suggestions ( a secondhand casting breakdown ), that Michael Bay ‘s fourth and allegedly final outing with the Transformers series might revolve around the rarest of Bay creatures: A female heroine. Sad, yes — Bay’s filmography is so male-driven, his portfolio so stacked with binders full of supermodel-hot leading ladies, that even the slightest move toward gender equality in Bay’s work force warrants an onslaught of hopeful speculation. That’s not to say Michael Bay has that much in common with Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney . One’s a clean-cut Mormon Presidential candidate who appears to think in unfortunate Eisenhower-era terms of sexual politics, the other is Hollywood’s reigning alpha male blockbuster guru with an eye for explosions and hot ladies who was once described by an actor — lovingly so — as a barking dog . Well, they both have good hair. But these two white male millionaire Americans converge this week the most when it comes to talking about the roles of women in their respective worlds of film and politics. Could it be Michael Bay is really making room for a strong female star in his testosterone-fueled oeuvre? The rumors trace back to a flimsy two-sentence report on SpoilerTV : It looks like Transformers 4 will have 2 new leads. The new female lead that they are looking for is a high school senior and her boyfriend a Texas racing driver. Many bloggers picking up the story focused on the latter sentence, extrapolating that it meant Transformers 4 will revolve around a female protagonist with a male love interest — the opposite of the three Shia LaBeouf + Megan Fox/Rosie Huntington-Whitely films to date. Understandably, the notion is promising. Enough with LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky saving the world with his robot pals and a hot lady on his arm — bring on the scrappy (but most likely model-gorgeous and stick-thin) female lead to save Earth, or the galaxy, or whatever! Consider it wishful thinking by way of selective reportage, if you give SpoilerTV’s clumsily-worded report any credence at all. For starters, it clearly states two new leads — beside which Fox and Huntington-Whitely were technically “female leads” even if they payed second fiddle to LaBeouf. It sounds more like Bay’s trying to reboot the franchise with a new dynamic romantic duo fans can root for, and lust after, like they did for LaBeouf and Fox at first but never quite did for LaBeouf and Huntington-Whiteley, Fox’s supermodel replacement. Maybe this “high school senior” and her “Texas racing driver” boyfriend will fight evil robots together, as equal partners on equal footing, although he already has a leg up on her with the mere fact that he has a vocation useful for fighting in a war with giant robots who turn into cars and she’s technically a schoolgirl. Look at Bay’s filmography and not one film has an actual female protagonist, though he’s got a memorable lineup of female leads/love interests under his belt: Tea Leoni in Bad Boys , Liv Tyler in Armageddon , Scarlett Johansson in The Island . His eye for the female form is undeniable, and moreso in his earlier films, translated to casting talented actresses in their popcorn movie breakthroughs. But Bay did surprise with his latest project, the modest (by Bay standards) true crime tale Pain & Gain . Not another CG-heavy spectacle, and not a film stitched together from the wet dreams of a 12-year-old boy, the forthcoming black comedy stars another group of muscly men (it is about thugs who meet at a gym, after all) including Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, and Kurt Angle. Rebel Wilson, one of the cast’s lone women, plays a key role and is a terrific hire on Bay’s part. Still, when I asked her in a recent interview what she’d learned most about her director, she noted that “he loves push-up bras” and shoots Victoria’s Secret commercials for fun . So let’s hope that Bay’s turning over a new leaf and embracing a more progressive attitude toward the female characters in his movies. It’s entirely possible that he could use his whirling hero shots and explosiony adventures for good, to introduce strong new heroines into the cinematic landscape. I’m just not terribly optimistic that it’ll happen in Transformers 4 . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
A princess should always be spoiled and once she becomes Queen, the gifts just become even more immaculate. Sitting on her YMCMB throne, after the jump see what new lavish gift Birdman spent on her royal highness and the whopping price tag. Click Here To Watch The Video On HipHopWired
