For Lauren Conrad, the hills are now alive with the sound of wedding bells. That’s right, the former MTV reality star is married! LC and William Tell exchanged vows on Saturday in an intimate California ceremony, insiders confirm to Us Weekly. They were surrounded by close friends and family members. “What a perfect way to start our lives together; surrounded by the people we love most,” Conrad and Tell said via statement. Conrad and Tell went on a Valentine’s Day blind date after being up by mutual friends in 2012. No pressure there, huh?!? They then got engaged in October of last year. “William and I are overwhelmed by all of your warm wishes,” Conrad wrote at the time. “Thank you so much for sharing in this special moment :-).” Tell graduated from law school at the University of Southern California in May and Conrad celebrated her bachelorette party in Cabo a month later. She previously dated Stephen Colletti, Jason Wahler, Brody Jenner and Kyle Howard – and we sent the newlyweds are very, very best! Lauren Conrad Photos: Through the Years 1. Very Perky Lauren Conrad can’t always be described as such, but she’s definitely looking perky here. Wow.
From A-listers to reality TV stars, Coachella drew quite the crowd this weekend. With 150 musical acts set to perform, every single ticket available for the show – including the VIP tickets at $5,000 a piece – sold out in under three hours. Guess who snagged those VIP tickets? Some very favorite famous people. Coachella’s celebrity sightings are just about as much of a draw for the music festival as the music itself, and it’s only been one weekend. (Coachella founders/producers spread the event over two April weekends this year, so we’ll have another round coming up soon.) Check out these famous faces who checked in to Coachella. 2014 Coachella Music Festival Celebrity Sightings Open Slideshow 1. Selena, Jenners at Coachella Selena Gomez and the Jenners have come fast friends. They pose here at Coachella 2014. View As List 1. Selena, Jenners at Coachella Selena Gomez and the Jenners have come fast friends. They pose here at Coachella 2014. 2. Nicky Hilton at Coachella Nicky Hilton stepped out at Coachella. Sister Paris was also there, but the two didn’t seem to be together. 3. Aaron Paul at Coachella Yeah, bitch! Aaron Paul was at Coachella! He definitely looks excited to be there, don’t you think? 4. Justin Bieber at Coachella Justin Bieber shocked Coachella attendees and took to the stage with Chance the Rapper. Watch him perform here. 5. Joe Jonas at Coachella Now that he’s done being in a band with his brothers, Joe Jonas is hitting the music scene as a concert-goer instead of a performer. 6. Emma Roberts at Coachella Emma Roberts attended Coachella with three friends and her boyfried. Looks like they had a fun weekend. 7. Kellen Lutz at Coachella Kellen Lutz smiles for the camera and gives fans a wave while attending the 2014 Coachella Music Festival. 8. Audrina Patridge at Coachella Audrina Patridge, The Hills alum and “bona fide rocker,” hit up Coachella over the weekend. 9. Fergie at Coachella We haven’t heard any new music from Fergie in a while. Was she at Coachella to be inspired? 10. Minnie Driver at Coachella Minnie Driver hit up the Coachella Music Festival proving that the scene isn’t reserved for the 25 and under crowd! 11. Jared Leto at Coachella Jared Leto arrived and departed from Coachella on private helicopter. OF COURSE HE DID. 12. Kate Bosworth at Coachella Kate Bosworth got cozy with her boyfriend, Michael Polish, at Coachella over the weekend. 13. Paris Hilton at Coachella Paris Hilton poses with fans at Coachella. And she smiles! Unlike Selena. 14. Kendall and Kylie Jenner at Coachella Kendell and Kylie Jenner rocked the Coachella music festival in their black boho attire. 15. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie at Coachella Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie, who are back together, attended Coachella together. Perhaps this is one way they’re working on their marriage. 16. Selena Gomez Takes Selfies at Coachella Selena Gomez takes selfies with fans at Coachella. Would it kill her to smile for the camera? 