Her name is Karla. She’s not really a known model, but she is a signed model, which means I guess she’ll be popping up more and more as she builds up her brand and reputations and that’s why she’s in lingerie for my friends over at GALORE , who consistently make magic happen with some of the hottest girls around and for that…we must celebrate Karla and GALORE for all that they do…and as long as they keep on bringing the babes…I’ll keep on fantasizing about sweeping them off their feet with love songs, chocolates and anal play…because nothing screams love like anal play… Karla…unlike so many Carla’s before you…like Karla Hamolka and Carla from Cheers…you’re amazing.. That’s all for now.
Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers… You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit… It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog… They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring: Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect… Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.
Shanina Shaik is an Australian model…..who has done shit from being on a weird supermodel reality show that landed her a boyfriend named Tyson Beckford….and that more importantly landed her work with Victoria’s Secret….like walking their shows and being half naked in their campaigns…and now she’s strategically naked for GQ…in what is nice to look at…unless you’re a racist and all you can see is big black cock going in and out of her ass like you know it does….naughty little 22 year old is what she is….and I kinda like her for that…but that’s cuz I’m not a racist…in fact I donated money to the United Negro College Fund once….sure it was cuz someone called me a racist for making racist jokes….but it still counts…. Here she is modeling….reminding me that I like Australia….
I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s…. I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth. 1- I’ve never met Behati and never will. 2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth….. Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…
I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny… She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies… That said, here’s her nipple from the show… FOLLOW ME
I posted the preview pics of a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls shot by some photographer , and even I knew it was a weak fucking post full of shitty pics, that coulda been way more naked… So when the Candice Swanepoel set dropped, I knew the rest of the models were coming, and that original post was just a preview of what was to come post and who fucking cares, here’s post pregnancy tits a baby may still be sucking on topless and doing the Victoria’s Secret thing way better than Victoria’s Secret does it, cuz they are stuck in the fucking 80s, why change something that works, mentality…and I think it’s safe to say that this is why they should change their campaigns…cuz these are far hotter than anything Victoria’s Secret has shat out the last decade….but they do know how to pic models.. Either way, here’s her post pregnancy body outshining most post pregnancy bodies…as the photographer slowly leaks these pics….instead of just putting them out there…capitilizing motherfucker makin’ it last…bullshit FOLLOW ME
