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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Tennis of the Day

In my life as a pervert, I don’t think I have ever seen a girl wearing a bikini while she plays tennis and I have definitely never seen a bitch wearing high heeled shoes while she plays tennis, and the only explanation I have for this is that this is the big reveal because she feels good about herself cuz her boyfriend’s been fuckin’ her proper and she isn’t as sloppy as she used to be so why not let the tabloids write about you, but she doesn’t feel quite good enough to wear running shoes, because they don’t make your legs look long and luxurious like heels do and the whole thing is a pretty desperate cry for attention, while her stomach is clearly making a desperate cry for an ab workout.

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Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

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Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Kellie Pickler Bikini Hotness

I’m still not sure what the point of Twitter is but right now I’m glad it exists. Here are a couple of pics that Kellie Pickler took of herself in a bikini on the beach from her Twitter page

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Madonna's Biceps Photos : Madonna's Arms Pictures : Madonna's …

madonnas- biceps -photos- madonna’s -arms-pictures-madonnas-photos- Madonna’s Biceps Photos, Madonna’s Arms Pictures, Madonna’s Photos and Gallery below. On Sunday, in London, Pop idol Madonna reportedly shocked people as she showed her …

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Madonna biceps: Madonna photos, pictures are yucky! | The Composed …

That’s the first word I uttered upon seeing photos/pictures of Madonna’s biceps . Yes, the pop star is already 50 years old, but there are so many people out there of her age who look terrific. Madonna’s photo shows she lacks body fat …

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Madonna Biceps: Healthy or Freaky? (PHOTO) | Blippitt

Madonna , who has just turned 51…well, we’re just not sure about Madonna . A photo has made its way on to the internet that shows a health-nut gone extreme.

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Dita Von Teese Does Bar Mitzvah Appearances of the Day

I am not sure what rich person private party these pictures are from, but based on how relevant aging goth chicks who were once in Playboy after becoming famous on the internet for doing lesbian porn, back when the internet was just starting out and there was limited girls willing to get naked and hide the fact that they are whores behind some lost art of “striptease” and instead of accepting that they are nothing but worthless sluts, pretend they are performing artists, it wasn’t anything too high profile. Her internet scam bigger than the nigeria shit, helped secure a decent fan base of dudes waiting to see her pussy, before getting scooped up by the mainstream, becoming the face of burlesque, in a time when burlesque suddenly became popular, leaving her the person fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs aspire to be, and leaving me confused why people care about some bullshit rip off burlesque show, all while securing her with big live shows at actual theaters and not in back alleys where she belongs, making her rich from selling her body, and leaving me really unsure how this all played out, mainly because she’s totally unattractive.

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Spandex Leggings: What’s Next? (This is Next)

By Now Spandex of all types, patterns and colors are obviously a standard in dress today. And you may be thinking that this trend has reached peak hip-ness. Here is proof that what may seem passe actually is not.

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Spandex Leggings: What’s Next? (This is Next)

Animals Are Cooler than people. Horses cooler than most.

Very cool animals (such as the owl) have been nudging their way into the frame of so many point and shoot photos!  There is an inverse law of hipness that some of you might not be aware of:  As technology increases the hipper animals get.  As the internet becomes bigger what will we search for with our outer-net

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