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Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me. The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed…. So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Corey Feldman, Kim Lee spotted at Greystone Manor Supperclub

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Corey Feldman, Kim Lee spotted at Greystone Manor Supperclub and the celebrities stopped to chat with the paparazzi s they left! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Corey Feldman, Kim Lee spotted at Greystone Manor Supperclub

Lana Del Lips Fucking Sucks of the Day

Here’s lie of a celebrity/talent/artist…whoc is totally fabricated for the internet getting swarmed by fans outside Kimmel…cuz people love meeting people other people seemingly care about…without trying to figure out whether they care about them or not…. I accidentally saw Lana Del Lip on Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out that she fucking sucks….here’s the clip… What was a heavily produced studio song that got her 100,000,000 views on Youtube and that made the media think she was relevant…without actually evaluating her actual talent….does not translate to live performances…she’s fucking boring…she’s practically talking and struggling with it…. That numb fake lip needs to be where it belongs…getting slammed by black cock in porn… Too bad her dad’s rich and fucking up the natural course she should be taking… No I’m not getting paid to talk about her, but Kimmel should be paying me for promoting his show….I’m just fascinated people don’t see how shit she is….seriously shittier than the shit they put in her lip…but at least she’s trying…just not nearly naked enough…

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Kate Upton is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl of the Day

Obviously…. I saw this leaked last night and didn’t care…probably cuz I could have called this last year….or possibly cuz it is totally uninteresting…. She’s 19, she’s got huge tits, she’s at the top of her game, her metabolism hasn’t slowed down yet…her ass hasn’t caught up to her tits…guys everywhere love her…especially bros….she’s been marketed proper and that’s more than I can say for most 19 year old with DD tits…it usually takes them til their early 20s to actually get to this point… I think her face is retarded, her body awkward and sloppy…definitely not toned…just teenaged….and I’m sure she doesn’t have a great ass I can chip a tooth on….but I also think she’s the right all american choice…. Now I think it is time for her to pose nude…..and fuck on camera….before it is too late….. Here are some of her photoshopped pictures: Here is the video: Here is the whole SI 2012 Swimsuit Section that they will be milking the next year cuz it is the only issue that makes them money ….too bad it’s not 1989….before the internet when this kind of shit allowed me to masturbate…I’m not about to spend my day ripping off their pics and uploading the shit only to be asked to take them down….so visit SI …. Here’s the paparazzi congratulating her like this matters…like it is an accomplishment…what a fucking joke…our priorities are fucked…….I mean other than they great huge tit part…

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Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Katie Price panty ass peek

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Kate Hudson’s New Mom Body Bikini Pics of the Day

The header pic of KATE HUDSON is not from today’s exciting bikini pics of her hot enough for a mom of 2 body that has seen more cock than a fucking chicken farmer. They are from THIS SHOOT when she was a mom of 1 that had seen more cock than a chicken farmer….you see cuz I guess growing up in hollywood as a second rate version of her mother didn’t give her the opportunity to follow her dreams of being a chicken farmer, so she decided to turn her vagina into one….. I don’t really know about this Kate Hudson spoiled brat whore who some how managed to make her own money thanks to her mom’s connections….she’s old, she’s haggard and has babies with multiple men….cuz that’s how whores operate…I know cuz my mom was one… Either way, the paparazzi are on my ass, so I had to link out to other sites who have good relationships with the paparazzi cuz other sites make millions, but I’m the retard, bad at business, site that can’t sell a fucking ad because I post tits and have no readers. Aweesome….So to see the bikini pics…follow the below link…boom. To See the Pics I Don’t Have the RIght To Post FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Russell Brand ignores the fans while leaving Hudson Theater

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Russell Brand ignored his fans and the paparazzi while leaving Hudson Theater! Russell just wasn’t having it and hurried to his SUV. Maybe next time Russell when in a better mood can share a few jokes with us!?!?! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Danny Glover gets mad at the paparazzi

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Danny Glover was spotted leaving Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills and everything was going great… but the paparazzi began asking Danny Glover several questions that bothered him! Danny quickly put the paparazzi on check! Who knew nice ol’ Danny had it in him!?!?! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Keira Knightley spanked topless

Celebrity babe Keira Knightley gets spanked while topless in the provocative new movie A Dangerous Method Continue reading