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Solveig Mork Hansen for Bryce Thomspon of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Solveig Mork Hansen is a Danish model…that I would like to eat for breakfast…like most Danishes…because I am fat…and because she looks like a tasty…but probably isn’t…because she’s a model and probably fucks rich disgusting men because she doesn’t like paying rent…. There’s a valuable lesson in this and that is that if you are a no name, young and busty enough tall girl with an immigrant name, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love it…because naked girls are the best…even when they are not nude… The post Solveig Mork Hansen for Bryce Thomspon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Claire Danes So Called Cleavage of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Claire Danes has so called titties at some event for those of weirdos who watched My So Called life in the 90s, and I assume it was all of you, because the average age here is pervert 46 year old, because I am the only one here…I am all of us… That said, I didn’t find the 90s girl in the ill fitting clothing, hot, it reminds me of horrible time in sex appeal…and Claire Danes and her whining about Jared Leto wasn’t hot to me…but the 90s is back and all these sluts, the instagram whores are pulling that 90s jam, dressing 90s, while being far sluttier than 90s girls who were the worst, making the 90s resurgence involve more 18 year old orgies than my 18 year olds orgies…that didn’t exist…like Claire Danes and her so called tits… You like how I rounded that one out…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes So Called Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilie Payet by Laurie Lou Tits of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush because of France to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile, the kin of Fertile I would like to make babies inside, but instead I’d rather just cum on her bush, not that you can see her bush, you just have to believe it is there – imagine with me – it’s called france…. because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this..and because I have a Bush fetish and always have.. Emilie Payet…is lovely…and the nice thing about lovely french girls is their ability to be a trooper and make you cum on the first encounter – they believe in romance and I believe in this. The post Emilie Payet by Laurie Lou Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Halpin Tits of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but she is showing tits… Sure, she looks like every single other model on instagram, which from my experience is everyone – because the number of instagram followers is all that matters and is what makes a model an actual model… Whether she’s a legit model, whatever that means, modling is dumb…or some self promoting whore whoring herself tits out like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, or the ability to get them work….she’s still showing tit…and that’s what matters… This is the dream of today, the summer job, the hobby, the everything…from poor to rich, fat to thin…all girls everywhere try to exist amongst each other despite being saturated…I am committed to look at the tit.. The post Joanna Halpin Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter is fat. I don’t care how many strategic angles she poses from for her creepy fans who have been jerking off to her since she was 5 and on TV, that’s just how creeps work…I can tell where there are big tits – theer is a sloppy ass – and the chances of this one being any different is a one in a million chance that photoshop may make us think happened – but that reality definitely didn’t… I’ll still check it out there – seeing famous people do the instagram model is just so fucking odd to me….but it’s happening everywhere around us. The post Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie…. If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas… This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18… I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity… She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst for Love & Lemons Summer of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love & Lemons is killing it… Cheesy instgram coloring and light flares…but the bitches they use are fucking hot..and in lingerie…cheesy…and it’s still tame and commercial, Christian friendly, and even dull, but it’s close to erotic with a hot chick half naked and that’s good to me….I require very little to consider something relevant… I don’t know why they would use a Victoria’s Secret model, to help promote Victoria’s Secret, because I guess Victoria’s Secret destroys all lingerie brands and probably finances this brand but they’d never tell you that…the instagram models buy this specifically because it is not Victoria’s Secret… There are thousands of hot girls that are Marloes Horst – VS MODEL…why!!??? Sure, she’s great, she looks good half naked, she’s been trained by the best to do this precise stand around half naked thing, but she’s probably expensive as fuck, when so many other girls could pull it off – it’s not like this requires any real skill.. Either way, these are the pics to showcase why Love & Lemons is the most popular lingerie brand on social media…killin’ it…but not themselves… The post Marloes Horst for Love & Lemons Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez on Set of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard. Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money…. Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits…. The post Selena Gomez on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret does bikinis…and I’ve heard they are planning a summer season infomercial / fashion show…like their december lingerie one…to increase bikini sales…for the morons that are all of us…who pay attention to their brand like it is anything more than a sweatshop running, taking jobs away from Americans, ripping off Americans, with product they don’t even design but just repackage from asia, while overpaying these sluts, giving them egos as they make other girls feel inadequate about themselves because they aren’t VS models, forcing them to try harder all for nonsense… Well, this is their catalog…featuring old lady Elsa Hosk, Lais Ribeiro, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Josephine Skriver and at least the styling, or creative direction is more interesting that it used to be… Finally looking at the instagram models and saying “oh, we can do this fake artist shit too, people love it”… And here it is… The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one… I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself… She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was… Here’s the instagram video… A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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