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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them….. To See The Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

I Almost Didn’t Notice Mary Carey’s Lazy Eye

I’m not kidding, I was too busy staring at pornstar Mary Carey’s big fat boobies that I almost didn’t notice she had herself a sexy lazy eye. So hot. There’s nothing like a chick staring at you like a drunk in the afternoon sun. Obviously I never should have looked above her shoulders, lesson learned. Maybe it was just a little sticky from a shoot she was doing earlier in the day. Gross.

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

The pictures of these Victoria’s Secret models are floating around and so are my insides because I drank way too much lastnight, so I figured why not post the video, set to some jazz cuz keepin it jazzy is what life is all about and by jazzy I mean hot bitches in their bikinis and little shorts… Here are the pics…. Alessandra Ambrosio was on some annyoing LA morning show….promoting Victoria’s Secret…if you care what a model has to say, but the good news is that the’s some models in bikini in a hot tub, a hot tub party which as Jersey Shore as it is, it is something I need in my life… The Victoria’s Secret Machine is making their slave women promote the new Swim Catalog pretty fucking hard…they even had an event for the shit and here are some of the models and non-models who attended…if you care… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

Mary Carey’s Dress Is VERY Fashionable

I’m not into fashion all that much, but I think that this purple dress that pornstar Mary Carey is wearing is just fabulous. The stitching, the material and the sleek lines are all very impressive. What? Did you think I was going to say something about her breast? Shame on you for underestimating me, I can appreciate fine craftsmanship when I see it you know. Ha! Are you frickin’ kidding me? Look at those massive things, they look like beach balls, I want to kick them. Not in a violent way, purely in a sexual way. Enjoy.

The Sugarbabes Do Barbados in their Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who these girls are either, but they are in their bikinis and it seems like that is all it takes to get on my site, not that getting on this site is anything anyone in the world wants, not because they think I am mean, creepy or perverted, but because they don’t know I exist, that’s what makes this the best site on the internet nobody reads….and here are the Sugarbabes in their bikinis…in plantation country where they I can only assume they got their genius name from….

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The Sugarbabes Do Barbados in their Bikinis of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Swimsuit Pictures

Here are some more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a swimsuit posing for the new Victoria’s Secret catalogue. I don’t know how long this shoot is going to last but I’m enjoying all the various hot models in their bikinis we’ve been seeing over the past few days. I look forward to getting this issue in the mail when it’s released.

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Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her and her sister in their bikinis, because her sister’s role in the family is making Kim Kardashian look skinnier than she is, that was the contract she signed with Kim in exchange for fame, otherwise she would have never agreed to giving her fame, she would have just hired another fat chick or even a dude dressed like a girl for the same fucking effect…

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Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – White Trash Mud Wrestling

You guys want to see some real white trash chicks mud wrestling in their bikinis?

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – White Trash Mud Wrestling

Krystal Forscutt, Joanna Krupa And Sarita Stella Do Ralph

I’m not sure if my one good testicle can handle all the hotness of this post but I’m going to tape it up, tough it out and give it a shot anyway. Here’s Krystal Forscutt , Joanna Krupa and Sarita Stella oiled up and in their bikinis for what has to be one of the hottest issues of ‘Ralph’ magazine ever.

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Krystal Forscutt, Joanna Krupa And Sarita Stella Do Ralph