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Money Ain’t A Thing: 10 Most Extravagant Celebrity Bar Tabs

When world-famous celebs aren’t complaining about the struggles of fortune and fame, they’re blowing thousands on food and booze without a care in the world like the zillionaire entertainers on this list. Here are ten most extravagant celebrity bar tabs/restaurant bills. Take a look. Continue reading

Terrorist Tiddays: London Heathrow Airport Officials Told To Look Out For Breast-Implanted Bombs

Elsewhere in the world… London Heathrow Airport On High Alert For Bombs Hidden In Breast Implants London’s most prominent airport officials have their eyes wide open for a possible incoming attack……..in the form of explosive boobies. via Mirror UK Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with ­explosives concealed in breast implants. Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London. One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this. “We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts. “This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert. Al-Qaeda’s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is understood to have developed the method of foiling airport scanners by concealing ­explosives in an implant or bodily cavity. It is also feared there is no shortage of ­volunteers willing to take part in an atrocity after hundreds of extremists recently escaped from prison in Pakistan. Explosives expert Andy Oppenheimer said: “There is a great fear that al-Qaeda are planning on using internal devices to try and get through airport scanners. “These explosives could be in breast implants.” So, basically, any woman with over an A cup is a potential boobie bomber?? Looks like there won’t be too many silicone Sallys traveling hassle-free through London anytime soon. Shutterstock Continue reading

Really???? Kanye West Turns Down American Idol Gig Because He Thinks It Would Hurt His Reputation

As if there aren’t already a thousand other things that have hurt his leather-clad, face maskin’, skinny jeaned reputation…SMH Kanye West Turns Down Offer To Judge American Idol For Fear Of Damaging His Reputation Via USMagazine File this under “Things That Could Have Been.” Kanye West has been scarce on girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s reality show, but he very nearly became a regular on another popular reality TV series: American Idol. A source tells Us Weekly exclusively that the hip hop star was offered the third and final spot on Idol’s judging panel for the upcoming 13th season. After thinking it over, however, he decided to pass, in part because he worried it would hurt his reputation. “He didn’t want to go that mainstream,” the source tells Us of the “Black Skinhead” rapper, 36, who has a 2-month-old daughter, North, with Kardashian, 32. “He didn’t want to lose any street cred. So he turned it down.” The insider notes that Idol producers also met with three other contenders for the spot: Will.i.am, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and Rodney Jerkins. In the end, though, their top choice appears to be songwriter and record producer Dr. Luke (real name: Lukasz Gottwald). Is this ninja really fawking serious? Newsflash you fake azz W.E.B. DuBois, YOUR BABY MAMA IS MADE OF “MAINSTREAM”! Would you have wanted to see Yeezus at the judges table every week? Image via Splash Continue reading

Florida Crazies: Riot Breaks Out At Juvenile Detention Center Over B-Ball Bet For Cup ‘O’Noodles!

At least it wasn’t over fried chicken , riiiiight? A riot broke out at a Florida juvenile detention center this weekend over ramen noodles of all things! Via NY Daily News reports : What started as a simple game of basketball ended up in a full blown riot when juveniles took over a correctional facility in Florida because of a reneged bet over instant noodles. According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, the incident happened around 8:30 p.m. Saturday, when 150 law enforcement officers — many in full riot gear — had to be called into regain control at the Avon Park Youth Academy. A group of boys from St. Petersburg and Orlando were playing basketball. The prize for the winning team was three cup noodle soups. But when the St. Petersburg team lost, it refused to hand over the noodles, and a fight broke out. Chaos the ensued at the correction facility, which is maintained by the Florida Department of Juvenile Justice but run by private corrections company G4S, as others got involved. According to ABC Action News, Sheriff Grady Judd said, “This was a full blown riot. I watched them throw objects at us and other deputies.” Staff members alerted police, who descended on the facility, which houses 138 boys. The youths managed to gain access to an office building holding their records and set it on fire. A dumpster was also set afire. Polk County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Carrie Eleazer said that at least 18 of 20 buildings at the compound were heavily damaged, sustaining “hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage.” Seven juveniles were injured during the riot, which wasn’t contained until 12 a.m. the next day, with one sustaining a broken leg. No one escaped. Sixty-four were then transported to the PCSO South County Jail in Frostproof, where they were placed in state custody, away from adult inmates, under the supervision of G4S. The rest remain at the academy. The sheriff’s office is now investigating the riot, which could result in multiple felony charges. Eleazer said the riot was not captured on camera because the facility doesn’t have security cameras. Seriously tho? Top Ramen dawg? Y’all going to the hole for Oodles of Noodles? The struggle be too real! Guess we should just be grateful nobody was slayed in the name of Sanpei Spaghetti-O’s. Polk County Sheriff’s Office

