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Jessica Alba In A Bikini Will Blow Your Mind

I never would’ve thought that by far the hottest picture we’ve gotten of Jessica Alba in months would come from the cover of the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly , but here you go. I haven’t seen the rest of the pictures yet, but fingers crossed they got her to recreate her iconic bikini ass pose for the centerfold. I’ve been waiting for that sequel for years.

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Lucy Pinder And Friends Bust Out The Christmas Spirit

I don’t know if these pictures of Lucy Pinder and friends are new or old, but there is not much going on today so I figure we’ll keep the Christmas spirit alive and enjoy all these massive boobies. Anyway, hopefully you guys are not too drunk on eggnog to truly appreciate them.

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Pictures

I don’t know much about Kimora Lee Simmons other than she married the right dude and now is some kind of fashion mogul. I may be wrong, but I’m too lazy to look it up , so that’s just a guess. As you can tell I don’t feel like working today, but I am, so just look at the pictures and don’t bother reading from this point on.

Nina Agdal Covers Up For The Fall Season

I mentioned this earlier, but the other lame thing about summer being over is that it means that when we get new catalogue pictures from models like Nina Agdal here, they’re going to be for fall clothes now instead of bikinis. Luckily when it comes to Nina, the pictures are still just as hot, but I’m still holding out for her fall lingerie collection. » view all 27 photos

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Meet Bikini Model Charo Ronquillo

This is my first ever post on Charo Ronquillo , which means it’s time to bring you guys up to speed on the Filipino model. As you can see from the pictures, she looks great in a bikini, but I know my readers expect more than that. So I dug a little deeper, went on her Twitter and found out that Charo owns a chihuahua, enjoys the beach, and… looks great in a bikini. Turns out that’s pretty much all you need to know after all. Enjoy. » view all 97 photos

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Nina Agdal Knows How To Model Lingerie

I know I like to call Nina Agdal my new favorite swimsuit model, but hey, she’s no one-trick pony. She’s also one of my favorite lingerie models, especially after this latest shoot for Aerie Lingerie. I’m a little confused why so many of the pictures cut off before Nina’s booty though. I wonder if the company got complaints from frustrated boyfriends wondering why their ladies didn’t look as good as Nina does in the pictures in their lingerie. There’s no need to punish the rest of us for that though. All you need is a simple disclaimer: Warning, results not typical. » view all 54 photos

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Camila Morais in Some Lingerie and Bathing Suits of the Day

Camila Morais is some Brazilian model and here she is in Catalog pics wearing some bikinis and lingerie….and if you’re like me…you fucking hate catalog shoots and can’t figure out why the fuck I am posting this garbage….then you realize…it’s cuz of the bikini model from Brazil named Camila Morais in the pictures…that bitch could make me do anything I hate…even let her fist me if she approached it from the right angle…while wearing a bikini…she’s just that much better than what I am used to fucking, that I am easily manipulated by her.

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Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models. Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless. Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it. I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits… Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree. That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit… Good times. Congrats.

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Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not….. But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face…. I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career… It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items… It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something…. But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day