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Charlotte McKinney With Sunglasses Makes Her Hot

OK, so I know I’ve been ragging on Charlotte McKinney a lot lately, calling her overrated and average-looking, but I’m not going to do that today. Because for one, her killer rack is currently giving me warm fuzzy feelings in my pants region. And two, those sunglasses she’s wearing are helping distract me from how average her face looks. Damn. I almost made it the entire post without calling her average. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bella Thorne Is The Hardest-working Teenage Troublemaker

Here’s Bella Thorne showing why I call her the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood, doing double duty at the opening night for the New York Spring Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall and then appearing on The View . I just hope Bella’s getting a cut from the government for all the perverts she’s working so hard to help put away. (And I’d recommend the rest of you move it along, unless you want to join that list.) » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Victoria Justice’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever!

I don’t know a whole lot about  Kode Magazine , but they just became my new favorite mag after this photoshoot they did with Victoria Justice for their latest issue. In fact, I think it’s probably the hottest shoot I’ve ever seen Victoria do. Of course, now that I’ve said that, I’ll have to spend the rest of the afternoon carefully going back through  the archives just to double-check, but you know how committed we are to accuracy here at Hollywood Tuna. OK, you can stop laughing now. Just shut up and enjoy the Victoria hotness instead.

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini On Instagram Is Trouble

If you’re in the mood and want to be added to the government watch list, go check out Bella Thorne ‘s Instagram. Here is a little sample of what you can expect. Keep in mind she is only 17 and this may be a trap.          

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Federal Indictment Requires Pregnant Rapper Gucci Mane To Surrender His Guns And Ammo!

If there was EVER a ninja who needed to give up his Glock, it’s Gucci . Gucci Mane Forced To Give Up Guns Under Federal Indictment According to TMZ reports : Gucci Mane’s got a problem with the United States government that goes beyond taxes — it’s like a bullet to the heart … because Uncle Sam wants to take his Glock. According to a federal indictment, the government wants Mane to surrender his 2 guns — a 40 caliber Glock and a 45 caliber Taurus. They also want the ammo that goes with it. As for why the government has a hard-on for Mane … the rapper has 2 priors — aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and possession of more than 20 grams of pot. If Gucci is going to be allowed to walk the streets we sure would feel a helluva lot safer if we know he doesn’t have any firearms on his person.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

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Calm Down, Buddy!: Angry White Guy Gets Worked Up Slowly And Goes Ham On Congressman Over NSA Surveillance! [Video]

Republican Congressman James Lankford of Oklahoma received a verbal lashing at a town hall meeting on Tuesday from a man upset with the National Security Agency’s surveillance program. “The DEA and the IRS are getting information from the NSA and using it to frame American citizens and then lying about where they got the information,” Dax Ewbank of Oklahoma City said at the event. “This is what is happening. Now, what happens if the government becomes politically against my belief system or my lifestyle?” youtube

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Snooki in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby… You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot… I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom… MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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