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SMH: Black Boys Who Shot Baby Accuse White Mom Sherry West Of Setting Up Murder For Insurance Money

They always blame the Black guy … Black Teens Accuses Sherry West Of Murder Plot Via Daily Mail reports: Defense attorneys are set to strongly suggest that the real killers of a toddler brutally shot to death in his stroller were his parents, who had a financial interest in his death – and that their 18-year-old defendant who goes on trial this week is not guilty. Antonio Santiago had learned to walk, but not yet talk, when he was killed March 21, six weeks after his first birthday. He was strapped in his stroller, out for a walk with his mother a few blocks from their apartment near the Georgia coast, when someone shot the boy between the eyes with a .22-caliber bullet the size of a garden pea. De’Marquise Elkin, 18, who has been charged as the shooter, is scheduled to stand trial next week in a courthouse far from the scene of the crime. Kevin Gough, a public defender who is Elkins’ lead attorney, has strongly suggested in pretrial motions that the real killers are the child’s own parents. ‘Other evidence of record suggests Sherry West is mentally unstable, gave several inconsistent accounts of how the crime transpired, and had a financial interest in the death of her son in the form of an insurance policy,’ Gough said in a court motion filed August 5. Defense attorneys have said in court filings they have audio recordings and documents showing the child’s mother had dealings with Gerber Life Insurance Co. According to its website, Gerber Life sells life insurance policies for children starting as early as infancy. Coverage runs from $5,000 to $50,000. Ashley Glassey, West’s 21-year-old daughter, told television station WTLV of Jacksonville, Florida, soon after the shooting that her mother called her after Antonio was killed and asked, ‘How soon do you think the life insurance policy will send me a check?’ This story has sounded fish from the jump! What would two thugs really get out of shooting an infant? Unless the parents put them up to it for some cash and expected to never get caught. Hmm…. Continue reading

Control: Fashionista Kanye West Wants Kimmy Cakes To Dead “Tacky” Kardashian Clothing Line For High-End Threads

Kanye West doesn’t care about regular middle-class people *Kanye voice* Kanye Wants Kim To Ditch Kardashian Clothing Line In Favor Of Designing High End Fashion Via RadarOnline Kanye West is encouraging his baby mama and sex tape star, Kim Kardashian, to sever ties with the Kardashian clothing line at Sears and become a high end fashion designer and follow in the footsteps of Victoria Beckham, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The Grammy award winning singer very much “wants Kim to distance herself from the Kardashian clothing line that is sold at Sears because he thinks it’s tacky, and cheapens her brand,” a family insider told RadarOnline.com. “Instead of having Kim’s designs sold at a discount department store, Kanye wants her to design a line that would be sold in posh stores such as Henri Bendel, Harrod’s and Bergdorf Goodman. Kanye would want to be involved in the line as he has been essential in making over Kim’s closet. “It would be a project they could work on together, and could even name the line after daughter, Nori,” the source said. During Kim’s difficult pregnancy she was often maligned for outfits that didn’t seem to flatter her figure. Kim often “complained that there was no good choices for women like her to wear. Kim has always been curvy, but it was hard to find looks that complimented her figure while pregnant. She would love to design a line of casual and formal maternity wear for style conscious women,” the source added. Does Kanye realize that not all of Kim’s fans are filthy fawking rich??? Why couldn’t she just have both lines, one for bougie folks, and one for us commoners?? Image via GSI Continue reading

Phuck Yo Cameras: Halle Berry Testifies In Congressional Hearing To Ban Thirsty Paparazzi From Harassing Celebrity Kids

