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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Dies While Attempting To Revive His Dead Wife!!!

Well, damn… OYCE, Wash. — Authorities in Washington state said a man who called 911 to report that his wife had collapsed apparently suffered a heart attack and died as he was trying to revive her. The Clallam County Sheriff’s Office said when deputies and medics arrived eight minutes later on Wednesday night at the home near Joyce, they found the man slumped over her body. He apparently had been attempting CPR. Both died. He was 60. She was 59. Their names weren’t released because family members had not been told. The Peninsula Daily News reported the deaths appear to be from natural causes and no crime is suspected. R.I.P. to this loving couple. Sad story. But at least he went out showing how much he cared for her. *wipes tear* Source

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Dies While Attempting To Revive His Dead Wife!!!

True Or False?? Kimmy Cakes Is Preggo With A Gut Full Of Humphries

Last night Kimmy Cakes attended the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden with BFF and REAL basketball wife LaLa and something looked a lil funny about Kim’s stomach area… We’re not trying to kick up any dust but you can’t tell us that this picture doesn’t look a lil suspect. Is there a basketball bun in her Armenian oven?? Peep the other pics from the game down bottom.

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True Or False?? Kimmy Cakes Is Preggo With A Gut Full Of Humphries

Hi Hater: Michael Vick’s Old High School Still Won’t Put His Jersey Back In Their Hall Of Fame

Mike Vick may have had the best comeback season ever, but his high school in Virginia is still not ready applaud him again. According to TMZ , even a petition from current students isn’t getting Vick back in Warwick High School’s hall of fame. Michael Vick’s former high school has REFUSED to re-hang the NFL star’s framed prep football jersey in their hallway … despite a spirited student-initiated campaign … TMZ has learned. Vick’s Jersey had been on display in the hallway at Warwick High in Newport News, VA until 2007 … when he was busted for that whole dogfighting ring. However, after Vick’s incredible NFL comeback this past season, hundreds of students rallied to get administrators to forgive Vick and re-hang his old #7. But school officials have made their decision — telling TMZ the jersey will NOT be returned on display for the remainder of the year. Officials tell us they believe the jersey would be a “distraction to the student’s education” … plus, faculty members are concerned the jersey could be vandalized or stolen. Ok, sure. Do you think Big Ben McRapey ‘s old school has those same concerns?

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The Side-eye: “Source” Says There Is No Truth To The Rih-Rih And Colin Farrell Skanky, Swirling, Sexting Situation

We think it goes without saying, but we’ll say it anyway. WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!! People magazine reports that speculation about the stars being an item increased after they were both seen at the same Los Angeles restaurant on Wednesday night. But a source told the magazine: “They are not dating. It was absolute coincidence they were at Giorgio Baldi at the same time. Colin was there at a business dinner and Rihanna was across the room.” The source also dismissed reports that Farrell and Rihanna had been flirting by text after meeting on ‘The Graham Norton Show’. “There’s no truth whatsoever to the reports and rumours that they’re dating,” the source added. “Coincidence” huh? When it comes to Rih-RIh and her extra-cooch-rricular activities there are no coincidences. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire-red hair… What do you think it would take for Rihanna to stop c*ck-hopping and settle down with someone? Source

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The Side-eye: “Source” Says There Is No Truth To The Rih-Rih And Colin Farrell Skanky, Swirling, Sexting Situation

Old Spice Guy: “I Am A Single Man. I Like Brunettes. I Like Red-Heads Or Gingers. I Like Blonds!”

Hmmmm… Isaiah Mustafa — a.k.a. the Old Spice Guy — was coy with UsMagazine.com on Monday about his rumored romance with comedienne Kathy Griffin. “I think she is amazing!” Mustafa, 37, told Us at Cosmopolitan mag’s Fun Fearless Males of 2011 bash in NYC. “I think she’s a force of nature. And she’s on Broadway, so if you get a chance, go check her out!” “But,” Mustafa insisted, “I just happen to be a single man!” Still, a source told Us last month that Mustafa and Griffin, 50, “are not boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are definitely spending time together and getting to know each other.” The duo began seeing each other several months ago, and were caught canoodling between takes on the set of Glee Feb. 23.) On Mustafa’s list of requirements in a woman? “I’m looking for someone who’s respectful of my needs because I’m always respectful of the lady’s needs, and that’s pretty much the bottom line.” He added: “I like brunettes. I like red-heads or gingers. I like blonds!” The sexy rising star did fess up to bizarre requests from fans of his hit commercials — who’ve demanded he take his “shirt off, strap on a saddle, all sorts of stuff!” Well Kathy Griffin isn’t the only white woman this guy has been romantically linked with… remember Neve Campbell? Source

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In Sick F**k News: New York Camp Counselor Charged With Molesting A 5 Year Old Camper

Surprise, surprise a fat, sick, pervert camp counselor, SMH… This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. Word? So you’re just gonna try to flip it on the kids and make it like they were on some suspect ish huh? Somebody lock this old a** man up somewhere where they can show him some “hospitality” Source

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Stay In School Kids!: Northwestern University Professor Offers Live Demonstration On The Use Of Sex Toys During Class!

