Tag Archives: the-internet

Kat Dennings Sharing a Strawberry of the Day

Chubby Kat Dennings is showing off her lesbian romance, because everyone is a lesbian these days, I blame the hormones in the food, and hardcore porn for turning girls off of dick, not that I care if girls are lesbians anymore, because lesbians today are actually a lot more fun than lesbians of the past, when being a lesbian was frowned upon and not seen as some awesome alternative lifestyle, where girls can talk about eating pussy with dudes and then collectively go gang bang a chick… What is comes down to is that almost everyone eats pussy. It’s just a different era in sex and sexuality, where Lesbianism is hardly as militant, sure they still like hardware stores but the are hardly as angry… even if they hate me, I don’t hate all of them…I just hate that they don’t believe my little penis is actually a clit…it makes eating them out a pain in the ass… All this to say, I prefer when she was releasing nudes to the internet for attention…not sharing strawberries…so homo.

Here is the original post:
Kat Dennings Sharing a Strawberry of the Day

Ashley Greene on a Trapeze of the Day

A week ago – Ashley Greene posted these picture of her on a trapeze, and apparently, the world was able to go on. I know, surprising, you’d think she’d have the star power to shut down the internet, but only 9,000 people liked the shit, I guess making her pretty obsolete…which I guess is a life lesson to all of you girls aspiring to whore yourself into fame…sure a bit part on a huge franchise is good for your bank account, and a fake relationship where you pretend to be a virgin with a Jonas brother is a good way to maintain that audience…you know keep them engaged…but the second it is all over…it is over…because people have no attention span, fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just knows how to strategically fuck, despite her “Promise Ring” she pretended to once have…when the only promise she made was to take it on the face if she got the part… If you want to see Ashley Greene Paid By Target to Shop at Target…it’s a fetish to at least one person CLICK HERE

Read the original post:
Ashley Greene on a Trapeze of the Day

Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing. I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t.. I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did… It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

Continued here:
Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

One solid way to make a low level actor’s bikini pic seem really unimportant is to watch her SEX SCENE FROM TV …because it is a sex scene…and not a girl in a bikini.. That’s something I’ll never really understand when it comes to the internet, it’s like why do I care if a girl is in her bikini, if I can just google her vag…Not that Emmy Rossum Vag is a Vag I’d google, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pic doesn’t matter..

Go here to read the rest:
Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

Read more here:
50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE

Originally posted here:
Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE

Read the original post:
Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Did NeNe Leakes Get Cut From “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Continued here:

While NeNe Leakes is running around town talking about who shouldn’t return to “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” she needs to make sure she’s secured…

Did NeNe Leakes Get Cut From “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Twitter Reacts To Solange And Jay Z Fight

View original post here:

Man, the internet was never the same after we saw the footage of Solange mollywhopping Jay Z. We really never thought we’d see the day!…

Twitter Reacts To Solange And Jay Z Fight

Emma Stone Crushed Jimmy Fallon In A Lip-Synch Off Last Night

Emma Stone crushed veteran lip-syncher Jimmy Fallon on the stage of The Tonight Show. Watch the video now!

More here:
Emma Stone Crushed Jimmy Fallon In A Lip-Synch Off Last Night