Paris is one step away from Amanda Bynes crazy. Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber We’re gonna give Paris a “Ho Sit Down.” Justin doesn’t have a responsibility to her cray cray azz or anybody else. It’s not Justin’s fault you never properly grieved your father and now you outchea cutting yourself and doing all types of silly ish. According to TMZ Paris Jackson DETESTS Justin Bieber, largely and ironically because he wouldn’t speak up about teenage girls cutting themselves … TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the family tell TMZ … Paris — who is currently at UCLA Medical Center after cutting herself with a knife and downing 20 Motrin — thinks Justin is a terrible role model for young girls. She was enraged after some of Justin’s female fans started tweeting about cutting themselves as an expression of love for the singer and he went radio silent, rather than talking the girls out of it. We’re told Paris got very angry after seeing the pics TMZ posted of Justin smoking weed in a hotel room in early January. She thinks he owes his fans more as a role model. Paris — who lives in Justin’s Calabasas gated community — thinks Justin’s various missteps in the hood are “a disgrace.” The word “hate” was used very clearly to describe Paris’ feelings toward JB. Hate is a strong word for someone her age to use. If you’re the one cutting yourself and you’re in the public eye, doesn’t that make you the unfit role model? Getty
Kim just got divorced but her mom is already ready to plan her next wedding– to Kanye West ! Via RadarOnline reports : The third time times might be the charm for Kim Kardashian when it comes to marriage, but if she does decide to tie the knot with Kanye West her mother Kris Jenner says it will be the polar opposite of her last wedding – private and smaller. The matriarch of the Kardashian family said that her pregnant daughter could become the next Mrs. Yeezus, but it will be vastly different from her $15 million nuptials to Kris Humphries. “This time it will be private and smaller,” Kris told The Hollywood Reporter, “if she does get married again – not 500 people.” Kris is getting ready to launch her own talk show, but she did say that Kim and Kanye aren’t currently planning a wedding. Kim is expecting her daughter in mid-July but her pregnancy has been well documented on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this season. A sobbing Kim is featured in the upcoming episode of the reality show, where through tears she cries “I can never do this again.” Private? Yeah right. Do you think Kim and Ye will eventually wed? How much do you think they’ll sell the pics to US Weekly for? WENN Continue reading →
Shots fired? The interwebs were buzzing that RihRih came at Beyoncé’s neck on Instagram with a particularly colorful booty shot she posted on Instagram early Thursday morning. Hit the flip to see the photo in question. Continue reading →
We know the smuck that let her go ahead is mad she won that doe . Lady Wins Massive Powerball Jackpot According to The NY Daily News An 84-year-old widow claimed the largest Powerball jackpot in U.S. history on Wednesday — but somewhere a courteous stranger is kicking himself for letting her cut in line to buy the winning ticket. Gloria Mackenzie of Zephyrhills, Fla., emerged from seclusion to collect the record $590.5 million prize, then immediately went into hiding without uttering a word. The silver-haired great-grandmother — wearing shades, sunglasses, a pink shirt and white sneakers at lottery headquarters in Tallahassee — instead issued a written statement revealing the luck that brought about her windfall. “While in line, another lottery player was kind enough to let me go ahead of them in line to purchase the winning Quick Pick ticket,” Mackenzie revealed in her statement. “We are grateful for this blessing of winning the Florida Lottery Powerball jackpot and appreciate the interest of the public, state of Florida and the lottery,” Mackenzie’s statement said. While she asked for “privacy for our family’s benefit,” reporters converged on her tiny, single-story shack of a house that has no curb or gutter and is across the street from a cow pasture. She never returned to the $51,000 abode and there was no indication she ever would again. “I hope she gets a better place to live,” joked neighbor Don Cecil. Given her age, Mackenzie chose to take a lump sum payment — a whopping $370,896,780.54 before taxes. She told lottery officials she plans to split the money with her son, Scott, who was with her Wednesday. It’s unclear if her other son, two daughters, four grandchildren and two great grandkids will get a cut. The tight-lipped octogenarian declined to take part in a press conference. Her purse strap slung over her shoulder, she left the lottery offices in a silver Ford Focus with her son, Scott, and a financial advisor, ignoring questions shouted at her by reporters. “They walked right through the headquarters of the Florida Lottery … and said, ‘I have a winning ticket and I’d like to validate it,’” Florida Lottery Secretary Cynthia O’Connell said. Mackenzie purchased the winning ticket for the May 19 drawing at the Publix Super Market in Zephyrhills — a town of 13,337 about 30 miles northeast of Tampa. While her odds of winning were a staggering 1 in 175.2 million, Mackenzie told lottery officials she watched the drawing and knew immediately that she matched all the numbers: 10, 13, 14, 22, 52 and a Powerball of 11. Mackenzie relocated to the Sunshine State from East Millinocket, Maine, several years ago. Her husband, Ralph, a World War II vet who worked in a paper mill for 39 years, died in 2005. After hitting the jackpot, Mackenzie kept it under wraps for 17 days as she and her son sought financial counseling, O’Connell said. “This is a very large amount of money, it changes your life,” O’Connell said. “I believe to make sure that they were ready to handle the responsibilities that comes with that kind of a jackpot win.” Neighbor James Hill said he was bowled over the news. “She didn’t say anything about it. She’s so quiet and secluded. She’s usually in the house,” said Hill. “I’m very happy for her. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. She was always pleasant and smiling.” The previous record Powerball payout was $587.5 million set in November 2012. The largest lottery prize in U.S. history is the $656 million Mega Millions pot split among winners in Maryland, Kansas and Illinois in March 2012. Nice guys always finish last. AP