Sounds like a helluva way to “educate” yourself… A Northwestern University psychology professor was in hot water Thursday for an after-class session in which a couple demonstrated the use of a sex toy. University President Morton Schapiro said he was “troubled and disappointed” by the February 21 incident and had ordered an investigation. “Many members of the Northwestern community are disturbed by what took place on our campus,” Schapiro said in a statement. “So am I.” Professor J. Michael Bailey provided his own account of the optional event in his human sexuality course, saying he wants students to learn about sexual diversity and information from “real people.” Students who witnessed the incident had been told repeatedly by a guest speaker what was about to happen would be graphic, the professor said in a statement. About 100 students chose to attend following a larger lecture, affiliate WGN said. The guest speaker at the demonstration had this to say: “We gave them plenty of warning. We had nobody leave at that point,” Melvoin-Berg told CNN Chicago affiliate WLS, adding the demonstration was meant to be educational. “We only got positive feedback, 100% positive feedback during and after. The students were respectful. They were smart and asked good questions, intelligent questions and seemed engaged in the idea of human sexuality,” Of course at least 1 student was a hater: “For me, I’m glad I didn’t see it. It was a little too explicit for me, and if I were in the class, if I would have stayed for the demonstration, I probably would have left. I know a couple of my friends did get up and leave,” student Diana Lorenzini told CNN affiliate WLS. At least one student wasn’t a f**king prude: Brianne Williams, another student, said “Dr. Michael Bailey is one of our finest professors here, and his class is about opening people’s minds up.” The school president goes on to say: “Although the incident took place in an after-class session that students were not required to attend and students were advised in advance, several times, of the explicit nature of the activity, I feel it represented extremely poor judgment on the part of our faculty member,” Schapiro said in his statement. “I simply do not believe this was appropriate, necessary or in keeping with Northwestern University’s academic mission.” These are students, but they are also grown a** people, and if they want to spend time out of class learning how to properly bust one off, then who is the University to complain? C’mon Schapiro, orgasms are good for morale… Do you think there is anything wrong with the demonstration??? Source

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Stay In School Kids!: Northwestern University Professor Offers Live Demonstration On The Use Of Sex Toys During Class!

Jesus Take The Wheel: BYU Boots Center Brandon Davies For Chopping Down Some Mormon Backs!!

This has gotta be tough on the kid. It isn’t like he sexually assualted someone or committed a crime, just a lil hanky-panky with his girlfriend. Sticking to principles appears to carry a steep cost for the nation’s third-ranked college basketball team. A day after Brigham Young University dismissed center Brandon Davies from the team for violating the school’s strict honor code, the No. 3-ranked Cougars were throttled Wednesday by unranked New Mexico. “The honor code really reflects who we are as a university. It defines us and it does make us different,” BYU spokeswoman Carrie Jenkins told CNN affiliate KSTU-TV. Davies, a 6-9 sophomore from Provo, was the team’s top rebounder and third-leading scorer. He received the Cougars’ Academic Excellence award last season, according to an online profile. BYU had been gunning for a high seed in the upcoming NCAA Tournament, but the team’s fortunes took a tumble with Wednesday night’s 82-64 loss to New Mexico. University officials said Davies admitted violating the honor code at BYU, which is owned and operated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also known as the Mormon Church. The honor code requires all faculty, staff and students to: Be honest; Live a chaste and virtuous life; Obey the law and all campus policies; Use clean language; Respect others; Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee and substance abuse; Participate regularly in church services; Observe dress and grooming standards; Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the honor code. The code forbids homosexual behavior and bars members of the opposite sex from going beyond the lobby of the school’s single-sex dormitories. The dress and grooming standards forbid beards, tattoos and piercings for men and short or form-fitting clothes or bare feet in public for women. The university did not say which part of the code Davies violated, but it did say he had not committed a crime. Davies’ future as a student at BYU and his status for next season have yet to be determined. Ah c’mon give the kid a break! A lil poon-tang ain’t never hurt nobody (long as he wore a Jimmy!) Do you feel that BYU has a right to ask players not to have sex as a condition of playing for the team or going to the school??? Source

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Which Ex-NFL Baller Just Got 15 Year Thrown At Him For Chopping Down Some Underage Loins???

Damn playa…we get that you’re not in the game anymore, but you don’t have enough “game” to bag one your own age???? SMH When will they learn??? MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich. — A former Detroit Lions wide receiver who pleaded guilty to a second-degree criminal sexual conduct charge on accusations involving a then-14-year-old girl has been sentenced to spend two to 15 years in prison. Tommie Boyd appeared Thursday in Macomb County Circuit Judge Diane Druzinski’s courtroom. The 39-year-old from Shelby Township entered his plea in January in exchange for authorities dropping several other charges. Police say he grabbed the girl’s buttocks with both hands. The Detroit News reports Druzinski told Boyd he is “probably a parent’s worst nightmare.” Boyd also has to register as a sex offender and be fitted with a tether for the rest of his life, when released. Defense attorney Randy Secontine says his client is “extremely remorseful.” Not as remorseful as he’s gonna be when he gets to the whoscow and them boys start treating him like an underage girl… Source

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Birdman Calls Out Jay-Z & Talks About Getting A 100-Million Dollar Check

Birdman has always been the one to say some questionable things , but now he may cashed a check his mouth can’t cash or at least says he did? During a recent interview with Big Boy Radio, Birdman was asked many things including his superbowl bet, the invention of the word bling, and future investments for the mogul. However, all of this was overshadowed when Birdman was asked what was the highest amount of money you have ever received in one check? Birdman responded saying that a couple of months ago he received a check for a coll $100,000,000 dollars! The trash talking didn’t stop there, as Birdman also spoke on the Jay-Z “Baby Money” line from Hov’s latest single with Kanye “H.A.M.”: “I ain’t tripping we spending Baby money, I don’t know how he feels but I don’t have a problem.” Peep the full interview at HipHopWired.com and let us know if you think Birdman is really bringing in that kind of money?

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