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VIDEO: LA’s First Bikini Shop

A bikini coffee shop opens up in Los Angeles offering some of the sexiest drinks around.

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VIDEO: LA’s First Bikini Shop

Jessica Simpson Smarmed By Paparazzi At Beso

We brought you the pictures of Jessica Simpson getting swarmed by the paparazzi outside of Eva Longoria ‘s Beso restaurant. Press play to see celebrity hairstylist and friend Ken Paves come to her rescue.

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Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped…. So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

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Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…

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Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day