Liam , these ratchet white girls just can’t seem to leave you alone. Amanda Bynes Has Crush On Liam Hemsworth According to US Magazine The Twitter confessions continue. Troubled star Amanda Bynes has taken a break from her legal battles and online feuds to address just what’s exactly on her mind these days — including who’s at the top of her hot guys list. Tweeting on Tuesday, June 4, Bynes, 27, revealed who she’s got her eye on. “Liam Helmsworth is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi!” Bynes wrote, misspelling the Australian hunk’s last name. As it happens, both men mentioned are connected to another former child star, Miley Cyrus. (Hemsworth, of course, has dated Cyrus on-and-off since 2009, and Watson, a model and actor, was last seen alongside Cyrus in the 2012 movie LOL). Now that Hemsworth, 23, and Cyrus’ engagement is off, as Us Weekly exclusively reported on May 29, could Bynes be trying to make her move? If so, it wouldn’t be the first time the Easy A actress got close to the Hunger Games star. In 2011, while Hemsworth and Cyrus were on a relationship break, the Catching Fire actor was seen cuddling with Bynes at Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood. Cyrus, 20, another heavy Twitter user, hasn’t yet addressed Bynes’ advances to Hemsworth on her own page. For his part, Hemsworth coincidentally joined Twitter on Wednesday, June 5 for the very first time, but he isn’t following Bynes or Cyrus just yet. Bynes’ most recent comments come following weeks of headline-making tweets and events. She’s due back in court on July 18 for a hearing on her May 23 arrest; After a supposed bong-throwing incident in her NYC apartment, she was charged with marijuana possession, attempted evidence tampering and reckless endangerment. Ma, Liam doesn’t want you. You’re broke, busted and disgusted. Splash News Continue reading →
This guy has diarrhea of the mouth. E. W. Jackson Says Evolution Is False According to Raw Story The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor in Virginia believes that biological evolution is false because chimpanzees cannot speak like humans do. BuzzFeed revealed on Tuesday that E.W. Jackson made the claim in Ten Commandments to an Extraordinary Life, a book he published in 2008. In the book, he noted that scientists had taught chimpanzees to use sign language. He said this finding was wrongly used as evidence that primates were our ancestors. Jackson said the scientists were incorrect because language was a gift God provided exclusively to human beings and “no other creature.” “There is an unfathomable gulf between humans and all other creatures because creation was designed that way,” he wrote. Scientists have uncovered that modern humans and modern chimpanzees share a common ancestor in the distant past. The notion that modern humans evolved from chimpanzees is a common misconception. It is not the first time the controversial candidate’s book has been the subject of scrutiny. In late May, the liberal blog Think Progress reported that Jackson was an advocate of the so-called “prosperity gospel.” In apparent contradiction to the teachings of the New Testament, Jackson’s book declared the pursuit of money was not evil and didn’t make people evil. Somebody needs to tell this guy that the Republican party really doesn’t give an ish about you. They just use you to make them feel less racist. Continue reading →
We live in a cruel world where people love watching (and live-tweeting) trainwrecks. The messier, the better, especially during live Award shows where unscripted fawkery like the epic stage crashes on this list are MUST-SEE TV. Here are the eight greatest stage crashes ever. Take a look. Continue reading →
Gold-diggin’ on deceased dudes? Now this is some new ish…. Woman Suspected Of Faking Marriage To Deceased Man For Money Las Vegas police have arrested a woman who allegedly faked a marriage to her deceased lover in order to collect on what was left of his money. via Huffington Post Las Vegas woman has been accused of forging a marriage certificate so she could keep her racecar-driving boyfriend’s possessions after he died three years ago when his Porsche veered off a mountain road in northern Nevada. Allison Lear was arrested on outstanding warrants May 25 at the Hakkasan nightclub at the MGM Grand. She faces charges of forgery and perjury in what family members characterize as a callous attempt at gold-digging from Alexander Djordjevic, who died at age 37. “I wouldn’t say there was a big love there,” Slobodan Djordjevic, Alexander Djordjevic’s father, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal (). “I think she was just looking for material things.” Calls to a Las Vegas-area phone number listed for “A Lear” went unanswered Friday. In 2009, Lear posted a profile on a match-making website that seeks to pair millionaires with companions. Family members said she and Djordjevic had been dating for several months when his silver Porsche careened off a mountain highway on June 26, 2010, during the Speed by Spectre 341 Challenge race near Virginia City. Later, in court, Lear showed a marriage certificate indicating she and Djordjevic had married just five days before his death at her parents’ home in Las Vegas. Relatives – including Lear’s father – question whether such a wedding ever happened. Also, police have been unable to find the witness listed on the certificate. SMH. This man can’t even rest in peace without skeezers schemin’ on his stacks. Guess Hollywood isn’t the only place that this happens. Continue reading →
Keyshawn keeps getting in that azz. Keyshawn Johnson Says Justin Bieber Is A Trickster According to TMZ Keyshawn Johnson tells TMZ … Justin Bieber isn’t just a coward — he’s a TRICKSTER … who switched seats with his Ferrari passenger at the end of his wild ride through Calabasas so he could beat the rap for his reckless driving. Keyshawn has finally broken his silence about the incident — and it’s clear … the former NFL star is still extremely PISSED at Bieber. “You got a 19-year-old kid … feeling entitled … speeding up and down the highway … that’s why all the neighbors is mad,” Key says … “You can’t do that.” Johnson says he personally witnessed Bieber behind the wheel as he blazed through their private, gated Calabasas community earlier his week … but says when he confronted the Ferrari at Bieber’s home, Justin SWITCHED SEATS with his African-American passenger — who we believe to be Tyler the Creator — as they pulled into the garage. “Look man, I know the difference between a black kid driving a car and white kid driving a car … I got biracial kids.” Keyshawn says Bieber’s people are goons who are defending the indefensible. You know Justin don’t want it with Keyshawn.