17. David Hasselhoff at Coachella David Hasselhoff attended the Coachella music festival. The Hoff says “No YOU have a good time.” 18. Leonardo DiCaprio: Dancing at Coachella This may be our favorite video of all-time. Watch Leonardo DiCaprio dance at Coachella, unaware he’s being filmed. Selena Gomez and Paris Hilton snapped selfies with fans, while Katy Perry called selfies a disease and opted, at first, not to take a photo. She later relented and all was well in the desert. It was especially well for possibly reunited Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie who stepped out together sans toddler Luca. Other stars in attendance included Jared Leto who arrived and departed by helicopter so that he could make his date with the MTV Movie Awards last night and Leonardo DiCaprio who danced to MGMT . While many flocked to the concert series to see the newly reunited OutKast perform on the mainstage, those trying to catch a glimpse of Lorde and Pharrell Williams weren’t able to do so unless they got their early and claimed their spot in front of the smaller satellite stages. Justin Bieber, eager to shed his teen idol image, joined Chance the Rapper on stage for an F-bomb riddled performance that might have helped him attract a new audience (but probably not). While figures for the music festival aren’t released, it’s estimated that the 2013 concert raked in over $67 million dollars. With tweaks to this year’s format, the gross for 2014 is expected to be even higher, and given the star power who turned out, that’s not surprising.
In the least shocking news ever, Beyonce is looking effortlessly fabulous in one of her latest social media snaps. Queen Bey shows off her smokin’ hot bod in a bra and robe getup in the Instagram photo, which also features her daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Lounging in a fancy chair and hot nude heels, the “XO” singer flashes that megawatt smile at her baby girl. It’s cute and all, but dang, does this woman ever take a bad picture? We have yet to see one. She recently shared an make-up free selfie that rivals any of her super glammed-up magazine covers. This has been another edition of: Beyonce Is Better Than You Are. Stay tuned for next time! 23 Hottest Celebrity MILFs Open Slideshow 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. View As List 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 2. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? 3. Kate Beckinsale This stunning Brit doesn’t look a day over 25, but has a teenage daughter. 4. Jessica Alba Jessica always looks flawless, whether she’s on a red carpet or a playground. 5. Gwen Stefani The chic rocker mom is expecting baby number three and looking fabulous. 6. Halle Berry Mom of two Halle recently turned 47. Can you believe it? 7. Shakira New mom Shakira’s hips still don’t lie. (But don’t forget about those abs, people.) 8. Kristin Cavallari The Hills star is expecting baby number two and showing off sexy selfies while she’s at it! 9. Adriana Lima This Angel walked the Victoria’s Secret runway 8 weeks after giving birth… 10. Heidi Klum Once nicknamed “The Body,” Heidi’s still working that title to the fullest today! 11. Kim Kardashian North’s mama has got some of the hottest curves in the biz 12. Jenna Dewan-Tatum The gorgeous Mrs. Channing Tatum showed off her baby bump while pregnant with daughter Everly. 13. Miranda Kerr This awesome Aussie is one of today’s most in-demand faces. 14. Penelope Cruz This sultry Spanish star is a mommy of two. 15. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 16. Britney Spears Britney Spears is still a smokin’ hot mother of two. We’ll just try to forget that this dude is the father. 17. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson had two kids in like a year! 18. Reese Witherspoon The 37-year-old Oscar winner has three kids: Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese (with Ryan Phillippe) and Tennessee James (with current hubby Jim Toth). 19. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 20. Kate Middleton Kate Middleton has made motherhood look easy – and royally, naturally beautiful – from the day she gave birth to the future King. 21. Jennifer Lopez The ageless Jennifer Lopez is the proud parent of twins. 22. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 23. Jennifer Garner About as normal-seeming, and committed to being a mom, as any A-list star ever was. Who doesn’t love Jen?!
