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Holly Madison Shows Off Her Good Side

It’s Friday and I know all of you are tired of working, that’s why you’re flipping through my site instead of doing those spreadsheets your boss is waiting for, so I though that a Playboy chick like Holly Madison at the premiere of some crappy movie with her tig old bitties stuff nicely into her tight dress might make things easier. The other day I had a waitress with tits this impressive, but she had a hairy chest, I’m not kidding either, she was a hot but she had half inch long dark hairs just sitting there staring at me. How do you ask a chick to wax her chest? I’d have to wax mine to lead by example. I’m going back next week to get a picture.

Kristen Stewart Debuts New Hairstyle: Love It or Loathe It?

Twilight Saga fans may have June 30 circled as the premiere date for Eclipse , but Kristen Stewart offered her own exciting debut earlier today. Prior to an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman , the beloved actress showed off a new hairstyle meant for her upcoming role as MaryLou in the movie adaption of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road . It’s short, it’s dyed, it’s elegant and it marks a departure from Kristen’s typically grungy look. We think it’s beautiful! Do you agree? What do you think of Kristen Stewart’s new look?

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Kristen Stewart Debuts New Hairstyle: Love It or Loathe It?

Jessica Alba’s Boring Hotness

Here’s Jessica Alba at the premiere or screening of some movie I’ve never heard of looking sexy in her little black dress. It’s nice to see her somewhat back to her old self, I’m sick of always seeing her in sensible shoes and jeans running errands like a typical mother. Boring. Not that these are so spectacular, but at least she’s wearing a dress. It’s something I guess. There weren’t any stairs around that we could get a picture of her walking up? Lame.

Kate Gosselin: The Botched Botox

Kate Gosselin debuted an interesting look yesterday. Rocking oddly spiked eyebrows and a noticeably smoother face as she ran errands, the reality mom looks to have suffered botox treatments gone horribly wrong. In the before-and-after comparison of Kate Gosselin pictures below, you can see how her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, looking quite off kilter. Perhaps this to prep for guest-hosting The View ? In any case, it’s yet another case of unnecessary treatment coupled with poor exeuction. What a winning combo! SO WRONG : Kate Gosselin made the right move ditching the reverse mullet dead opossum weave she patented, but what the hell happened to her face? Yeesh . You’d think after getting a tummy tuck and a boob job (supposedly), she’d know where to find a good surgeon. Or perhaps Hailey Glassman’s dad got revenge …

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Kate Gosselin: The Botched Botox

Eclipse Premiere Pretty-Off: Ashley Greene vs. Nikki Reed

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner at the Hollywood premiere of Eclipse ? Handsome . Kristen Stewart on that same red carpet? Risky . Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed? Both gorgeous… but only one can be named a winner of this edition of a THG Fashion Face-Off. Study the beauties below and then vote in our poll. Best of luck, ladies! Who looked prettier at the premiere?

Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are Definitely All Grown Up

Salma Hayek’s big old MILF boobs have been on a tour of various talk shows this week, giving us sweet peeks in a purple dress and a nice leather vest , now here they are at the premiere of her new movie Grown Ups spilling out all over the red carpet. Thank you. I’d love to watch these things running up and down a flight of stairs, all bouncy and beautiful. Good stuff. I’d also like to see slow motion video of Salma going down a water slide, but I’ll save that for another time. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

Lindsay Lohan’s Shirt Is On Backwards

I get the feeling that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again because she seems to be wearing her shirt incorrectly. I’m not up to date on the latest fashions, unless beer stained Vuarnet t-shirts are considered haute couture, but I believe it’s on backwards. I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be the other way around so that perverts like me can see that juicy front meat of hers. Who’s with me?

Possibly The Hottest Megan Fox Pictures Ever!

Maybe it’s just me, but this is what I expect to see every time Megan Fox leaves the house. I don’t need to see her in some dumpy period pants , cleavage busting dresses or nothing at all. Here she is at the premiere of her awful new movie Jonah Hex looking absolutely –expletive removed– awesome. I know that melons is an outdated term for breasts, but I think it’s appropriate for these pictures because Megan’s melons look ripe for the picking and I’ve got a pocket full of prosciutto. more pictures of Megan Fox here

Which Movie Star Rolls to the Red Carpet in a Tank?

That’s one way to make an entrance! This beefed-up actor arrived to the premiere of his latest action flick and caused a total photog frenzy. But it wasn’t because he…

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Which Movie Star Rolls to the Red Carpet in a Tank?

Jessica Biel. Wow.

J essica Biel arrived at the premiere of The A-Team looking ridiculously hot. So naturally you might like to see a load of shots of her and her outfit? The 29 year old actress plays Capt. Charisa Sosa in the new film and no doubt the lust interest of Bradley Cooper’s womanizing character Face .

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Jessica Biel. Wow.