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Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

“I’m Having a Baby.” – Jessica Simpson to Life & Style Of course, this is the star (if she’s even quoted) talking about future baby plans, rather than a story about Eric Johnson actually getting Jessica Simpson pregnant . If that happened, the headline would read “Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!” You don’t fool us, second-rate supermarket tabloid … MORNING SICKNESS: She was actually just sick one morning . Really. A couple of side notes on top of the blatantly misleading headline: That’s one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. The girl is hot, if nothing else. Show it … or at least use a pic of her with Eric. If Jennifer Aniston is really “baring it all,” why is there a stock photo, circa 2002, on the cover? Not exactly a compelling teaser. We already saw the first Breaking Dawn photo . Come on guys.

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PostPartisan – Sec. Gates’s blunt message to the Senate and Sen. McCain

My editor popped into my office to ask “What's the headline?” out of the release of the long-awaited report on the repeal of don't ask don't tell. The answer was pretty easy. Defense Secretary Robert Gates wants the Senate to repeal don't ask don't tell before the courts force him to eliminate the policy. He urged that it be done during the lame-duck session and that those standing in the way “are rolling the dice that this policy will not be abruptly overturned by the courts.” Got that, John McCain? added by: mik661

Harry Knowles Returns From Bi-Curious Brink With Overheated Piranha 3D Review

From Vampires Suck to Social Network and now Piranha 3D , it’s All-Critic Day at Movieline! But Harry Knowles deserves it: While we may never know what inspired his highly sexualized, homoerotically charged Eclipse review , he’s pretty unambiguous about Alexandre Aja’s skin-baring, bloodletting J.O. fantasia, starting with the headline: “If Harry were in High School & PIRANHA 3D were on HBO… I woulda ruined alot of socks to this.” Nice. Enjoy? Or something. [ AICN ]

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When Swimsuit Photoshoots Pay Off: Jennifer Lawrence to Play Mystique in X-Men: First Class

If you can’t agree that Jennifer Lawrence is the best, you haven’t seen Winter’s Bone . If you can’t agree that Jennifer Lawrence has breasts, you haven’t seen her swimsuit photo portfolio in Esquire . How best to reconcile these two different sides of her? Hint: It’s in the headline!

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Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Wedding Photos

Outspoken radio show host [celeb id=61874]Howard Stern[/celeb] and girlfriend [celeb id=64495]Beth Ostrosky[/celeb] tied the …

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Howard Stern Gets Married

OK then. It looks like the King of Some Media made this wedding thing happen. Howard Stern and fiancée Beth Ostrosky got hitched this weekend out in Long Island according to Starpulse. Long Island stalwarts Joan Rivers and Billy Joel were in attendance. And the highlight of the event was … Click on the headline to read the full text of this article.

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Jennifer Aniston: Nude For Lovalie Perfurme

Jennifer Aniston has a new perfume out. It is called Lovalie. Maybe you figured that out based on the headline above. How can her new scent stand out in a market loaded with celebrity fragrances? Simple … Jennifer Aniston nude. Marketing at its simplest and best! Sitting on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket, here’s Jen posing for an ad for what she has termed her “non-perfume perfume” … LOVALIE : To say the least. To say the very least . “I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!'” Jen told WWD of her signature scent. “But most of all I just wanted it to smell natural.” Wonder if Brad Pitt enjoyed it the last time he was kissing her . We’re sure the fragrance will achieve that goal. What it won’t do is make you as hot as Jennifer Aniston. You’re paying for her name. Sorry!

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Dennis Quaid’s Adorable Carry-On Baggage

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Dennis Quaid Looking like twins in matching shades, black and white tops and jeans, Dennis Quaid and wife Kimberly arrived at LAX with their ridiculously cute 22-month-old twins yesterday.In June, the Quaids settled a lawsuit with Cedars-Sinai after the hospital …

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Clark Gable — Stabbed in the Chest

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives No mistake in the headline — it really is Clark Gable …

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Lionel Richie’s New Bai-lerina Girl?

This might just be one of the strangest hook-ups in Hollywood ever. Lionel Richie is reportedly romancing quirky actress Bai Ling.