On the same weekend that Lauren Conrad got engaged to William Tell, her ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler has one-upped her by marrying Ashley Stack! The former Laguna Beach star married the model Saturday. The couple wed in front of family and friends at the Calamigos Ranch in Malibu, Calif. After proposing to Slack last November, Jason Wahler , 26, made it official on Instagram, sharing a picture of his then fiancee’s big diamond sparkler. J-Dubs’ caption? A simple, declarative “Love you babe!” Wahler, who had been previously engaged to USC tennis star Katja Decker-Sadowski, is likely best known as Lauren Conrad’s first serious boyfriend. He also drank a lot and got arrested a ton in his heyday. Glad that’s behind him. Congrats to the happy couple on the big wedding news , and to LC and William in what is a banner weekend for Hills alumni!
My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Tonight’s Mad Men was another episode mostly about the differences between Pete and Don. This season has really been hitting those differences hard on the noggin, so something is bound to happen to resolve that tension. ” A Tale of Two Cities ” is played out over a backdrop of the Chicago riots at the 1968 Democratic Convention. Mad Men has been employing this tactic – using real-life political unrest to highlight the uncertainty and turbulence in the characters’ lives – very heavily all season. So what exactly is the personal uncertainty and turbulence? Well, it’s plentiful. While Don packs up to head to California with Roger and Harry, the unwavering instability of the new company continues. Joan scores an accidental meeting with a man at Avon, Ginsberg lashes out against Jim Cutler, and Bob continues his creepy quest for relevance. While she thinks she was on a date, Joan ends up being in a position to pitch the company to a potential client. Hoping to land Avon herself, she is reluctant to go to Ted with the news. When Peggy insists she do just that, Ted hands the account over to Pete. The one man most critical of Joan’s position with the company, and how she got there. Joan ends up going behind Pete’s back to hold the meeting without him. Just one more notch on the Screw Pete Belt. Of course this enrages Pete, who takes it to Ted. While Ted seems concerned about the situation, Pete’s insistence that if people like Joan are going to start handling meetings like Avon, well then, Pete’s job will become obsolete, ends up being accidentally hilarious. Peggy helps Joan out by faking a phone call from Avon, and Ted dismisses the issue. Poor Pete. He tries so hard, but he is so absolutely doomed. Meanwhile, Don’s lack of effort or concern is on full display in the Golden State. The trio’s meeting with Sunkist does not go well, but they don’t seem to mind. They hit a party “in the Hills” and forget the whole thing. While there, Don gets sucked into smoking hash by a pretty young lady (anything for a pretty young lady), causing hallucinations of Megan, who gives him permission to cheat, and tells him she quit her job, and that she’s pregnant. Looks like Donny Boy resents Megan’s miscarriage. Don wakes up form the hallucination being resuscitated by Roger, after having fallen into the pool. The whole trip ends up being just another careless playdate for Don and Roger. They arrive back to the office to a midst a giant sea change. Ginsburg more or less lost the Manischwitz account, Chevy is moving forward with SCDPCGC, and Cutler has put Bob on the account, and Pete is livid about Joan’s insubordination. But Don simply couldn’t care less. He simply fixes himself a drink. Don is so unencumbered by concern for his job or the company that when Ted and Cutler suggest a name for the Company that excludes him (along with themselves and Pete), he instantly says fine. Welcome to Sterling Cooper & Partners. This scene so perfectly spells out how the ship goes down. Don will be to drunk to even notice. He’ll drift slowly into his watery grave. Pete will be panicking. He’ll be kicking and screaming and treading water for days, until a shark bites his legs off and he bleeds out. Of course, that may all change with the final image of A Tale of Two Cities , as Pete sits down and takes a couple puffs of pot. Will this really be a “drugs turn the uptight guy into a hippie” story? Let’s hope not. OTHER NOTES: What is the deal with Bob? He continues to be as mysterious as all get out. He seems like a guy who just wandered in one day and nobody noticed he hadn’t always been there. The season’s progression seems to suggest that Bob may soon trump Pete at SC&P, and that he’s got a lot of skeletons in his closet. Ginsberg is such a great character. He’s both complex and instantly gratifying all at once, and with not all that much screen time. That’s rare for a supporting character. His meltdown this week was really great. It was cool to see two women taking a meeting, something that never would have happened when the show started.
