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Izabel Goulart, Sara Sampaio and Marloes Horst Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is… Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…

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Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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How to Make the Most of Your Film Studies Degree

“[I]f I had to stand up in front of students and justify the real-world utility of a Film Studies major, I’d say, “OK, maybe if you want to be in the industry you can bust your ass and end up as an assistant in the marketing department for Pixar. Maybe you’ll even get health insurance. But we’re moving into a service economy, and most of you will end up working at Wal-Mart, and the way that Film Studies will be useful to you will be when you try to pick up someone in a bar, you’ll have something to talk about, because everybody likes to talk about movies.” Your move, Gary Ross . [ Vetoxa via Looker ]

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Animal Planet Rebrand

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Animal Planet Rebrand from double g studios on Vimeo. For your amusement, here is the marketing doublespeak explaining the design: Discovery Channel invited Double G Studios to refresh it’s channel Animal Planet. Coinciding with the launch of the HD simulcast for Animal Planet, the refresh of the on-air look is intended to give the brand Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : The Big Picture Discovery Date : 17/03/2012 23:05 Number of articles : 2

Animal Planet Rebrand

Candice Swanepoel Topless Lingerie Party

I guess now that Xmas and New Year’s are behind us, the marketing team over at Victoria’s Secret needs to kick start it’s campaign to get dudes to spend even more money on useless crap their girlfriends don’t need. Here’s the always incredible Candice Swanepoel showing off her hotness in a bunch of sexy little Valentine’s Day underwear combinations. My brain is saying this is just an annoying marketing ploy, but my throbbing erection is saying otherwise. Hot.

226 Seconds of Bliss: Get Lost in the New, Extended Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Trailer

We’ve gone back and forth on the marketing for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo , from parsing its initial, pseudo-bootlegged trailer to trawling its mysterious Tumblr to breaking down both NSFW and maybe too-SFW images to spending eight early minutes with David Fincher’s adaptation of the international bestseller. In a nutshell, it looks good! And today’s new, extended trailer looks even better.

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Selena Gomez for Elle Mexico of the Day

Selena Gomez is not your everyday sex offender, and for that, we need to celebrat her, because you see if she had a penis, and Beiber had a beaver, and didn’t just act like he did, she’d be locked up and on some sex offender list….but luckily as a rich person, who can play this off like the marketing collab that helps everyone’s brand making them all tons of money and making us the idiots writing/talking or even knowing they exist… She was in Elle Mexico, something all sex offenders should experience and be celebrated for their hard work being some of the sickest people in the world….and she looked fucking good.

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Selena Gomez for Elle Mexico of the Day

Check Out Vintage Captain America Poster From Olly Moss

Helicopters Are No Match for Primates in the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer

Now that they’ve finally decided on a title , 20th Century Fox has kicked the marketing machine for Rise of the Planet of the Apes into high gear, first with a whopping four-second look at the apes, then with a more in-depth look at the special effects entailed in bringing a bunch of rampaging monkeys to life. Now, here’s the full trailer, which has a surprisingly tense and low-key feel to it… well, until that ape attacks the helicopter.

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Helicopters Are No Match for Primates in the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer

Why Did The Hangover Part II Trailer Get Pulled From Theaters?

While discussing the underwhelming first trailer for The Hangover Part II recently, director Todd Phillips bemoaned the fact that he couldn’t reveal all the good stuff in the marketing . “[T]he truth is, we’re constrained by the fact that we’re R-rated, so you can’t give — even the trailer you just saw, that’s a PG-13 trailer, so by the nature of the movie, we’re holding so much stuff back just because you can’t show it.” Maybe he should have held back even more? At least according to the MPAA.

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