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Audrina Patridge Pumps It

There’s something about a hot chick pumping gas that really gets the old blood flowing to my nether regions for some reason. I think it’s the word pumping that puts dirty thoughts in my mind, the same thing happens when I hear someone say jelly donut. Anyhow, here’s The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge at the gas station looking sexy with her hot little ass, fake boobs and lazy eyes. Pump it, that’s it. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

The Wiggle- A Bike Path That Connects Communities

Joel Pomerantz at one of his stops along the Wiggle Walking Tour photo: Bonnie Hulkower I have friends living in San Francisco who would ride a bike in midtown Manhattan but won’t get on one in San Francisco. When asked why, considering that SF is such a bike friendly town, I often hear the same reply: the HILLS! For many of these people hearing about “the Wiggle” transformed their lives. The Wiggle is the flattest route going from East to West San Francisco. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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The Weekly Andy Cohen WTF Moment: Jerry Seinfeld Calls Out Cohen’s Show as a ‘Jewish Curse’

Why does Bravo’s Senior VP of Production and Programming host a weekly late night talk show where he interviews various reality stars while sipping on a Maker’s Mark? Who knows! Nevertheless, we here at Movieline are going to start covering Andy Cohen’s live oddity Watch What Happens with a regular feature called “The Weekly Andy Cohen WTF Moment.” For the first WTF treatment, Movieline will inspect last night’s typically bizarre episode, which opened with Cohen introducing Jerry Seinfeld as “the most elegant Semite of all the Semites I know” and continued with Seinfeld wondering out loud, “Why am I on this show?”

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Jason Wahler: Celebrity Rehab Bound?

Finally, a reality show that will still take Jason Wahler. Hey, he’s a reality TV star and needs to be in rehab. It’s a good fit. The rumor is that Celebrity Rehab and its venerable host Dr. Drew will welcome Wahler. Why? Back in the day, he got arrested four times in four different states for four drinking-related offenses in under a year. That’s up there with DMX and Pete Doherty! Then this year, he had a career resurgence, notching a pair in as many nations! Yep, he was nailed for DUI in L.A. soon after getting sprung from a Mexican jail . Yeah … rehab might be a good idea for the man. Jason Wahler mug shots: Two of the many. Jason Wahler hasn’t signed a deal yet, but his people (who apparently exist) are working on it behind the scenes, and we doubt he’d pass up a chance to be on TV. No word if this means he will no longer do prison time , or if the rehab stint would be in addition to a jail sentence he is likely looking at for violating his probation. We just hope they sign Stephanie Pratt and/or Kristin Cavallari to join him on the program. The Hills has some good candidates. Even Heidi Montag for that matter. Can you go to rehab for plastic surgery addiction?

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Kristin Cavallari Tell-All Book: Coming Soon!

The Hills cast is becoming increasingly fed up with the way the show’s producers are meddling with their lives to create drama. Now Kristin Cavallari is fighting back. “After The Hills, I plan to work on many business opportunities, and I’ve always wanted to write a tell-all book,” the show’s resident bad girl/narrator tells In Touch . According to insiders, Kristin has already started writing the book, and as soon as her contract with the show is up – after the current, final season – she’ll dish on it . “She has wanted to tell the real story before, but she wasn’t allowed.” What is the real story of The Hills , exactly? That producers manufacture drama and have writers create story lines? We already know that, girl. Save your energy. If Kristin tells all … do you care? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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‘The Hills’ Recap: Can Kristin And Brody Work As Friends With Benefits?

Plus, a sober Stephanie Pratt reenters the dating world. By Amy Wilkinson Looking good in a crop top, sometimes just isn’t enough to save a faltering friends-with-benefits relationship. Brody Jenner learned that lesson the hard way on Tuesday night’s episode of “The Hills,” as his budding romance with a new girl got in the way of his relationship with ex Kristin Cavallari. When Brody and Kristin decided to hook up last week, they were both clear that they loved the single life and that their relationship would just be casual — a fact Brody reiterated by announcing that he was going on a date with another girl. “I’m not looking for a relationship,” Brody reminded a plainly peeved Kristin. “I’m enjoying being single.” Meanwhile, the very un-single Audrina was trying to convince boyfriend Ryan Cabrera to go out with her and her dramatic friends — a crowd Ryan has gone to great lengths to avoid. “I’ll be waiting at home in my candy thong reading ‘Catcher in the Rye,’ ” he said, though he did end up being a good sport and going. After facing the stress of her DUI and distancing herself from brother Spencer, Stephanie told Lo that she felt like she was in a good place to start dating someone. And wouldn’t you know it, Lo had just the guy for her: her boyfriend Scott’s friend Max. Getting slightly ahead of herself, Stephanie wondered aloud how her potential date would react to her being 23 and sober. Lo told her not to worry. But Lo wasn’t the only girl dishing out relationship advice. Audrina met up for a chill evening at Kristin’s house, where they problem talked about Brody and Kristin’s little arrangement. “We’re having a good time,” Kristin explained. She then tried to dial up Brody on his cell, but the call went directly to voicemail, because Brody was on a date with new girl McKaela. “I have a no-phone-at-the-table rule,” McKaela informed him, prompting Brody to ignore the call. Brody rubbed his new flirtation in Kristin’s face even more by bringing McKaela out to meet the gang. “Kristin is going to flip out when she comes,” Audrina told Brody. Though Kristin didn’t necessarily “flip out,” she was visibly hurt by the slight — and the large amount of PDA going on between Brody and his date. After complaining to Kristin about how she was being unkind to his date, Brody and McKaela finally left the gathering for a little alone time. And then it was Stephanie’s turn to pursue new romantic possibilities. Stephanie went on a seemingly successful double date with new guy Max, with Lo and Scott in tow. At the end of the night, Max offered his jacket, and Stephanie offered her number. Kristin finally decided she needed to speak with Brody about what had happened a few nights before and went over to his condo for a chat, which quickly escalated into a heated argument. “You were being really rude being all over McKaela in front of me like that,” Kristin started. Brody replied that it was Kristin who had been rude by not paying attention to McKaela. By the time Brody finally admitted he liked both girls and was just having fun, Kristin had had enough. “I’m not going to wait around while you figure out what you want to do. It’s not fair,” she said. And with that, she stormed out of Brody’s condo. Do you think Brody and Kristin should get back together for real, or continue their casual relationship? Share your thoughts in the comments. “The Hills: Final Season” airs at 10 p.m. ET/PT every Tuesday, followed by “The City” at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos The Hills (Season 6) | Ep. 5 | ‘A New Bird’ Related Photos The Hills (Season 6) | Ep. 5 | ‘A New Bird’