After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, beautiful brunette Desiree Hartsock is back and looking for love. And a best friend to share life with her. And probably a little fame, too. (If this doesn’t pan out, maybe she has a career as a rap artist ?) But hey, with 25 handsome and successful men flying in from all over for the chance to drink a lot of booze, spill some man tears, start some drama, all in the quest to win her hand, can we really blame her? Tonight she’ll meet the men of The Bachelorette Season 9 and narrow the playing field down to 19 contenders. Of course, if you don’t want to wait, feel free to skip ahead and read The Bachelorette spoilers to learn the identities of Desiree’s Final Four. The rest of us will be here watching what is sure to be two parts train wreck and one part treat. Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the extravagance of the house she’ll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is quite the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that? Sadness. We get to relive the tearful end of her relationship with Sean Lowe. Minus 10 . To help ease the pain of that breakup, The Bachelorette producers got her a Bentley. A. Bentley. Powder blue. She says she feels like she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be. After Desiree goes roller skating in a bikini top through Malibu, she sits down with Chris Harrison where she calls herself Cinderella no less than 3 times. She wants someone who can communicate how he feels. That means man tears, right? She vows to kiss the guy if she feels like kissing the guy. GIRL POWER! Plus 8 . She’s ready to weed out the men from the boys. So are we. Can we get to that now please? (Sure we can. After Desiree says the words “this is a fairy tale” a zillion times.) So, Chris Harrison introduces himself and the show right now at the 23 minute mark like we don’t already know what’s going on here. That will not ever cease to be not weird. Hooray! We’re meeting some of the men! Bryden is from Montana. He’s an Iraq war veteran who realized on his tour that he’s ready to find a best friend he can share his life with. He’s loyal, protective, sensitive, and plans to win her heart. Plus 2. Will is a banker from Chicago who practices Bikram Yoga. And high fives random people on the streets. Nick R. is also from Chicago.. In addition to being a tailor, he’s a magician. Drew is 27 and he’s in digital marketing, which means he does something with computers. Zak is from Texas. The middle of nowhere in Texas. He works in oil and gas and finds creative ways to entertain himself on his 15 acres. And one of those ways is by going nude. Plus 12 . Robert invented sign spinning. He and his buddies just had an idea one day 8 years ago and created a new style of advertising. And he rides a skateboard. He’s this season’s Jef with one F. Mike R is British without an accent. His family has the accent but he ditched it. Since Desiree’s big on the Cinderella, he should maybe pick that back up. Brandon is an adrenaline junkie. Not sure how he makes money wakeboarding, but okay. Adrenaline junkie. He was raised by his grandparents after his parents divorced. He believes in the power of positive thinking. Desiree has arrived at the rendezvous spot and she’s ready to meet her “husband.” I hope she knows the track record of the Bachelorettes who’ve come before her. Drew the digital marketer is the first out of the limo. He’s too nervous to introduce himself. Brooks from Salt Lake City is the next out. He also forgets to introduce himself but demands a second hug. Brad the accountant remembers his own name and brings a wishbone as a callback to Desiree’s wish-making with Sean. She wins the wish. Bryden’s hoping that Sean’s loss is his gain. Michael G. is a Federal Prosecutor. He’s going into the fountain to try and find her penny so she can have a do-over on her wish from last year. The second limo arrives and Kasey climbs out. He works in social media and came up with his own hashtags: #marriagematerial and #letthejourneybegin. Minus 47 for the hashtags. Will the yoga guy tells her she has the presence of a goddess and nicknames her Athena. Since she’s the goddess of war, he maybe should have gone with Aphrodite. Mikey T is a plumber with a close family. He’s an older brother so he understands her relationship with her brother. The relationship that sort of