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Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here….. Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up… Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Cinthia Fernandez Naked in Hombre Argentina April 2012 of the DAy

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Cinthia Fernandez, she’s in Hombre Argentia, some magazine that I guess is the equivalent of Maxim and other low grade shit, and she’s wearing a thong…showing off her spic ass….relatively uneventful, uninteresting, and maybe even a little too muscular, leading one to think she may have been born with a penis and early on in her career, she was a hired lady boy to German tourists, but I’m posting it anyway, you know to switch it up, and tap into international markets, I’m clever like that….I figure there’s at least 10,000,000 other Cinthia Fernandez’s in the world googling themselves and hopefully ending up here…making me rich cuz I need a private jet to impress some cunt on Facebook….you know I like the important things in life. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Erin Heatherton Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.

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Wanderlust Bombs at the Box Office After Nude Bait-and-Switch

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Call it The Curse of The Change-Up : Another film that tried to fool viewers into buying tickets to see a nonexistent nude scene has bombed at the box office. Wanderlust opened this weekend to generally positive reviews and absolutely terrible box office receipts, coming in at number eight after Act of Valor , The Vow, This Means War and four other movies that had already been in theaters for a week or more, including Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance . And if you can’t beat the sequel to a Nicholas Cage movie widely considered to be the equivalent of gouging your eyes out with flaming pokers in its second weekend, then you know you’ve got problems. Some are blaming Jennifer Aniston ‘s flagging star power for the film’s weak performance. If “flagging star power” is code for “nude fake-out fatigue,” then we heartily agree. JenAn’s been playing this game with her male fans for several years now, and the next time she claims to have shot a nude scene for a movie…well…let’s just say we won’t take it with a grain of salt. We’ll take it with a truckful. You’ve burned us one too many times, Jen, and our lust has wandered away. Get the skinny on Wanderlust right here at the Mr. Skin blog!

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt. It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate…. Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are…. Part 1 Part 2

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Pam Anderson is Haggard as Fuck but Trying to Look Vibrant of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

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Selma Blair’s a New Mom in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selma Blair had a baby. Now she is working off her baby weight like so many women I watch in the park doing their post pregnancy classes, stretching and sweating in efforts to regain the use of their bodies, hopefully tightening up their vaginas, but never fully restoring their shit, cuz like so many women before them, having a kid is pretty much the equivalent of writing off being at your best, but at least it feeds some kind of ego that they are leaving a legacy, while giving their hormones exactly what they need, since being a mom is all part of being a woman….or some shit…I won’t understand cuz I’m too busy staring at their tits, like the frat boy I’ve always hated….because like it or not…all dudes, even the classy and educated ones are fucking perverts….and we all like our milk filled tits….so nourishing…

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Sweet Baby Jesus: California College Student Sets Guiness Book Record With Longest Tongue!!

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Goodness gracious good God almighty… That means the 21-year-old student from California has a tongue twice as long as average and the equivalent length of an iPhone. Her tongue is as long as the world’s largest cockroach; as wide as your palm and the same volume as a quarter pounder hamburger. Speaking of her terrifically long tongue Chanel said: “I love the shocked reaction I get from people in the street when I stick it out.” However, she admits there is a downside of having a record-breaking tongue: “Most guys who see it automatically have their mind in the gutter… and so do some females.” She’s in college and she has a tongue like that? There’s no way that she’s single. It’s just not possible…sheesh Source

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Planned Parenthood to Spend $200k for TV Ads Promoting Planned & Wanted Taxpayer Funding

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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**Written by Doug Powers For those of you keeping score at home, this amount of money is the equivalent of about 1.2 million packages of Ramen noodles. Jim Geraghty at NRO: In Mike Allen’s morning newsletter, we learn Planned Parenthood will spend $200,000 on television ads, urging Congress to not cut federal funding for Planned Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Michelle Malkin Discovery Date : 28/02/2011 18:22 Number of articles : 2

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Cheo Ming Shen Picture

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mr Cheo Ming Shen, 27, described Mr Lee as the equivalent of Nelson Mandela to Singaporeans. Nuffnang was launched in February 2007 by Timothy Tiah Ewe Tiam and Cheo Ming Shen. Nuffnang#39;s online platform allows advertisers to serve graphic and video based advertisements onto more than 100,000 blogs. Nuffnang.com has offices in 4 different countries: Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines and Melbourne since November 2008. Nuffnang bloggers are known as Nuffnangers, or Nuffies for short. Nuffnang h

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