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The Hills Recap: Somebody Dates Stephanie Pratt

We don’t know what’s more unfortunate, that this Max guy was set up with Stephanie Pratt, or that The Hills is coming out with Stephanie Pratt story lines now. No disrespect to Stephanie Pratt , but … Stephanie Pratt? Last night’s The Hills , “A New Bird,” focused largely on Spencer’s sister. He was nowhere to be found. While a reprieve from Spencer Pratt can be a nice thing, let’s be honest, if there’s anything interesting about The Hills anymore, it’s watching Speidi meltdowns. What we’re left with in the wake of their odd, unexplained absence is a whole lot of filler. Here’s The Hollywood Gossip’s official Hills rundown, plus-minus style: Brody tells Kristin he may go on a date with a girl. Kristin isn’t seeing anyone else. Ah, friends with benefits at its best. Someone’s always let down. Plus 15 . Audrina invites Ryan out with her friends, and after some hesitation, he agrees. Too bad we already know Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera split. Minus 8 . Brody Jenner puts the moves on new chick McKaela . Brody’s new girl McKaela is new to L.A. and is looking for “genuine friends.” LOL. Plus 7 for the inevitable letdown that will result from taking that quest to The Hills . Stephanie says she feels like her life is finally coming together and she’s ready for a relationship and blah blah blah. Does anyone care at all? Minus 9 . Because no. Lo sets her up on a “blind” date. As in the producers of The Hills throwing darts at a wall full of dudes’ audition photos while blindfolded? That we could buy. Plus 3 . Charlie gives Brody tips on hooking up and staying single during a golf outing. Charlie. Always so calm and wise. Plus 5 for the increased screen time for this sage. Audrina also gives Stephanie some dating pointers. Minus 10 , ’cause this is not the person you want pointers from, unless your top priority is being walked all over. Dating Rule #1: No pouting. Rule #2: Tone down the makeup. Brody Jenner introduces McKaela to his friends and flirts with her in front of Kristin Cavallari. What a passive-aggressive move. But hey, they’re not dating, so Plus 8 . Lo helps Stephanie get ready for the big night. We keep expecting some big cat fight to liven it up a bit, but no, it really is just that boring. Minus 3 , because really? Kristin, like, can’t believe the next day that Brody did that with McKaela. Stacie reminds her they knew this wouldn’t end well. She’s like the female Charlie. Plus 4 . Stephanie quizzes Max on basic dating questions. “What’s your sign?” Really? This is what The Hills has devolved into? This is just coma-inducing stuff. Minus 27 . TOTAL: -15 . SEASON: +40 . Yeah. It’s looking more and more like this show can’t sustain whatever magic it once had, and needs to step it up or go away pronto.

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Chris Brown Drops Deuces … Music Video

Chris Brown’s “Deuces” has just dropped. As in the video from Chris, prot

Paula Abdul Has Got to Dance

Not all viewers believe this season of American Idol has been a bore. But we can all agree on one thing: it’s been far less nutty than seasons past. That’s because Paula Abdul couldn’t reach a new contract with Fox last August and walked away from the show. However, there’s good news on the slightly insane judge front: Abdul is returning to reality TV! She’ll serve as producer and lead judge on Got to Dance , a CBS competition that premieres in early 2010. According to a press release, the series will cover everything from “ballroom to break dance, bhangra to ballet, and tap to tango.” Rambling, incoherent critiques and a lot of comments on the contestants’ outfits? Don’t worry: Paula will have all that covered, too.

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Audrina Patridge: Topless in Ralph

The Hills star Audrina Patridge appears in the new issue of Ralph magazine. As expected, she’s wearing little or no clothing. Little else needs to be said in all honesty. Ralph terms her Queen of The Hills, which implies that Ralph does not watch the show, as Audrina is kind of useless. However, that actually speaks highly of Ralph . Anyway, here’s their cover photo of the reality TV star … Audrina Patridge in Ralph … hot or not? We’re undecided . Hmm. Either this racy photo shoot was a direct ripoff of Maxim’s topless spread of Audrina last September, or Ralph and Maxim have the same parent company. We could look that up right now, as we are in possession of a working Internet connection, but we really don’t care, and imagine you aren’t interested either. Instead, click to enlarge the Audrina Patridge pictures below. Indulge.

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