cost her Sean last season. Jonathan goes bold and hands her a key to his own Fantasy Suite. Desiree is not amused. At all. Zak shows up without his shirt and asks if Desiree will accept his abs. (She’d be a fool not to accept his abs.) Plus 8 . James believes that loyalty is love and tells her that if they get married, he’s going to get fat and old but they’ll still be together. Larry is an ER doctor who loves to dance. He tries to dip her and her shoe gets caught on her dress. Awkward. Nick the magician brings her a paper rose which he lights on fire and turns into a white rose. Zack K . is a book publisher who rocks the Chucks with his tux. Those elicit a compliment from Des. Diogo is here to be her knight in shining armor. Quite literally. Someone get that man an oil can and a turkey leg. Minus 7 . So far the guys have brought their cheesy A-games. But there are still 10 more to meet. Chris is a mortgage broker who gets down on one knee and asks….to tie his shoe. Then says he wants to get off on the right foot. Ha. Ha. Mike R., the dental student, wore his white coat so he could be Desiree’s McDreamy. Or McSteamy. Whichever. It’s not like he knew the difference. Robert ‘s not much of a tie guy, so he takes his off upon saying hello. Juan Pablo is a Venezuelan soccer player. And Desiree can’t even seem to say his name. That relationship is doomed. But he did bring her chocolate, so at least that’s one language they both speak. Brandon rides up on his motorcycle and Desiree asks to go for a ride. On his bike. Ahem. Plus 7. Brian wears a soft jacket. Micah wears a suit he designed himself. It pales in comparison to Desiree’s stunning red number from her own introduction. Pales. Nick wrote a poem: “Des, after watching you at the end of last season/I know I’m here for the right reason./The way you showed such genuine emotion/Made my heart flutter like waves in the ocean.” And we stopped listening and tried not to barf. Minus 4 Dan says he’s happy to meet Desiree three times in 10 seconds. The final guy of the night, Ben brings his son Brody to meet Desiree. And then sends him back to grandma where he wins the hearts of America on the way back to the limo by asking if he did everything and wishing he could go to the party with his Dad. Heart. Melted. Plus 45 . All the men are in the house! Desiree’s ready to get to know them. Chris Harrison tells her she doesn’t have to wait until the ceremony to start passing out roses. If Sean can do it, so can she. Kasey has another hashtag: #IWantARose. You and 18 other dudes, dude. With a little trick up his sleeve, Nick R. makes Des disappear for about 5 minutes and steals her away for the first one-on-one conversation. Like her, he’s in the custom clothing industry. So, common ground for the two of them. Brandon cuts in and asks Nick R. to disappear for 5 minutes. Minus 3 . He tells her that he flipped a coin to decide whether he should take a shot at going on The Bachelorette or to his birthday party with his grandparents. Here he is. He gives the coin to Des and tells her to give it to his mom on their hometown date. The guys take turns butting in and stealing Des away. Ben steals her and talks about his son. He’s never been married and has a kid with his best friend. He loves to camp and so does Des. He gets the first rose of the night. After getting the first rose, Ben starts dishing out advice to the other guys which the other guys do not appreciate. Haters gonna hate. The other guys start game-planning to get the roses. Diogo wears his helmet and someone does a little dance for her. Zak says he has to do something to get her attention as if the fact that he’s been shirtless all night hasn’t been enough. So in addition to being shirtless, he takes off his pants and jumps in the pool. Wonder where she’ll pin the rose now? While he’s swimming, the other guys whisk her away and Zak freezes. His stunt, or stripping down to his skivvies, earned him the second rose! Bryden ’s best friend is his dog. He plays the kid card, too, and tells the story of an Iraqi boy he befriended while overseas. He gets the third rose of the night. Juan Pablo’ s accent prevents Desiree from hearing or understanding anything else. He shows her some soccer moves and then starts a scrimmage with the other guys. The other guys who are growing increasingly more frustrated that they don’t have roses. The guys get more and more antsy as