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Kim Kardashian Fills Out A Dress Like No Other

Look at this awesome spectacle some paparazzi capture on his wide lens camera the other night, Kim Kardashian’s massive big ass packed into one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen. I’m sure that dress wasn’t really all that tight when it was in the store until Kim somehow managed to squeeze herself into that thing. Awesome. It’s not going to be tight any longer. Some people might think this kind of thing is too much, not this guy, I would like to manhandle that big thing. Call me.

Navy Sailors of the Day

Nothing says “I am a man who serves my country and fights for your freedom” like 3 sailors who tag teamed a fucking 12 year old. I have always believed that being in the army fucks people up…it trains you to kill, exposes you pretty much a living nightmare, sometimes it takes you away from pussy for long periods of time, and apparently it can put you on a quest with your fellow servicemen for the tightest pussy you can find….cuz those who fuck kids together….protect the country together…or some shit….fucked up.

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Kate Moss Does Charity Show for Haiti of the Day

I would have thought Kate Moss would have been more into doing charity work for HIV, you know since she’s had sex with so many needle sharing heroin users over the course of her life and career, cuz dirty rockstar cock is her thing, making her at risk for the shit and maybe she knows it or that she has it and hasn’t made it public and that’s the real reason she’s doing this good deed, you know to rack up some brownie points in case their is a God and she needs to counter him when he greets her at the gates with a list of shit she’s done that makes her the vile fucking girl that matches her vile fucking vagina destined for hell….you know the whole bad mother, drug user, cheater, pig who did nothing good for society cuz she was too self absorbed only for her to say “but there was that Haiti charity thing, remember that?”……kinda thing…. Pics via Bauer

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Heidi Montag’s New Tits Released 7 New Songs of the Day

If you’re into really bad music, like annoyingly bad music that is self-produced, self released because a bitch thinks she has what it takes to be a popstar but the record labels don’t becuase she should just stick to being a bottom feeding reality show cunt who is lucky to even have the bottom feeding reality show lottery ticket but managed to luck out thanks to some poor executive decision. Then you’ll be happy to know she’s released 7 new songs on youtube, if you click through you’ll find the other uploads that I refuse to post because I’ve been waiting for this bitch to fail, and figure this song is bad enough for you to get the idea of what to expect, leading to keeping views real low so she really understans that suicide is the only option. Here are some pics of her new face and body thanks to surgery from seriously low self-esteem from the media laughing at her for the joke that she is….without realizing that even with the surgery she’s still a fucking joke, just better looking than ever, even though plastic surgery ages horribly, but we don’t have to worry about that just now…here are the pics.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tiger Woods Press Conference Was a Sad Day for Men of the Day

I wrote on twitter that people need to leave Tiger Woods alone. I understand he is a billion dollar industry, but making a man publically admit he’s a little bitch who is owned by his sponsors, while pretending to be defending his wife, when he knows she’s just as bad as the whores he fucked behind her back, in terms of only liking him for his fame and money. I get that he was backed into a corner and had to read the shit 4 months later with no sincerity because he knows in the back of his mind that every single one of us would have done the same fucking thing. I also know that as a billionaire, he should be allowed to fuck anything he wants, from animals on the endagered species list to orphans he imports from third world countries and we shouldn’t have any right to judge him, as he’s proven to us that he’s better at life than we are.. The whole thing was depressing to see no matter how hard he tried to let us know he was being forced to do it…Wanting to fuck is not “having a problem”, it is normal, it is what our civilization is based on and to give him shit about it is so against the American dream, it is just another example of Christians raining on our parade so everyone’s gotta fuck off and stop annoying me with this Tiger shit. It’s done. I’m talking to you TMZ. And I guess this press conference is the official joke of the day. To See The Press Conference Follow THis Link GO

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Tightest Pants Ever of the Day

I saw this and couldn’t help but post it because I think these may just be the tightest pants ever and I can’t stop fucking laughing at the shit. You think she coulda chose shit in a different color, or maybe she’s not actually wearing pants, is this painted on? I really don’t know what I am lookin’ at, I just know it looks like the mannequin I once jerked off on, back in the 80s when I believe the movie Mannequin was a documentary…

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Back In Full Force

For the most part Jessica Simpson’s fluctuating weight gain/loss has been really tough on me, it’s hard to watch someone you care about let themselves go like that, I don’t know whether to give her sexy eyeballs or roll her back into the ocean. However, on this occasion I abso-f@#king love it. She must have started at the bottom and slowly squeezed her body into the tightest pair of spanks on the market for all that fatty goodness to be spilling out like this.

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