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NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

NASA has been working on this plan for decades. The team is in the early stages of development of a joke which we can use to break the ice. (Via Giagantor .) The Best Links: Check Out Giagantor’s Facebook Page View

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Do You Have Pic Of Dick?

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You have to be very explicit if you want to see pictures of dicks online, or else you'll never get anywhere. That being said, the guy is right, people do have sex with all those things. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Farmer Discovers ‘Holy Egg’

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Okay guys, this one's legit. A farmer found a lumpy egg with a cross on it. Everyone, all together now: MIRACLE!! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Evil Computer Robot …Guy

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Way back in the early nineties, there was a reason children were threatened by robotic dancing, and that was because COMPUTERS WERE GOING TO REPLACE TOYS BEEP BEEP BOOP!!!! OR WHATEVER.

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Dean Martin’s Ex-Wife Sues — You Dirty Rat

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dean Martin was considered royalty and his ex-wife wants royalties — but according to a new lawsuit, Dean’s estate is allegedly screwing her out of a huge chunk of change.Jeanne Martin — who Dean divorced in the early 70s — filed papers in L.A. … Permalink

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Tiger Woods Apologizes

Posted on November 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tiger Woods has issued a statement in which he apologized for embarrassing his family by crashing his car, described his injuries and asked for privacy. Woods suffered cuts and bruises in the crash which happened outside his Florida home in the early hours of Friday morning.

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F*ck The American Mustache Institute

Posted on October 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gavin McInnes, like BuzzFeed, has been getting emails from the American Mustache Institute .

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Architecture Tetris

Posted on October 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Designer-in-training Sergej Hein animated this entertaining parody of Soviet Bloc architecture, filtered through the early ’90s pop culture touchstone Tetris. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Larry David on ‘Hannah Montana’

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Larry David apparently needed some street cred with his kids. There's a lovely West Wing scene where Bartlet doesn't fire the Attorney General, and Josh worries it will look like he didn't because his daughter asked him not to, and PB responds: “I think if you ever have a daughter, you’re going to discover there are worse reasons in the world to do something.” Basically that's the only way I can respond to what's going on here without yelling.

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Reservoir Turtles

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We discovered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Reservoir Dogs mash-up video that we’ve been dreaming about since the early ’90s. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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