Drew steals her away for a chat. With her boobs. Minus 6 . She notices him looking at places other than her face and calls him on it. Then she gives him a rose. Larry laments his failed attempt to dip Desiree . He’s incredibly drunk. So drunk his face doesn’t move when he talks and he takes his glasses off and puts them back on and takes them off again. So drunk. Minus 4 . Jonathan calls himself “the guy who does bold things” and plans to plant one on her in his own version of the Fantasy Suite. He does some one-legged push-ups to prepare. He tells her his Fantasy Suite comment was a joke she didn’t get. She’s doing her best to get away from him and he just won’t let her leave. She’s not buying it. But hey, his mom says he’s good looking. Des should totally go for that! He pulls a Vicki Gunvalson and talks about his empty love tank. And I make a dirty joke in my head about his empty love tank and all that time he’s been spending alone in the Fantasy Suite. Kasey has another hashtag, and this one works. #FantasySuiteFail . Plus 13 . Desiree asks Jonathan to leave immediately. No rose ceremony for him. Plus 15 . Chris Harrison swoops in and swipes the tray of remaining roses. The rest will be handed out at the Rose Ceremony. Which is happening right now. The lucky guys receiving roses during the ceremony are: Brandon Zack K. Will Brooks Juan Pablo Brad Kasey James Robert Brian Dan Chris Mikey Joining the above 13 are: Ben Zak Michael Drew Nick Bryden Larry ‘s still upset about his failed attempt at dipping Des and Nick the magician doesn’t understand how his tricks didn’t work. Diogo has an “explosion of love and feelings” to share with someone. Just not Desiree. If the previews are any indication, get ready for a wild, tear-filled trip around the world as the bachelors attempt to woo Desiree Hartsock! EPISODE TOTAL: +34 SEASON TOTAL: +34
If it ain’t one thing, it’s muhfuggin’ other… Chris Brown Twitter Rants About Neighbor’s Street Art Complaints Via AP Chris Brown’s attorney is slamming neighbors who are demanding the star remove street art-style murals from his Hollywood Hills home. Neighbors claim the monsters are scaring neighborhood kids and ruining the hillside aesthetic of the area below Lake Hollywood. “There are lots of babies, lots of children, and they’re literally frightened. It’s like devils on the wall — big scary eyes and big scary teeth, and just the whole vibe is not what we’re used to,” said Patti Negri, president of the Hollywood Dell Civic Assn. The above was Chris’ twitter response to Patti’s comment. Responding to complaints about the monster art, L.A. city code officials cited Brown for unpermitted and excessive signage and ordered him to remove the art within 30 days. He also faces fines that start at $376 but could rise significantly if he fails to comply. Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, said the musician is not backing down. He says it’s the neighbors who are harassing Brown. “I’m scared of neighborhood busybodies like this,” Geragos said. “They’ve called animal control. They have sicced parking [enforcement] on him, and now they reached the heights of ridiculousness here. Shame on them.” Geragos said the city can expect a legal fight over Brown’s personal artwork, which unwittingly thrust him into one of L.A.’s longest-running civic debates. Although the city has a reputation for being the street mural capital of the world, much of that artwork has been done illicitly. City ordinances make it illegal to create murals on the vast majority of private properties. “They are trying to suspend the 1st Amendment,” Geragos said. In another moment of open rebellion Chris stated: In their best Rihanna accent we’re sure Chris’ neighbors are probably thinking: “Phuck yo’ artwork!!!” Image via LATimes/Twitter
Women Left At The Altar Weddings are stressful. Guys try to make it work, but sometimes the cold feet take over and they head for the hills. That means they leave these poor women sitting at the altar wondering what went wrong. So grab a Kleenex for these women who got dumped right before their weddings.
Women Left At The Altar Weddings are stressful. Guys try to make it work, but sometimes the cold feet take over and they head for the hills. That means they leave these poor women sitting at the altar wondering what went wrong. So grab a Kleenex for these women who got dumped right before their weddings.
