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Jo Guest nude clip

Jo is a pretty sexy and horny British babe and here she is stripping completely nude for the camera and showing off her sexy body Continue reading

Selena Gomez caught topless

This is the closest we have ever gotten to seeing super cute teen celeb Selena Gomez topless Continue reading

Jessica Alba Gets Spread

Unfortunately, I think this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Jessica Alba with her legs spread.

Cher’s Old Dead Nipple of the Day

I am lazy. I don’t really feel like writing my useless commentary on this. You all have eyes. You all know how so vile it’s amazing this is. I mean this is the closest thing you can get to jerking off to necrophilia fetishes without actually jerking off to autopsy pics. Not to mention, the whole idea of a 60 year old wearing sheer bras to events and nothing else is on some kind of level of genius my words just couldn’t express. I am mesmorized, confused, aroused, scared adn disgusted all at the same time. This picture is more than just a nipple. It’s got so much more depth than that.

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More Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has a shitty weird looking body. She looks like some kind of monster you’d find in a horror movie and here are a few more pictures of her from yesterday’s bikini pictures that I was too lazy to post, just to prove my point…. I am disappointed in myself for not finding a way to seduce her, molest her, scream obscenities at her when she was in town shooting her movie, the closest I got to her was walking into a store an hour after she did, but I’m convinced I could still smell the sour booze, stale smokes and dried up pussy, but that was probably all in my head….. Here she is on her quest to not fall totally into obscurity…. Pics via Fame

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Does Our Universe Live Inside a Wormhole?

Link: http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow… Theoretical physicist argues that we may exist between two universes. This is the closest that science has come to validating that theory you came up with that one time when you were high, which stated that our entire was, like, just an atom in a blade of grass of, like, a whole different universe . Read

Toyota Simulator

Link: http://toyotasimulator.com/ In case you are fortunate enough to not own a Toyota, or yours is already fixed, then this is the closest you will get to having the unforgettable sticky accelerator experience. Enjoy. Read

Is True Blood Ready for Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg may think he’d make a bloody good vampire on True Blood, but unfortunately for him, it sounds like rapping about the hit HBO series is the closest he’s going to get to…

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Marge Simpson — Playboy Cover Girl

This is the closest you’ll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.TMZ has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson’s November issue of Playboy — and needless to say, she’s got a bangin’ bod for having popped her first … Permalink

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Robin Meade Swimsuit Pictures

This pageant photo of Miss Louisiana is the closest I have ever seen to a swimsuit picture of Robin Meade in the Miss Ohio contest in 1992. Robin Michele Meade was born April 21, 1969 in New London, Ohio.

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