Her name is Valerie van der Graaf…she’s a 20 years old….5 foot 11…..Dutch…..model who isn’t showing nipple for fashion but who is looking hot enough in this shoot to make me waste my time posting her pics…..for no reason other than to cross reference one day in the event she gets famous…you know one for the fucking catalogs…and between you and me…I prefer my Dutch models working as legal prostitures instead of this…but I can’t control everyone or the mistakes they make in their careers….
I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18… Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do…. But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini… It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago…. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month …. These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.
Here are Rick Ross and Wale celebrating their careers’ new lives on the cover of Billboard Magazine. The screw faces and funny smiles don’t particularly do much for us, but we know some of you ladies are into this type of thing. So we had to ask: which one would you hit??
After a year back together, the actress Cameron Diaz and baseball star Alex Rodriguez have ended their romance. “They broke up recently,” a source close to the Yankee slugger said. Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have called it quits. Like for real. The relationship went downhill faster than A-Rod#39;s production these last two years. Their romance was marked by beach getaways, working out and the occasional douche-tastic sighting. But their careers were too big an obstacle. “She#39;s very bu
“I#39;m not sure what he truly thinks is the right path,” Stewart tells the magazine. “Other than that he believes the wealthy should pay a little bit more of their fair share.” Like other famous Democrats, Jon Stewart is not pleased with Barack Obama. In the wake of Matt Damon expressing disappointment with the Commander-in-Chief, the Daily Show host has come out in the latest issue of Rolling Stone and said, above all else, he#39;s simply confused by the President. Adds the comedian: “He r
The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”…. You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.
I expect sluttier clothes from a woman who got pregnant from being a slut and most importantly kept the baby cuz she didn’t care that she was a slut or that the world would think she was a slut, and figured now was her chance to bring a fatherless child into the world, something sluts aspire to do….but instead she’s dressed like this….who’s she trying to fool?! I mean shit, I had her pegged for some 2 girls 1 placenta porn that leads into anal sex while crowning porn….but instead we get this…what a scam.
When you’re a bra model for an evil controlling corporation and it is your job to have a tit that looks great under all circumstances….coupled with a recent pregnancy and milk filled tit…you get moments like these. I have a feeling this is what Kelly Clarkson was singing about the day she won American Idol….
In August 2009, Paulina Porizkova wore the exact same bikini that she’s wearing in these pics… making this either old pics the paparazzi are re-using and are saying are new….or a trend I can get used too cuz middle aged models who spent their careers topless….carrying that skillset into everyday life…you know topless when they aren’t even getting paid to get topless but cuz they like being topless is just awesome on all fronts…or she just can’t afford a new bikini cuz none of us have every heard of the communist war torn bitch…and whatever the reason…I’m diggin it.