Needless to say, little Nahla is never here for the paps… Halle Berry Testifies In Hearing To Limit Paparazzi From Celebrity Kids Celebrities have long had an issue with overbearing paparazzi photographers and the endless lengths that they’ll go to to get a picture of Hollyweirders and their families, but now two high profile celebrity moms are coming together to do something about what they say is becoming a dangerous situation for their children. via Fox News Actresses Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner are urging California lawmakers to support legislation that would impose tougher penalties on paparazzi who harass celebrities and their children. The stars testified Tuesday before the Assembly Judiciary Committee on SB606. The bill would change the definition of harassment to include photographing a child without the permission of a legal guardian. It was Berry’s second state Capitol appearance on the measure. Berry, who is pregnant, told lawmakers the constant presence of photographers has made her daughter scared to go to school. “I fear and I feel in fear for my child who is in strapped into my car,” she said. “I’m doing my part as a parent but at any moment I feel like a crash could happen and end her life my life and other innocent passengers driving in their vehicles. When I was pregnant with my daughter they forced me to crash my car, they forced me to fall down a flight of steps when I was trying to have a shopping day for my expected baby.” Actress Jennifer Garner, who has three children with husband and fellow actor Ben Affleck, was reportedly near tears as she described her personal daily paparazzi experience pleaded with lawmakers to approve the bill. Garner choked up describing how paparazzi aggressively follow her and her three children daily. “Paparazzi swarm, large aggressive men swarm us causing a mob scene yelling jockeying for position crowding around the kids while running over other parents and children unfortunate enough to be nearby, including one poor three year old who was knocked to the ground by one of our paparazzi cameras outside my kids preschool,” she said. “My 17 month old baby is terrified and cries and my 4 year-old says ‘why do they never smile and never go away…they are always with us.’” Garner said the paps also provide would-be stalkers cover. “There are violent mentally ill stalkers who can now get close to my kids by simply following mobs of photographers and blending in. Like the very man who threatened to cut the babies out of my belly, who was arrested waiting behind our daughter’s preschool standing among the throng of paparazzi,” she said. “That man is still in prison but I have doubt there are others still out there like him and I don’t want to make it any easier for them to find and reach my children.” This isn’t the first time Halle has complained about the ruthless paparazzi rhetoric, as she has also considered moving out of the U.S. just to shield herself and her growing family from the flash of the cameras. Do you think this law is needed? Or should celebrity parents suck it up and deal with the fact that paparazzi harassment comes with the territory of fame? Continue reading

Angry Bird Beef: Tamar And K.Michelle Wig Out At Each Other On Twitter

K.Michelle’s Rebellious Soul album dropped Tuesday but not without things getting a little hairy… It all started with this tweet from Tamar, who happened to spot something familiar on K.Michelle’s head: Now keep it real, you know Tamar had that long blonde withe the black roots look first… Hit the flip for K.Michelle’s response. Continue reading

OOPS! Detroit Police Admit To Accidentally Sending Out Department-Wide Email With All Female Officers Bra Sizes!

Why the hell does the police department have the women’s bra sizes in the first place??? Detroit Police Accidentally Sends Mass Email With All Female Officers Bra Sizes Via NYDailyNews The Detroit Police Department was caught with its pants down Monday after admitting an email containing bra sizes of its female officers was accidentally sent out to cops. The women had provided their height, weight and cup sizes for bulletproof vests that they would be issued, the Fox affiliate in Detroit reported. “Unfortunately and embarrassingly, the cup sizes of the females were listed on that third page, and it was really just a clerical error,” DPD Assistant Chief James White told WJBK. It was Commander Dwayne Love’s job to inform the officers that the vests were ready to be picked up, White said. An email containing an Excel spreadsheet was forwarded first to commanders, then to supervisors and finally to officers, the station reported. The spreadsheet included the officers’ height, weight — and cup sizes. Love could be facing discipline for the gaffe. “Conscientious, very hard-working command officer,” White said of Love. “However, it’s an embarrassing situation, and I’m going to be addressing the issue formally with him over the next couple weeks.” Some of the female officers plan to file grievances againat the department, WJBK reported. This sounds like a practical joke gone really wrong. “Clerical error”??? Yeah aight… Image via Shutterstock Continue reading

In Old And Thuggin White Folks News: 54-Year-Old Madonna Shows Off Her New All-Gold-Everything Grill

SMH Madonna Shows Off Her New Gold Teeth Grill Joining the likes of Rihanna, Beyonce and Miley Cyrus who have all been channeling their inner hoodrat lately by getting gold grills to flash for the cameras, veteran popstress Madonna is now a part of the “all-gold-everything” crew with a new grill. via THG So Madonna is apparently rocking a grill these days. Like the moment your mother and father joined Facebook, this makes one wonder if grills are officially no longer the hot, new “in” thing about celebrities. Age is just a number. Even if that number is 54. Always fashionable and forever young, Her Madgesty channeled her inner Lil Wayne and got her mouth blinged out in a shiny gold grill over the weekend. We’re not saying you can’t pull off a certain look if you’re a certain age … but these images aren’t making a compelling argument for the style. Just saying. First Madonna was “twerking” on camera and now she has a grill? Lourdes, come get ya mom girl. Instagram Continue reading