Somebody get me on the phone with a Florida realtor stat, because here’s Joanna Krupa going topless poolside at her Miami Beach house, which makes her pretty much my ideal neighbor. How the paparazzi got these pictures though, I have no idea. I guess Joanna must have invited them. I hope she invites me next time. I’ll even bring over snacks. Anyway, sorry I couldn’t put the full topless pics up, but we’ve all seen Joanna’s amazing body naked many times, so you’ll just have to use your photographic memory to fill in the blank. And if you don’t have one, luckily, Google does. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I don’t know much about Sarah Shahi , I don’t think I’ve done a post on her in a long while, but after these pictures, I’m thinking that’s going to change. See, I’m automatically a big fan of any chick willing to do high leg kicks for the paparazzi, especially when they’re wearing a bikini. It shows me three things: that Sarah’s got a solid bikini body, she’s flexible, and she’s not shy in front of the cameras. And those just happen to be three major requirements to get more face time on this site. The fourth and fifth are giant funbags and a willingness to hook up with a blogger, but hey, three out of five ain’t bad. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Forget what he thinks of Kim Kardashian , Kanye West is awesome. Earlier this week, the rapper dedicated a song to his baby mama during a concert in New York City, while also taking time to rant against the paparazzi and declare that he isn’t any kind of real celebrity. He also went off on the question of whether he would perform a sketch on tomorrow night’s Saturday Night Live season finale to “humanize” himself. The short answer? Probably not. “I ain’t here to apologize to no mother—-ers, man,” he says in the following video. “It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back? Or maybe I was demonized. Or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that kind of situation.” Watch the diatribe in all its hilarious glory now: Kanye West SNL Rant
I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to….. Miranda Kerr…. Jessica Alba…. Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK…. There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst… So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up. To See The Rest of the Pics Shot by the Paparazzi FOLLOW THIS LINK
It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business….. This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it… Titties…. TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In case you needed any more convincing that Vine is stupid, here you go. Because this is what you get: a really “funny” six-second video of an angry Hayden Panettiere on her period. Just great. So keep up the good work, guys. I see a bright future for you making awful Internet videos that nobody will watch. Your family must be so proud. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup
In case you needed any more convincing that Vine is stupid, here you go. Because this is what you get: a really “funny” six-second video of an angry Hayden Panettiere on her period. Just great. So keep up the good work, guys. I see a bright future for you making awful Internet videos that nobody will watch. Your family must be so proud. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup
Here’s my new favorite Spring Breaker Ashley Benson pulling one of my least favorite moves — the patented Amanda Bynes bag in front of the face . It’s just so stupid. I mean, sure, it gives us a peek at Ashley’s bra from the side, but if she was smart, Ashley would have pulled her shirt up to cover her face from the paparazzi instead. Now that would’ve been worth taking a picture of. » view all 31 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s my new favorite Spring Breaker Ashley Benson pulling one of my least favorite moves — the patented Amanda Bynes bag in front of the face . It’s just so stupid. I mean, sure, it gives us a peek at Ashley’s bra from the side, but if she was smart, Ashley would have pulled her shirt up to cover her face from the paparazzi instead. Now that would’ve been worth taking a picture of. » view all 31 photos Photos: WENN.com
Vice Magazine owes me money. Before they sold to MTV to bankroll their media/news company, they were a hipster magazine that was available free in every trendy store across North America that could lie to advertisers about their relevance and reach, because magazines don’t have Google Analytics. When people stopped giving a fuck about magazines, they hit the internet and were trying to figure shit out, and in doing that would buy traffic from me, only they didn’t pay me the last few months. Which makes me mad. Because I need every dollar I can get. Since I am not running with 100,000,000 dollars from MTV. So every time I see them on HBO, even if deep down, what they are doing, is probably needed in a society filled with idiots who watch CNN and believe what they are told. I yell at the TV. I mean Gonzo, first hand journalism and misadventures challenging what’s going on in the world is nothing genius, but at least someone is doing it with corporate money, it’s better that MTV finances this than Jersey Shore. It turns out they are also doing fashion shoots with hipster chicks with corporate money, money they didn’t pay, making me feel like in a way I fucking financed this shoot, executive producer this shit. So that’s why I am posting it. If you care, they were shot by an ex-instagram follower of mine….the break-up was devastating. But the good news is his pics look like they were shot on instagram. All this to say, I like hot hipsters, even if I hate who they work for and what they represent all owned by MTV and shit.
