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Kristen Stewart’s White Trash Tits of the Day

I hate Kristen Stewart, maybe it’s because I know I don’t have a chance with her, since I am not her brother, but I like to think it has more to do with her inbred face. Seriously, I don’t know why anyone is giving her any attention in anything but that teenage porno movie Twilight because they needed someone ugly, so everyday girls could relate to her and the love story, like when you watch porno clips with small dicks cuz it makes it more believable….but I guess it has to do with her being popular with the kids and the kids are the people filing up seats in the theater and looks have nothing to do with that…but at least she’s trying to stay relevant by showing off bigger cleavage that her tits are designed for and I’m all for padded push up bras to give girls a taste of having tit while showing off some real taut squeezed cleavage….like watching me try to squeeze into a size 38 jean….and since Kristen Stewart’s in it…not quite as sexy….ohhhh DIS! Pics via Bauer

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Amy Winehouse — Ex Marks the Spot

Filed under: Hook-Ups , Paparazzi Photo , Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse is back to one of her old habits … kissing ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.The 26-year-old rehabbed singer reunited with her ex outside a restaurant in England on Monday.No, no, no! See Also Winehouse: Coke Was Factor in Theater … Permalink

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DIY Avatarts

A pocket-sized morsel perfect for smuggling into the theater and decked out in full movie regalia. [ Ed Note : Please skip the creepy braid if shipping to BuzzFeed offices. Thanks!] View

Movies This Week: December 25, 2009

This weeks pick at the movies – Sherlock Holmes . No stranger to “Buddy Films”, 48 Hours , and Lethal Weapon Quadrilogy’s Joel Silver Executive Produces, and teams with “hot & cold” action director Guy Ritchie Continue reading

Ashley Greene Maxim Covershoot Video for Twilight Premiere of the Day

I watched Twilight the other day to try to understand the hype. My plan didn’t work out because all I saw was a bullshit, obvious, cliche love story that I guess teenage girls are too stupid to not buy into it. I ended up falling asleep a few minutes into the shit, but I made it til an Ashley Greene part and she is handsdown the best thing to happen to Twilight.

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Carrie Prejean’s Father: Sex Tape, Schmex Tape!

You won’t believe this, but Carrie Prejean’s father is on the side of his daughter. As more and more people realize what an immature, attention-starved hypocrite he spawned, Will Prejean spoke to E! News and said he didn’t understand why her solo sex tape was such a big deal.

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Robert Pattinson Can’t Wait for New Moon Opening, Reaction

If you think you’re excited for tomorrow’s New Moon opening, you aren’t alone. A certain handsome, talented, British actor says he’s been waiting for November 20 for months. “It’s one of the few movies that really excites me to see the fan’s reactions,” Robert Pattinson said at the film’s L.A.

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Kelly Brook is TOpless for a Shitty Play of the Day

As a fat man, I have no choice but to appreciate these pictures of a bitch who combines some of my favorite things to make this highly erotic image, pastries and tits…Sure, I’m not as bad when it comes to food as my wife, she’s a serious pig and I’ve heard her cum eating a brownie and I don’t find food a sexual thing at all, it just fills some of my voids when I am not drunk….

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George Clooney Dreams Of The Stage

He’s conquered TV. And the big screen.

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Hot Searches: Mysteries of 'Spiritual America' and 'Zombieland …

Wondering why ‘ Zombieland Cameo ,’ ‘Kimbo Slice,’ ‘Spiritual America,’ ‘Dancing with the Stars No Panties,’ Free Night of Theater 2009, ‘The Stepfather.

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