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Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists… From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source…. She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is KATEE LIFE … She’s a cam girl, at MY FREE CAMS so there are probably a lot of pics and videos of her floating around… But my pervert friend over at HOLLYWOODTUNA sent me this….and I was blown the fuck away… Now I am not a breast man, I mean I love tits – because everyone loves tits…but these are from another fucking planet…I am assuming a very magical and amazing planet I don’t deserve to ever visit, but don’t need to be Katee has managed to embrace her talent and share it with the world… It would be a real fucking tragedy if she worked at walmart or had a breast reduction like so many big tits before her – when clearly this is exactly what she needs to be doing. I’m in love…at least I think this is what love is…

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Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around… She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s… Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

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Karlie Kloss Yoga Pose for Taylor Swift of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if this is the pose she goes in whenever Taylor Swift, the girl who “owns” her, is around, because Taylor Swift, being the powerful tycoon that she is, will allow other girls around her – as long as they are on their fucking heads…so that only the Queen Taylor can be upright…you know…in some egotistical, crazy rich celebrity, bow down for more me in Downward Dog because Yoga is so cute and trendy, kind of way… Or maybe this is her training for the marathon oral sex sessions she has with Taylor Swift, you know this is her getting mind and body spiritually ready for their tantric experience… Or maybe, this is the position Taylor Swift puts her in before they fist…and scissor…fist..and scissor….fist…and scissor.. Or maybe, she’s just doing the instagram Yoga Pose – so many girls do… Either way, it’s not sexy….

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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Emily Palos by Dana Pennington of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Palos is some up and coming model, I’ve never really heard of her, but apparently I am following her on instagram. I guess I am pretty good at creeping on new talent, finding the hot half naked girls before they really blow the fuck up…You know the amazing girls pushing the boundaries of the instagram terms and conditions with professionally shot pic after pic…getting themselves inst-famous, and thus being seen as insta-relevant, eventually making insta-money….before insta-blocking me for my insta-comments… Being relevant to the brands and people with the money starts with how many followers you have, and as long as this girl is posing like this, I’ll follow her pretty much anywhere, whether it is a dark alley, home after seeing her in the club, or off a cliff to my death…I get sucked into ass like that… This shoot is for C-HEADS and I dig it…she’s pretty amazing.

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Rockey Barnes in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rockey Barnes . She’s an instagram model, that due to her instagram success, has managed to become a signed model, because modelling agencies are more into these instagram models than real models, because they are more affordable and have a fan base… Let’s face it, modelling is a joke, you just have to be decent enough looking, and it requires little to no effort to do… As long as you’re not fat, have some good instagram filters, you’re set and you can book jobs…and be the model you always wanted to be…even though you’re only 5 foot 3. I guess theoretically these models sell more bikinis than an actual model who you would get at the instagram model price of “Free trip to a tropical place and a hotel room”…. It’s the discount bargain basement of models…and I like it..because it’s a bit more grounded, desperate and lovely… That said, I heard she’s married…which kind of makes me hate looking at bikini pics of her… I’ve also emailed her 30 times and she never answers me. I hate her for that…. Pictures are by JCK PHOTO

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Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Elle Macpherson’s 100 Year Old Bikini Body of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THese pictures are old…not nearly as old as Elle Macpherson…but at least a few days old. I think I already posted them…or linked to them…but I am just so blown away that an ex model can look like this at whatever age this girl is…I just know that I’ve been jerking off to her since the late 80s and that’s a fucking long time ago…I mean I don’t even jerk off to girls born in the late 80s anymore..let alone someone in her 20s in the late 80s… I mean I guess she just represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit to make her a model… IT’s like it didn’t matter if she was cool, or relevant, or anything when she hit…she just had to knock down doors and make people want to work with her based on her personality now star power…you know the kind of model they made famous and not that butt pics on instagram made famous… I think she represents all that is good in the world…or all that was good – in a pre-internet era…and now she’s preserved herself…I don’t know how…but whatever she did – is good…so good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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