It turns out that I will put up pictures of any attention seeking hooker the paparazzi takes pics of – as long as they are in a bikini…. Her name is Federica Torti and apparently she’s an Italian Showgirl…who I guess George Clooney didn’t sign in as a beard to hide his homosexuality, but who is as important as the last Italian hooker he took Hollywood, at least she must be since the paparazzi are taking pics of her in a bikini..right? Who cares, she has a hot body and does cartwheels, I’m into half naked attention seeking circus clowns from other countries. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret… But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….
Last week I posted Naya Rivera’s big implant tits in a bikini with her fiancé Big Sean….not because I like Glee and am part of the fan club, if anything I find it the devil’s work, and I was just happy to see some element of humanity or edginess in their cast, because you know all actors will do any role that pays, and that Naya wasn’t some good little church girl at the casting for Glee, but rather borderline willing to do porn if it meant making her famous, only to get cast of that Pleasantville shit, that has now type cast her….so tits and black rapper husbands in her personal life…is good strategy… I just don’t know why they are denying her fake tits, or way she’s trying to downplay them in this top that girls with natural tits just don’t wear…not that Nay Rivera matters.
Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing… I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense… Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….
Everything is better in Russia…I think it has to do with the fall of communism…and people having no real clue how to act or react…I mean for the longest time they were kept poor by the system and when that government subsidized life ends, you gotta either figure your shit out and make billions like a lot of corrupt russian…or instead lose your fucking mind, go to concerts and flash your tits…either way, awesome.
I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies… So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better… I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Simon Cowell is getting bombard by 16 year old girls…in their bikinis…with their fat asses that we can blame on a western diet and hormones in the food that will leave them 600 pounds and too tired to move in 10 years…all because McDonalds is legal and advertised while Marijuana and other harmless things aren’t….and he’s looking far too happy to be getting this young girl attention in the rich resort in Barbados he hangs at…making me wonder if he’s the kind of sex tourism UK pedo that have been around for generations…kinda making his whole debut in the industry with the Teletubbies and American Idol, clearly younger audiences arouse him and his bank account… Pervert. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there… So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.
Emma Forbes is a TV presenter in the UK, which means she pretty much doesn’t matter and barely exists, and that was before she squeezed into her bathing suit, where she really got the point across that she pretty much doesn’t matter and shouldn’t exist, at least not in this setting…put your shirt on bitch no one needs to see this shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Justin Bieber goes shirtless in a sun hat on the beach, and we are LOVING it. And those abs. See the rest here: Star Spotting: Justin Bieber And His Sun Hat Are Having A Better …
